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Next Michael Jordan - meet the first ELiiiTEYou don't tell lies, son, I don't get beatExcept for the part when you thought you were betterMan your rhymes are so cold I gotta wear a sweaterI was reading your verse and it was cold as a tundraBut I don't like all this frost, so now it's gonna be done, braI'm gonna just end you, because I don't want this crapI want quality son, I want actual rap!So let me put this down like it's supposed to be:Are you reading what youre typing? Can you even see?I'm ahead of you by miles but I see you're near sightedBecause it's blurry where I am and there's no need to hide itListen to your daddy because I'm talking sonELiiiTE is kicking booty - competition is none
 
man theres no beating the bestI spread like a cancer tumoryour raps r two faced like the ciara rumorhomey I burn like usherrhyme like bustaman aint no touching this rapper right hereim the one gangsta's fearseems the rap game at BBW is deadbut yall havent readRF1's new rhymesyall aint got the timeto appreciate true greats, true beatsnot sh*tty rappers who go by the name of EliiiteYeah sure hes the new Eliiitehe mad the bottom ten at the BBW rap meetdont hate the game hate the playaim this city's new maya' I never had a daddynever had a life outside ma caddyya theres a not many that came straight out the hoodim one of the fewwho decided to join bbw
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (RaptorFan#1 @ Oct 23 2006, 10:50 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>man theres no beating the bestI spread like a cancer tumoryour raps r two faced like the ciara rumorhomey I burn like usherrhyme like bustaman aint no touching this rapper right hereim the one gangsta's fearseems the rap game at BBW is deadbut yall havent readRF1's new rhymesyall aint got the timeto appreciate true greats, true beatsnot sh*tty rappers who go by the name of EliiiteYeah sure hes the new Eliiitehe mad the bottom ten at the BBW rap meetdont hate the game hate the playaim this city's new maya' I never had a daddynever had a life outside ma caddyya theres a not many that came straight out the hoodim one of the fewwho decided to join bbw</div> :no1:
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Next Michael Jordan - meet the first ELiiiTEYou don't tell lies, son, I don't get beatExcept for the part when you thought you were betterMan your rhymes are so cold I gotta wear a sweaterI was reading your verse and it was cold as a tundraBut I don't like all this frost, so now it's gonna be done, braI'm gonna just end you, because I don't want this crapI want quality son, I want actual rap!So let me put this down like it's supposed to be:Are you reading what youre typing? Can you even see?I'm ahead of you by miles but I see you're near sightedBecause it's blurry where I am and there's no need to hide itListen to your daddy because I'm talking sonELiiiTE is kicking booty - competition is none</div>like that was any better lol....'tundra' and 'sweater' give me a break lol 🪨
 
Your ryhmes are simple and rather weak.<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BrewCityBuck @ Oct 23 2006, 11:15 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Your ryhmes are simple and rather weak.</div> As soon as I get home from the Y I'll spit something new. :winkglasses:<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>BCB is the name and it's never gonna changeThis guy knows talent better than Danny AingePeople say BCB is too brash and meanBut I take em' behind the woodshed like Bean and KareemI talk smack and I back it up better than the bullsh** you throw upWhat you gonna say now would you please shut the F*ck up?Some people think I want too much damn recognition But they forget that I'm more electric than fissionI prove people wrong and then I take them downI beat them so bad the only thing they see are surgical gownsBCB is the name and boy you better not forget Or I'll read your obituary in the local GazetteIf you got a problem just say it to my face If you don't I'll kick your ass into interplanetary space.Don't you all worry this is only round one The pressure on you now feels like a metric ton.......</div> I loved that one. :dribble:
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (RaptorFan#1 @ Oct 23 2006, 11:02 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>like that was any better lol....'tundra' and 'sweater' give me a break lol 🪨</div>Hey if I can pull off saying tundra in a rap and beat you, that's saying something... plus it's all for fun I'm just fooling around with any old word that pops into my head :winkglasses:
 
I keep seeing all these topics and posts about weed. So ill rap about itIm the Mr. Dope man, im always weed assisting,I average 6 assist a day, call me Reefer AlstonMy marijauna is qaulity, it will get you tripping, do you know who Red Auerbach is?The guy in Boston,well that was never a cigar, that was my weed he was popping.now he has passed and thats really sucksbut in honor, smoke some weed so Red can rest in peace FOREVA!!!!It sucks...but I was bored.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (austingriz76 @ Oct 28 2006, 10:50 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Im the Mr. Dope man, im always weed assisting,I average 6 assist a day, call me Reefer AlstonMy marijauna is qaulity, it will get you tripping, do you know who Red Auerbach is?The guy in Boston,well that was never a cigar, that was my weed he was popping.now he has passed and thats really sucksbut in honor, smoke some weed so Red can rest in peace FOREVA!!!!</div>Oh God... :no1: Reefer Alston? he's not even worth mentioning in a rap... even if it was a play on words
 
