The super Melo to Portland thread + The Big Blockbuster (1 Viewer)

[Dougnsalem]

The longer it draws out, the worse our out-going trade package should be. NYK done fucked themselves. They deserve next to nothing in exchange for a player that doesn't want to be with them, and will be a distraction to their team for an entire season. At this point Turner/Davis/2nd round pick should be all they get in return. Olshey needs to stop being the "nice guy" GM - he has NYK's balls in a vice at this point. And let's face it, we're never going to deal with NYK again in the foreseeable future - no reason to keep relations amicable.

I like all of this except for one thing-Butters HAS to be included, with whoever/whatever else. Its just plain best for us, and him.

 

[e_blazer]

HILARIOUS!!!

That needs to be posted AFTER we obtain Carmelo.

I think it's going to look more like:

 

[Sweetriverphil]

This was gold, sir.

I'm a passionate day drinker and overall fan of Carmelo Anthony

 

[Dougnsalem]

I think it's going to look more like:

I'm thinking there's gonna be more than just one posted. All in good natured fun, and not to troll at all....

 

[Schilly]

I like all of this except for one thing-Butters HAS to be included, with whoever/whatever else. Its just plain best for us, and him.

That's kinda like saying you don't want a new Corvette unless you get rid of your chevy Cavalier, who gives a shit about the Cavalier you take the Vette anyway.

 

[theprunetang]

I'm a passionate day drinker and overall fan of Carmelo Anthony

We share something in common. Although, I am taking the summer off from drinking. What can I say? This last winter was a rough one on my liver....hehe

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Hey guys, I'm hearing rumors that both Lillard and CJ have spoken with Melo.

 

[BonesJones]

Hey guys, I'm hearing rumors that both Lillard and CJ have spoken with Melo.

Did you see them speaking with him at PDX?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Did you see them speaking with him at PDX?

I'm not allowed to say.

 

[Dougnsalem]

That's kinda like saying you don't want a new Corvette unless you get rid of your chevy Cavalier, who gives a shit about the Cavalier you take the Vette anyway.

Lmao. Now that you put it that way, although I think a Yugo would be a better analogy....

 

[Mr. Robot]

Hey guys, I'm hearing rumors that both Lillard and CJ have spoken with Melo.

that means Nurk is coming with slam dunk out of pnr

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Hey guys, I'm hearing rumors that Nurkic is coming with slam dunk.

 

[Wizard Mentor]

https://clutchpoints.com/damian-lil...m-carmelo-anthony-interested-joining-blazers/

 

[julius]

You guys who are worried about how Harkless will take the idea of Damian (potentially) advocating trading him, what about if Harkless himself has advocated being traded to New York?

 

[BonesJones]

I saw Melo at PDX today.

 

[julius]

Anyone who is talking about posting at the houston forum if the trade goes our way, should also remember that they could do the same here, if the trade goes their way.

 

[Nikolokolus]

If only internet pages could explode computers, clutchfans would be the one. Tumorous forum for cancerous people. Worst fanbase on the planet.

At least they 'meme' well. *Ba-dump ching*

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I saw Melo at PDX today.

I saw one at 7/11.

 

[theprunetang]

Lmao. Now that you put it that way, although I think a Yugo would be a better analogy....

I was thinking something more like this.

 

[Mr. Robot]

I saw one at 7/11.

clearly fake one

 

[ripcityboy]

These rumors always get started the same way.

 

[BonesJones]

Anyone who is talking about posting at the houston forum if the trade goes our way, should also remember that they could do the same here, if the trade goes their way.

The prevailing thought is that Carmelo is already a Rocket. So either it is how it is, or we steal their precious Melo.

 

[theprunetang]

At least they 'meme' well. *Ba-dump ching*

?

 

[ripcityboy]

Seriously, If we take Melo away from Houston.....

Well.

 

[e_blazer]

The prevailing thought is that Carmelo is already a Rocket. So either it is how it is, or we steal their precious Melo.

I am hearing this in my head in a Gollum voice.

 

[riverman]

While I like Dame and CJ campaigning for Melo...how will Harkless and other rumored Portland players feel if/when this trade never actually happens?

expendable

 

[ripcityboy]

Melo has got to looking at the young team Portland has put together.... whereas Houston.

"Were getting the band back together!" vibe.

 

[Nikolokolus]

?

What's the question?

 

[riverman]

If I'm Melo, concerned mostly about paper things like money and origami, I gotta wonder about this new mysterious Rockets owner/owners and their ability to pay my salary along with CP3 and Harden and the rest of those guys.

CJ has got to roll up to this dude in New York and be like, listen Carmelo. Paul Allen doesn't even get out of bed for less than a maximum contract. He's got a boat that has a boat in it, and that's where he keeps a pile of jewel encrusted top hats. If you want to have a submarine orgy, he can hook that up. This dude was gonna send Pat Connaughton into space, but Pat got scared so he had one of those submarine orgies instead. It's crazy out here. Let's go get that Northwest Division banner yo.

this post made my evening! Thank you other river!

 

[ripcityboy]

?

Duh. Its a gold plated turkey neck.