I just had a momentary power failure. My computer immediately restarted, but now I'm thinking, what will happen to all the posters I'm empowered to take care of today in this thread if I suddenly disappear? So now, while I'm still here, I want to encourage you to keep the thread going. Don't cry for me. Continue your lives with humor and humility. Don't get drunk just because I'm gone. Get stoned because I'm gone.
I was reading a Guardian article from Google News, about the Democratic debate. Supposed to be live, and I wanted to know whether there's a live debate right now. The crash happened just as I clicked on a Twitter post with an embedded video of Sanders and Clinton in a debate, unknown whether past or present. Could the NSA have been sending me a message? If so, the next step is for a beautiful seductress to show up at my door while I'm commenting on today's thread, leaving all of you in my charge in limbo. You must carry on. Don't grieve for me, Carolina. We have to win this game today and you must let nothing, nothing stand in our way.
It's windy, banging on my window. Unless that's her. We shall soon know my fate.