Things you did as a youth, now that you look back, were kind of dick moves

[drexlersdad]

robbing places blind. statute of limitations is 7 years though so im good.

i was never stupid enough to throw shit at old ladies or onto the highway, thats a good way to "accidentally" MURDER someone.

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

We had one friend in our 'click' that we kinda picked on. Looking back we were total assholes to the guy.

We got him stuck on the merry-go-round and they spun it until he thew up.

There is a side door at the safeway down the block if you kick it hard enough it'll set off the alarm, my friend did and the alarm was going off from 2am until the cops arrived.

 

[Luther]

In HS my friend would swerve at bikers and honk like he lost control...Obviously this would scare the shit out of em and most of the time they would crash pretty hard...While we were doing that once a kid in the car found a golf ball and threw it at a jogger while we were going 40...We couldn't tell for sure but he grabbed his junk or his stomach in serious pain...I think we might have assured the guy didn't have any more children...

 

[Buzz Killington]

hah, one of my friends would hang out of another friend's car window and grab dudes in the balls as they were walking in downtown Portland. Also used to slap bicyclists on the ass.

 

[Luther]

Thats kind of weird man haha

 

[MysteryMan]

can you figure out what course you did that to? I wanna see how nice a course you fucked up

Not really sure what the name was but it was in the top 50 golf courses in NY. They held amateur golf tournaments there so it was pretty serious. Sorry to get you so angry. I promise it won't happen again

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

There was a place in Salem called "Mr. Mystics" that sold magic stuff and awesome Halloween stuff year around. They also had the best gag gifts I've ever seen anywhere.

There is this stuff called 'morning breeze,' it's a tiny glass bottle about 3/4 the size of an eye drop bottle and when you opened that it'll clear a building. Just one drop will do. It smelled of rotten eggs but amplified. It was oil so if you got any on yourself you were pretty much fucked for that week.

We opened the bottle and poured it in a planter inside the Salem Center mall.

Good times.

 

[Eastoff]

Prank calls! When I was 8-9 caller-ID wasn't around yet.

My friends and I called some random number in the phonebook and pretended that I was kidnapped I got away from the kidnapper and I was calling from a phone booth in front of the Crow-Bar tavern. And this was around 2am or so. She sounded so scared. I had to hang up because I felt so guilty and didn't want to break into laughter.

True story.

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[BrianFromWA]

This thread on my mind as I'm driving around yesterday...

As I'm sure happens everywhere else, there are generally panhandlers with cardboard signs posted at a bunch of the freeway off-ramps I use around Seattle. I saw this kid around 10 years old holding up a sign, with what looked like his father sitting in a lawn chair 10 feet behind him. As I'm starting to think "what kind of jackhole makes his son hold out his panhandling sign for him?" I get closer and see that the sign reads "I'm sorry I threw things at cars."

That's the kind of justice Dad would've used on me back in the day. It warmed my heart, and I gave the Dad a beep and a thumbs-up as I drove by.