The official Jusuf Nurkic facts thread

[SIeepwalker]

Legends say Meyers Leonard one day saw Nurkic post up. He was never seen near the paint since.

 

[stampedehero]

Since he came here, we are all Nurkaholics. Why can't Meyers play the same way? I saw him standing and applauding when Nurk played huge against the Sixers and Nuggets.

 

[dviss1]

You guys are clearly slacking on this thread...

Once Nurk was pulled over. He let the cop go with warning.

 

[dviss1]

Little known Star Wars fact:

Nurkic has appeared in every movie.

Nurkic IS the Force.

 

[riverman]

dviss you're on a roll dude! You could make Steven Wright crack a smile with some of these!

 

[noknobs]

Nurk's first job was in an office, but it ended abruptly after his boss asked for a three-hole-punch.

 

[Jade Falcon]

I say we induct dviss into the S2 Hall Of Fame just on this thread alone.

Nurkic can speak at his induction.

 

[dviss1]

I say we induct dviss into the S2 Hall Of Fame just on this thread alone.

Nurkic can speak at his induction.

It's all inspired by the big guy. I'd be nothing without him. It's to the point now where if the people at Google have a question, they Nurk it.

 

[tlongII]

Since he came here, we are all Nurkaholics. Why can't Meyers play the same way? I saw him standing and applauding when Nurk played huge against the Sixers and Nuggets. View attachment 14927

Because he doesn't have a big ass and big legs like Nurk has. That makes a HUGE difference when playing in the post.

 

[dviss1]

Since he came here, we are all Nurkaholics. Why can't Meyers play the same way? I saw him standing and applauding when Nurk played huge against the Sixers and Nuggets. View attachment 14927

That's cuz comparing Butters to Nurk is like comparing Jesus to Hitler?

 

[Mediocre Man]

That's cuz comparing Butters to Nurk is like comparing Jesus to Hitler?

Meyers isn't evil.

More like comparing Michael Corleon to Fredo Corleon

 

[dviss1]

Meyers isn't evil.

More like comparing Michael Corleon to Fredo Corleon

I don't know what you're talking about. That Elf suit and the Dancing?

Downright EVIL.

 

[dviss1]

Nurkic takes his steak so rare, it's unicorn...

 

[Jade Falcon]

I don't know what you're talking about. That Elf suit and the Dancing?

Downright EVIL.

Eh.....I wouldn't say Meyers is evil. To me, it's like comparing Jesus (Nurk) to that obnoxious fan from the "Major League" movie (Meyers):

He talks a big game, but we all know he sits in the stands (or on the bench in Meyer's case) for a reason.

 

[dviss1]

Need to survive the Zombie Apocolypse? Gotta have a Nurk. If a zombie bites him, the Zombie turns into a Nurk....

 

[dviss1]

Jusuf Nurkic. The only person ever known to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

 

[SIeepwalker]

Nurkic once went skydiving but forgot his parachute. The dinosaurs went extinct that day

 

[SIeepwalker]

Nurkic simply walked into Mordor

 

[SIeepwalker]

Nurkic once told his girlfriend her clothes made her look fat. She thanked him for his honesty

 

[Jade Falcon]

Nurkic simply walked into Mordor

 

[Orion Bailey]

NO has not traded Meyers Leonard, because he knows Nurk is so Good, Meyers will become an all star next year playing next to him in the PF spot.
By Midseason the linup will be CJ/Dame/Harkless/Leonard/Nurk.
All because Nurk makes EVERYONE an all star.

 

[Jade Falcon]

Nurk once saved a man from drowning my tossing him his nipple hair.

 

[dviss1]

NO has not traded Meyers Leonard, because he knows Nurk is so Good, Meyers will become an all star next year playing next to him in the PF spot.
By Midseason the linup will be CJ/Dame/Harkless/Leonard/Nurk.
All because Nurk makes EVERYONE an all star.

Nurkic makes your Butters Jersey relevant....

 

[Orion Bailey]

Major global weather cataclysms have been on the rise because of Nurk's refusal to cover up his sneezes....they are powerful enough to affect the climate and wind patterns.

 

[Orion Bailey]

Nurkic makes your Butters Jersey relevant....

I thought I might have actually gone too far on that one. lol./

 

[Jade Falcon]

What’s your summer look like? What are you doing this summer?

A lot of work. I want to be better and I want to be in the best shape of my life again and try to be as healthy as possible, so I’m going to do my part and the rest are going to follow.

That's right. Follow your Lord and Savior, Jusuf Nurkic. Do His bidding.

Live your life for Nurkic. Live for Him!

 

[SIeepwalker]

God needed on of his sons to die for our sins, but Nurk couldn't die, so Jesus did it

 

[Jade Falcon]

 

[Strenuus]

NO has not traded Meyers Leonard, because he knows Nurk is so Good, Meyers will become an all star next year playing next to him in the PF spot.
By Midseason the linup will be CJ/Dame/Harkless/Leonard/Nurk.
All because Nurk makes EVERYONE an all star.

Jesus, OB... that's just... no. Even for this thread, we don't joke about Meyers actually succeeding.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

NO has not traded Meyers Leonard, because he knows Nurk is so Good, Meyers will become an all star next year playing next to him in the PF spot.
By Midseason the linup will be CJ/Dame/Harkless/Leonard/Nurk.
All because Nurk makes EVERYONE an all star.

Uh, let's not make up ridiculous shit