The Rap Battle Thread...Ding Ding Ding...

[P0W3RBALLIN]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (S_Guard @ Apr 14 2007, 06:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>REEEEEEMIIXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!This is why im black This is why im BlackI'm black cause im brown.I make white kids frown.from the other side of townwhere pussy flows all 'roundI got only brooklyn on my backcause shorties nowadays too fat.stomachs weighing more than shaqwhat the F*ck is up with thatThis is why im black This is why im blackThis is why This is This is why im blackIm black cause I smokeI cant help to make that poston bbw that youth cokeaddicted now im broke.Im broke cause I buy rich yungWallet dead like DsounG (sorry man R.I.P)Playing hangman and done.I lost now im hungDamn..... :no1:</div>REEEEEEEEEEMIX!!!!This why I'm a chink, This why I'm a chink,This is why this is why this why I'm a chinkThis why I'm a chink, This why I'm a chink,This is why this is why this why I'm a chinkI'm a chink because my mom gave my dad headand then they did it in their bedThis why I'm a chink, This why I'm a chink,This is why this is why this why I'm a chinkThis is why I'm chinese, my skin is pretty yellowI spit rhymes like I eat rice and I keep it really mellowI'm as nice as they come, take my shoes before I come inMy mom has to know their parents before I get some friendsGet a B+ and my parents flip outThey blame it on my computer and they throw that sh*t outMy hair is gelled, spiky as a a thornI have to imagine while I masturbate because my parents blocked out the pornStayed up all night, not to get some assbut to finish up my homework even though I hate the mathAnd when I smile, my eyes get thinner then flossFound a rubber in my drawer and out my mom tossedGrounded for not calling her, for some reason it got her worriedBecause I was having fun at a friends house and not having a hurryI'm not allowed to hang out with all girls, there has to be some boysAnd I'm not allowed to go out to party, so I stay home and play with my toy.I'm watching BET, my mom sees the black people so she locked itSo I go on ESPN and watch the Houston RocketsShe sees Yao Ming and she wants me to see thatBut a second later, she sees TMacShe locked it, no Rockets, for me to seeSo I guess I have to wank off with my little peepeeThis why I'm a chink, This why I'm a chink,This is why this is why this why I'm a chinkThis why I'm a chink, This why I'm a chink,This is why this is why this why I'm a chinkI'm a chink because my mom gave my dad headand then they did it in their bedThis why I'm a chink, This why I'm a chink,This is why this is why this why I'm a chink:HAHAHA: I'm so much better than mims.

I just noticed I mention jacking it 3 times... wowww hahaha

 

[S_Gurad]

Yo we gotta do a colab and make this a whole song lolThis is how it will look on the corner of our videoThis is why Im Chink/ This is why I'm BlackFeat. Anonomys chink and Noname Black aka Powerballin and S_GuardDir. Ray allenProduced by: Yao ming

 

[P0W3RBALLIN]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (S_Guard @ Apr 14 2007, 07:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Yo we gotta do a colab and make this a whole song lolThis is how it will look on the corner of our videoThis is why Im Chink/ This is why I'm BlackFeat. Anonomys chink and Noname Black aka Powerballin and S_GuardDir. Ray allenProduced by: Yao ming</div>lol. fosho.

 

[P0W3RBALLIN]

WALK IT OUT WALK IT OUTWALK IT OUT WALK IT OUTWALK IT OUT WALK IT OUTWESTSIDE WALK IT OUTSOUTHSIDE WALK IT OUTEASTSIDE WALK IT OUTNORTHSIDE WALK IT OUTbay born n raised, you can tell by how I talknow lets mix the hyphy movement with the way u walksee this filthy boy, they recognize ma facemix the hyphy with the crunk forget the other placebend ya knees rock ya back and den shake ya dreadsdo it do it do it from the yay to bankheadthizzin, teeth grittin, got money in the bankballin like jones, hey shawty wutchu drankchain hang low while I walk it outget it dummy with it thats wut I'm talkin boutso bounce with it drop with it lean with it rock with itghostride ya whip and den snap with it pop with itout with the old, and then in with the newgo dumb go dumb and den do wutchu dofrisko walk it out, haystakk walk it outoakland walk it out, the whole yay walk it outWALK IT OUT WALK IT OUTWALK IT OUT WALK IT OUTWALK IT OUT WALK IT OUTVALLEJO WALK IT OUTSAN JO WALK IT OUTU CITY WALK IT OUTTHE WHOLE BAY WALK IT OUTlol. I was lookin thru my notepad files and found this

 

