Things you did as a youth, now that you look back, were kind of dick moves

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Wheels said:
putting my then 10 year old brothers in all the wrestling submission moves I learned? Sharpshooter, figure 4 leg lock, Million Dollar Dream, Steiner Recliner, Torture Rack etc.. the only impact finisher that I put them in was Kevin Nash's Powerbomb.. but that was only on the trampoline.
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I was that little brother in the same story, but couches instead of trampoline. I never had the strength to roll over the figure 4.
 
BeerBoy said:
Me and a few friends drove around Lake Oswego once in the early 90's and blasted people with a paintball gun.
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My brother was on the receiving end of this at the age of 11 and thought he was actually shot. IN lake oswego, on Bryant road. in the early 90s
 
Buzz Killington said:
we had a crippled teacher at school who had a stroke and limped around. one night, at like midnight we went in front of his house and just kept on lighting fireworks until he limped outside.then we drove away.
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you sir were an asshole.:tsktsk: But I did harass a kid in my class who probably had aspergers in the 2nd grade. I also thought it was funny to make my mom cry about one of her brothers (12 siblings) who died when i was 7.
 
westnob said:
I was that little brother in the same story, but couches instead of trampoline. I never had the strength to roll over the figure 4.
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LOL! Dude Rolling it over was one of the most difficult things EVER. I cant remember if it actually worked or not in reversing the pain.
 
westnob said:
you sir were an asshole.:tsktsk: But I did harass a kid in my class who probably had aspergers in the 2nd grade. I also thought it was funny to make my mom cry about one of her brothers (12 siblings) who died when i was 7.
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he's the kind of teacher that would have gotten a kick out of it.
 
westnob said:
My brother was on the receiving end of this at the age of 11 and thought he was actually shot. IN lake oswego, on Bryant road. in the early 90s
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Was he eating outside at a McDonalds, Burger King, and some other place I cant remember? That is where we blasted people.
 
Throwing little pebbles with 2 friends at cars on a quiet residential street. We were on a hill and the drivers for the most part couldnt see us...We stopped doing it when I grabbed too big of a pebble and it went throuh the back passenger side window of a van.....yeah....

I lived right across from my elementary school, and they would have "open house night" for all the parents. We had a perfect spot to water balloon hundreds of cars....then we water-ballooned some HS kids cars (we were in 6th grade I think) ....Ive never ran so hard in my life it was some scary shit but we knew that area good and hid while they searched for quite a while.

....theres many more....
 
Wheels said:
LOL Piledrivers scared me. although I was never into WWF after Bret Left.. I remember what happened to Stone Cold when Owen Hart pile Drived him. But yes the Sharpshooter/Scorpion Deathlock was my favorite one to put on. Oh and also Chris Benoits Crippler Cross face.
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The Stan Staziak Heart Punch FTW.
 
A friend of mine and I bought two of the largest containers of dishwashing soap we could find and dumped each one completely out at the top of Ira Keller Fountain in front of Civic Auditorium. The bubbles at the bottom were over 6' high, but I found out later they had to drain and clean the fountain to get all the soap residue out.
 
maxiep said:
A friend of mine and I bought two of the largest containers of dishwashing soap we could find and dumped each one completely out at the top of Ira Keller Fountain in front of Civic Auditorium. The bubbles at the bottom were over 6' high, but I found out later they had to drain and clean the fountain to get all the soap residue out.
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http://www.katu.com/news/local/9398071.html

Nolan, is that you? :biglaugh:

Looks like it's a ppopular thing to do. I saw another one of the fountains, up on like 10th or so, near Burnside, overflowing with suds a few years back.
 
Once I was playing baseball with a friend and the ball went in a neighbors yard and stopped directly on top a hole that was like a hornets nest in the ground. I got my younger brother and tricked him into getting it... and he got stung like 10 times.
 
Pushing my little brother into the Christmas tree and if any presents that get opened was gravy.
 
Like 5 years ago i went to upstate New York and my friend and I were really bored since there was nothing to do. We were walking through the woods and found a really nice golf course. After walking around for a while we decided to pick up rocks and carve stuff into the green of a hole. Like Golf sucks, youre gay... stupid stuff. Then a couple days later cops came to our cabin and interrogated my friend and i but my parents had our backs and we never got in trouble. Dick move and really stupid
 
MysteryMan said:
Like 5 years ago i went to upstate New York and my friend and I were really bored since there was nothing to do. We were walking through the woods and found a really nice golf course. After walking around for a while we decided to pick up rocks and carve stuff into the green of a hole. Like Golf sucks, youre gay... stupid stuff. Then a couple days later cops came to our cabin and interrogated my friend and i but my parents had our backs and we never got in trouble. Dick move and really stupid
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It sounds like you realize your stupidity...but with all due respect you need (needed)your ass beat down for that, a couple thousand dollars in fines, and made to do gruntwork for the greenskeeper.

That shit takes FOREVER to fix.....Somebody did that shit at a course i play at....fucking up golf courses is REAL high on my list of things I wont tolerate and will put them in a headlock and take the to management....which i have done before to a friends friend....fuck him

Respect for other peoples property in general is real high on my "dont fuck with me" list

(of course the stories I told earlier when i was a kid dont apply....and I was caught and my parents made me pay)
 
can you figure out what course you did that to? I wanna see how nice a course you fucked up
 
was on vacation at Cannon Beach and at Haystack Rock, we would go there and just start smashing the "sea plants" with rocks, thinking they were just plants. People were there for nature walks and observing the aquatic life and were kind of horrified.
 
Buzz Killington said:
was on vacation at Cannon Beach and at Haystack Rock, we would go there and just start smashing the "sea plants" with rocks, thinking they were just plants. People were there for nature walks and observing the aquatic life and were kind of horrified.
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wtf... :sigh:

this thread is starting to irk me
 
When I was 12 I broke into one of those temporary classroom trailers at school and took a shit in the middle of the floor...seemed like a good idea at the time...
 
When I was about 12 my cousin who lived in Scappoose had a farm next to their place. We would hang out in the little tree fort he made taking turns pelting cows with BB's. It was pretty funny to us watching the cows giddy-up after they got pelted.
 
Using trash can lids as shield, a buddy and I dueled with a pretty good supply of bottle rockets, shooting them at each other one after the other. A miracle that we didn't win a Darwin award for that.
 
mobes23 said:
Using trash can lids as shield, a buddy and I dueled with a pretty good supply of bottle rockets, shooting them at each other one after the other. A miracle that we didn't win a Darwin award for that.
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we used roman candles and wore wind breakers as some sort of "protection" :crazy:


One landed in my scalp and stuck there for a few seconds.....i had a nice bald patch for a few weeks
 
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