The super Melo to Portland thread + The Big Blockbuster (1 Viewer)

[THE HCP]

It makes us worse. None of the above should be on the floor.

There’s nobody else.

 

[jonnyboy]

Hell yeah dude. If anything the “Carmelo to Portland” 10 billion page thread just got justified. I fuckin love it.

 

[Haakzilla]

...this extra Melo fiber tastes so good right now -- better buy his jersey before this experiment is over!!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

PLEASE MERGE THIS WITH THE REAL MELO THREAD!

Not yet. Let the breaking news stand on its own before getting merged into that behemoth.

 

[hoopsjock]

I'm not sure how to repost a tweet here, but I saw on Twitter that someone said Dame went to the front office and said we either sign Carmelo or he would leave basketball and focus on his rap career.

That's reeeeeally disturbing to me.

EDIT: Turns out that was on a fake Woj account that I thought was real. Thank goodness.

Dude, how did you fall for something so stupid?

 

[DDolla]

LMAO Neil on panic mode. Now we have 2 ball hog in CJ and Melo

 

[THE HCP]

Hell yeah dude. If anything the “Carmelo to Portland” 10 billion page thread just got justified. I fuckin love it.

I knew it would.

 

[hoopsjock]

Outside of the Lillard buzzer beaters this might be my favorite day as a blazers fan it’s just so fucking hilarious and if you’re not laughing, fuck you too.

I haven't stopped laughing since I heard, LMAO

 

[THE HCP]

Not yet. Let the breaking news stand on its own before getting merged into that behemoth.

I’m red flagging this post!

 

[THE HCP]

My man is going to light up Houston for 50!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I’m red flagging this post!

And I'm red dogging your wife.

 

[bobf]

There’s nobody else.

That’s cuz we let them go during the off-season. I’d rather go small. This is sick. How to destroy an NBA team for Dummues.

 

[illmatic99]

...this extra Melo fiber tastes so good right now -- better buy his jersey before this experiment is over!!

Asked in the other thread. You OK if it's 7?

 

[KingSpeed]

My man is going to light up Houston for 50!

He’ll be on a mission no question.

 

[Serbian]

Great move. Number 1 Melo is super hungry nobody wanted to give him another chance , and also he is aware that he can not be starter and wants contribute. Number 2 he is 10x better than 60 year old toliver , this could spark us up

 

[illmatic99]

Seriously, this is most pressing to me. What number is he wearing? 15 is retired.

We gonna give someone BRoy's #7?

 

[bobf]

This is like scraping the hell out of your knee and just when it’s starting to heal you can’t stop yourself and pick the giant scab off.

 

[hoopsjock]

OMG finally something interesting lol This'll be fun! Come on Olympic stud Carmelo!!!

Can we petition to let him wear a hoodie while playing?

 

[kjironman1]

And he can’t mess up chemistry because it’s non existent.

This might be the best thing i have read yet. So very true.

 

[B-Roy]

Is it weird that I'm strangely excited about this signing? I mean, given the shitstorm of the season so far at least Melo will provide some good content and entertainment value. As long as his minutes come from Hezonja and Tolliver I don't think it will be that bad.

And yes, I am fully aware my optimism will probably fade 3 minutes into Melo playing, but fuck it. That's why we're fans right? It's like being stuck in a bad relationship...

 

[illmatic99]

Is it weird that I'm strangely excited about this signing? I mean, given the shitstorm of the season so far at least Melo will provide some good content and entertainment value. As long as his minutes come from Hezonja and Tolliver I don't think it will be that bad.

And yes, I am fully aware my optimism will probably fade 3 minutes into Melo playing, but fuck it. That's why we're fans right? It's like being stuck in a bad relationship...

Precisely my thought process. I still hope Little gets his 15-20 mpg that he's earned though

 

[OSUBlazerfan]

It happened!

 

[B-Roy]

Boy fuck it. I'm talking myself into this signing. If Dwight can revitalize his dead ass career in LA, Melo can sure do the same thing here. Praise be the Melo god.

 

[tlongII]

Great move. Number 1 Melo is super hungry nobody wanted to give him another chance , and also he is aware that he can not be starter and wants contribute. Number 2 he is 10x better than 60 year old toliver , this could spark us up

Tolliver is 34. Melo is 35. LO fucking L.

 

[KingSpeed]

Asked in the other thread. You OK if it's 7?

Yes!

 

[Haakzilla]

Asked in the other thread. You OK if it's 7?

...why not?! He is a future HOFer, unlike the other #7 you are referring to

 

[DDolla]

Breaking News: TNT, NBATv and ESPN just put all the Blazers game on national tv.

 

[brooklynballer]

I 100% wish that Nurk was saying he was ready to play on Monday. Miss that guy.

Nobody misses him more than Terry Stotts. He would’ve been fired if Olshey didn’t luck into that move.

 

[hoopsjock]

Seriously, this is most pressing to me. What number is he wearing? 15 is retired.

We gonna give someone BRoy's #7?

Portland has way too many retired numbers. I wish they'd just switch to a ring of honor or something.

 

[bobf]

LMAO Neil on panic mode. Now we have 2 ball hog in CJ and Melo

That’s what I meant about chemistry.