[junot111]

this is why im gaythis is why im gaythis is why this is why im gayim gay because I layon my bed all dayjackin off to thingslike the sweet stroke of ray raythis is why im gay this is why im gay this is why this is why im gayI dont like to rapI like to take alota crapand when I sit down I make the toilet seat break in halfthis is why im gayI dont really like girlsonly their asses and titsso what if they got a couple zitshire a prostitutepay a good tipif her boyfriend come, then u gotta dipput it past her liplet her take a little sipbut when u gotta go, get up and zip(your pants)but wait, why we talkin bout girls?im seeing whirly whirlsmy first passion is guysbecause u kno your my worldJUST LOSE IT AH AH AHA HAHAHHA HA AHAHHA

 

[P0W3RBALLIN]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (junot111 @ Apr 14 2007, 10:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>this is why im gaythis is why im gaythis is why this is why im gayim gay because I layon my bed all dayjackin off to thingslike the sweet stroke of ray raythis is why im gay this is why im gay this is why this is why im gayI dont like to rapI like to take alota crapand when I sit down I make the toilet seat break in halfthis is why im gayI dont really like girlsonly their asses and titsso what if they got a couple zitshire a prostitutepay a good tipif her boyfriend come, then u gotta dipput it past her liplet her take a little sipbut when u gotta go, get up and zip(your pants)but wait, why we talkin bout girls?im seeing whirly whirlsmy first passion is guysbecause u kno your my worldJUST LOSE IT AH AH AHA HAHAHHA HA AHAHHA</div>your gay.

 

[The Legacy]

Me walk down the hallMe be standing tallMe be calling to allThat me is the ballYoMe is the sh*tMe is the candle litMe is the biggest hitMe is the big big titYoYo YoYo Yo Yo

 

[ReppinTheD]

This why I'm Arab, This why I'm Arab,This is why this is why this why I'm ArabThis why I'm Arab, This why I'm Arab,This is why this is why this why I'm ArabI'm Arab because im hot, really really hotstrapped with a bomb, its about to get hot.Walkin with a bomb, in the summer daysall I gotta do is press a button than boom!This is why I'm hot, we work with that gasI could sell a mill sellin gasoline and popI represent the D, the D for DearbornArabs go there every day, eatin kabobs and jackI love the Big D - Arabs show me loveWe smoke so much hookah its like drinkin waterIts in our system (pause) just like makin bombsSo when we're out clubbin the feds are on our assIf you need a bomb throw a call my wayDearborn to Iraq its def all the sameand to Iraq and back as soon as I hit Dearborn - its back to smokin hookah all - the - wayAnd when I hit the cafe - people say that I'm fly - they love the way that I dress -they like my attireThey like how my turban flows from side to sideThey asked me how to do it and simply I reply...This why I'm Arab, This why I'm Arab,This is why this is why this why I'm ArabThis why I'm Arab, This why I'm Arab,This is why this is why this why I'm Arab I'm Arab because im hot, really really hotstrapped with a bomb, its about to get hot.Walkin with a bomb, in the summer daysall I gotta do is press a button than boom!lol theres my arab version - its crap - but o well. (listen to it while the actual song is playing)

 

[junot111]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (P0W3RBALLIN @ Apr 15 2007, 12:58 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>your gay.

</div>this is why im gay.

 

[Illosophee]

<span style="font-family:Century Gothic">This is why I'm Paki, This why I'm Paki,This is why, this is why, this is why I'm PakiThis why I'm Paki, This why I'm Paki,This is why, this is why, this is why I'm PakiI'm Paki 'cause I'm hot,You ain't 'cause you're notThis is why, this is why, this is why I'm PakiI must explain my reason to DO-THIS-SONGI'm Pakistani and you cats know my CREW-IS-STRONGWe speak with an accent and make people FEEL-STRANGEWork at a local 7/11 and get paid with REAL-CHANGENever need to talk to girls because our parents got US-LOCKEDBeen engaged with my cousin since my parents' sex JUST-STOPPEDNever been on real dates; hardly ever MAKE-PLANSRoll around in a Toyota Corolla with my cousins and we SHAKE-HANDSWe never approach girls because we're already ENGAGEDLaugh our asses off anytime anyone takes BEN-GAY (the medicine)We go to the movies and laugh at every DUMB-SCENELook dirty everywhere we go but we act like we COME-CLEANGet into arguments over who has a lighter SKIN-TONEIt's not that we're broke, we're just cheaper than a SPRINT-PHONEI'll charge you outrageously whenever you GET-GASIt's like I'm masturbating to Aishwarya Rai because I finished THIS-FASTThis is why I'm Paki, This why I'm Paki,This is why, this is why, this is why I'm PakiThis why I'm Paki, This why I'm Paki,This is why, this is why, this is why I'm PakiI'm Paki 'cause I'm hot,You ain't 'cause you're notThis is why, this is why, this is why I'm PakiYeah, yeah! What it do, fellers? Shout outs to Russell Peters, Ghandhi and Apu! Stay up, my doggys! Oh yeah!</span>

 

[Something-To-Say]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (junot111 @ Apr 15 2007, 10:15 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>this is why im gay.</div>We already knew you were gay, why'd you have to waste our time with some stupid 'song' about it?