<span style="font-family:Book Antiqua">Who the hell is Reefer Alston? I've heard of Rafer...Also, why are you guys still going on with this? You all suck.</span>
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Illosophee @ Oct 29 2006, 09:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><span style="font-family:Book Antiqua">Who the hell is Reefer Alston? I've heard of Rafer...Also, why are you guys still going on with this? You all suck.</span></div>Because it's fun... and I'd beat you anytime :dribble: :243399001161179404:
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ELiiiTE @ Oct 29 2006, 10:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Because it's fun... and I'd beat you anytime :dribble: :243399001161179404:</div><span style="font-family:Book Antiqua">That's more than a lie.</span>
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Illosophee @ Oct 29 2006, 09:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><span style="font-family:Book Antiqua">That's more than a lie.</span></div>Niglet please!
 
Yall arent so bright....<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Im the Mr. Dope man, im always weed assisting,I average 6 assist a day, call me Reefer Alston</div>If you didnt know...obvisouly, reefer is weed/marijauna/maryjane/green. What I pretty much said was "im a drug dealer, and I make 6 deals a day. Call me Reefer(marijauna) Alston. Yall need to get out the house.....didnt even know what reefer was :no3: :doh:
 
CB32's back for all you chumps,
Ya'll pussy out? I need to give this a bump,
Before in this thread I was in a little slump,
But now I'm rejuvinated so let me spit these bars while I hear the beat thump,
My rhymes are so ill they jump at you like a snake,
I come up with sh*t faster than Jason Kidd on a fast break,
There aint no stoppin me when I'm in a zone,
So now I'm here, let me set the tone,
You sorry motherfuckers better just give me the thrown,
because I'm fightin for this sh*t til I'm layin under my toombstone

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I'm so going to own you tonight after class with my rap. :shifty2:
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BrewCityBuck @ Nov 21 2006, 06:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I'm so going to own you tonight after class with my rap. :shifty2:</div>
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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BrewCityBuck @ Nov 21 2006, 06:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Your so white CelticBallah...</div>
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Yeah, and you definitely are straight out the hood...

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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (austingriz76 @ Oct 30 2006, 03:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Yall arent so bright....If you didnt know...obvisouly, reefer is weed/marijauna/maryjane/green. What I pretty much said was "im a drug dealer, and I make 6 deals a day. Call me Reefer(marijauna) Alston. Yall need to get out the house.....didnt even know what reefer was :no3: :doh:</div><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ELiiiTE @ Oct 29 2006, 09:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Oh God... :no1: Reefer Alston? he's not even worth mentioning in a rap... even if it was a play on words</div>Don't worry I know what reefer is...
 
All across the country bitches eating turkeys,all yall farting and shitting making dirties,me? im bumping this old ass threadcause ive already been fed,by your mothers milky bread.its so damn boring, there isnt any school,told damn cold to swim in the poolI try to play ball but I look like a fool50 degrees but still sweating a pool.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BrewCityBuck @ Nov 21 2006, 06:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I'm so going to own you tonight after class with my rap. :shifty2:</div>
It's been 3 days and countin and still no reply,
Are you afraid of replyin or did you just lie?
Hurry up and spit I'm gettin a little impatient,
Show me what you got and I'll eat it up like a rasin,
Get all these people ravin,
Hold my hand up like a champ and look at you wavin,
bi*ch I've been spittin like gold before you started shavin,
I need some competition because austingriz is wack,
I'm ready for an attack,
I'll back you down like Shaq,
Run right by you like a running back,
And beat your ass down with all these rhyme skills in which you lack,
bi*ch ass, you a flop,
I can clean you up like a mop,
Make noise louder than BALLAHOLLIC's belly flop,
So what the F*ck you gon' do you motherfuckin rent-a-cop?
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Make noise louder than BALLAHOLLIC's belly flop,So what the F*ck you gon' do you motherfuckin rent-a-cop?</div> :beee:
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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CelticBalla32 @ Nov 24 2006, 06:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>It's been 3 days and countin and still no reply,Are you afraid of replyin or did you just lie?Hurry up and spit I'm gettin a little impatient,Show me what you got and I'll eat it up like a rasin,Get all these people ravin,Hold my hand up like a champ and look at you wavin,bi*ch I've been spittin like gold before you started shavin,I need some competition because austingriz is wack,I'm ready for an attack,I'll back you down like Shaq,Run right by you like a running back,And beat your ass down with all these rhyme skills in which you lack,bi*ch ass, you a flop,I can clean you up like a mop,Make noise louder than BALLAHOLLIC's belly flop,So what the F*ck you gon' do you motherfuckin rent-a-cop?</div>I have to say, that was f'ing kickass. I loved the ballahollic line, and the Shaq and running back verses.
 
