Religion The "White People Are Ruining Everything" Thread

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Poke.

Its pretty fucking good from Hawaii. But white people took it over and are gentrifying the fuck out of it like they did with food trucks.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

These blooming flowers that are occurring and people are driving and overcrowding fields to go see flowers: WHO GIVES A FUCK.

They are fucking flowers.

Same with the fucking Cherry Blossoms. Fucking losers.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Coachella / Burning Man.

Throughly convinced the people that go here are the worst people on the planet earth.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Escape Rooms: These are the dumbest fucking things I've ever seen. Probably more of an asian fob thing, but I'll attribute it to whites.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Watching movies in cemeteries.

"ooh, how fucking edgy!"

 

[theprunetang]

These blooming flowers that are occurring and people are driving and overcrowding fields to go see flowers: WHO GIVES A FUCK.

They are fucking flowers.

Same with the fucking Cherry Blossoms. Fucking losers.

I'm sorry, but I'm a botany major. Not just fucking flowers brah.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

Jewish people make like good ass bread like rye and shit, and white people make white bread and that's bomb for like peanut butter Jellies, and then they make like shit ass wheat bread? It tastes like white bread with dirt added in. Wtf.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I'm sorry, but I'm a botany major. Not just fucking flowers brah.

YUP. FUCK THE FLOWERS, SON. FUCK THEM HARD.

 

[theprunetang]

YUP. FUCK THE FLOWERS, SON. FUCK THEM HARD.

If that's your thing, then I guess, be you. I suppose you'll help in pollination in some way.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

If that's your thing, then I guess, be you. I suppose you'll help in pollination in some way.

its just the same basic white bitches doing all this flower blooming shit after having some Rose and Avocado toast and then posing in front of some street art.

 

[theprunetang]

its just the same basic white bitches doing all this flower blooming shit after having some Rose and Avocado toast and then posing in front of some street art.

Are they also doing yoga poses in the photos?
Are you also the first flaurasexualist? I have many questions!

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Are they also doing yoga poses in the photos?
Are you also the first flaurasexualist? I have many questions!

Yup.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

#Blessed

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[theprunetang]

Yup.

I've got a really nice flower for you.
Just watch out. It's a Venus Fly Trap.

 

[ripcityboy]

I've got a really nice flower for you.
Just watch out. It's a Venus Fly Trap.

If you haven't considered that for an album cover then you really disappoint me.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I've got a really nice flower for you.
Just watch out. It's a Venus Fly Trap.

If I win the tourney pool, you can paint me a picture of Greg oden fucking a flower. :MARIS61:

 

[MickZagger]

You over-analyze shit too much.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

You over-analyze shit too much.

I've been doing blow all morning.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I kid. I kid. Just coffee. but you gotta stay woke on these crackaz

 

[theprunetang]

If I win the tourney pool, you can paint me a picture of Greg oden fucking a flower. :MARIS61:

That just might be worth the effort.....

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Why are White People so obsessed with The Book of Mormon and Hamilton? I think they like it to spite other white people.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Trivia night too at bars. WTF is that.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Why are only white bread crackaz allergic to gluten?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Jewish people make like good ass bread like rye and shit, and white people make white bread and that's bomb for like peanut butter Jellies, and then they make like shit ass wheat bread? It tastes like white bread with dirt added in. Wtf.

THIS EZEKIEL BULLSHIT TASTES LIKE CARDBOARD

ITS LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Are white people giving up trying to play basketball?!?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Are white people giving up trying to play basketball?!?

What the hell is that? It looks like water polo without the water.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

HANDBALL, SON.