Celticballa man I love you as a poster but your rap is weak. Good rap for you is as impossible as a Celtics winning streak. Your posts are really long and filled with common knowledge son. I shred through your rap like a Thompson Submachine Gun. Sorry about the delay on the comeback and I'm sure your pissed. I would have sooner but I had a preexisting hemorrhagic cyst. Sorry that your stuck with Doc Rivers man I know it must suck. Your rap is marshmello fluff and mine is mandarian duck. You sit and wait here for me for three days man it's kind of pathetic. My rap is electromagnetic and yours should be used as anesthetic. I think this is coming to an end because your too boring to rap about Sorry that so soon this thing had to fizzle out. I can't wait for your response and to hear the garbage you spew. Your sh*t's old and annoying like Blink 182.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BrewCityBuck @ Nov 24 2006, 06:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Celticballa man I love you as a poster but your rap is weak.
Good rap for you is as impossible as a Celtics winning streak.
Your posts are really long and filled with common knowledge son.
I shred through your rap like a Thompson Submachine Gun.
Sorry about the delay on the comeback and I'm sure your pissed.
I would have sooner but I had a preexisting hemorrhagic cyst.
Sorry that your stuck with Doc Rivers man I know it must suck.
Your rap is marshmello fluff and mine is mandarian duck.
You sit and wait here for me for three days man it's kind of pathetic.
My rap is electromagnetic and yours should be used as anesthetic.
I think this is coming to an end because your too boring to rap about
Sorry that so soon this thing had to fizzle out.
I can't wait for your response and to hear the garbage you spew.
Your sh*t's old and annoying like Blink 182.</div>
Good rap for me is impossible like a Celtics winning streak?
Maybe you were unaware that they won 3 in a row last week
You're a mandarian duck? What the F*ck?
Man you a schmuck, your future in life will suck,
I'll be fu*kin your bi*ch and you'll be delivering packages in a truck,
And I wasn't sittin here waitin for your reply,
Don't think that for a second, guy,
If I never bumped this you wouldn't have said anything since July,
You know you are soft core,
Man, I'm ready for war,
When you rap I snore,
When you commit a turnover I score,
You out in the first round and I'm in the Final Four,
You suck dick for cash when I'm fu*kin a blonde whore,
This is CelticBalla's rap galore,
Man stop beggin for more,
Talk sh*t again I'll lay your body on the floor,
I've been gettin respect, for you I can't say the same,
When you grab the mic, man nobody knows your name,
Your rap style is lame,
Dawg, you aint got no game,
I'm at a status that you'll never be able to claim,
You didn't say sh*t when I F*cked your mom last night,
You blew a whistle and said stop while you turned on your rent-a-cop flashlight,
Stop fu*kin around and just let this sh*t go,
Before you make me mad and I put your bi*ch ass 6 feet below

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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>You didn't say sh*t when I F*cked your mom last night,You blew a whistle and said stop while you turned on your rent-a-cop flashlight,</div> :HAHAHA: That was great.
 
Have to say, CB32's rhymes are better but BCB's flow is a lot better.You're both about even.SUM1 BATTEL MEEH! Start it up and I'll reply.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ELiiiTE @ Nov 27 2006, 07:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Have to say, CB32's rhymes are better but BCB's flow is a lot better.You're both about even.SUM1 BATTEL MEEH! Start it up and I'll reply.</div>uh-oh, dude from revenge of the nerds thinks he's coolI'll lay you out like Kermit Washington, you'll be in a blood poolYoure not even good man, youre just a toolYou think you can step up on me? Youre a damn foolIm cb4allstar bi*ch, I F*ck plenty o' hoesyou? youre a f*cking geek with ugly glasses laying over your noseYou suck more dick than the New York KnicksYoure like Eric Snow man, you just keep throwin' up bricksGuess what man, youll never get the chicksyour moms a total milf though; got any pics?Eliiite? Brother please man, take a goddamn seatYou think Kobe's 81 was a feat?Guess how many I got on yo mama's backseat?Yeah thats right son, your moms a fineass piece of meatyou look more ridiculous than that racist bi*ch from seinfeldwho do you think you are? you look like a fag with your hair gelledthere you go boy, I battled you; you got your wishyou still suck ass more than the NBA's commish
 
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