Exclusive Trumps sermon on the Mount

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

ABUSE OF POWER. BURN IT ALL DOWN

 

[riverman]

mods change this title to slumping snake on a stool!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

mods change this title to slumping snake on a stool!

She sold slumping snakes down by the sea shore.

 

[barfo]

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She's not the 45th. Buchanan was a bachelor.

barfo

 

[Road Ratt]

Sermons put me to sleep. Trump puts me in ignore mode. His mind tricks don't work on me. Besides, Trump only has a small handful of tricks and once you have figured them out, he becomes quite boringly predictable.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

SithPokerDog does have a nice ring to it.

 

[riverman]

SithPokerDog does have a nice ring to it.

sith is just a dyslexic way to spell shit

 

[SlyPokerDog]

sith is just a dyslexic way to spell shit

Gee thanks.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I thought this was a celebration of the 4th of July.

This is just a campaign rally.

The flyover of military aircraft, parading of military, and the expense of law enforcement needs to be paid for by the Trump campaign.

 

[riverman]

I thought this was a celebration of the 4th of July.

This is just a campaign rally.

The flyover of military aircraft, parading of military, and the expense of law enforcement needs to be paid for by the Trump campaign.

It's all the guy knows how to do.....Mark Cuban had a great interview about it..how his endless campaign is tucked between golf games.Always the same speech..never any substance

 

[SlyPokerDog]

It's all the guy knows how to do.....Mark Cuban had a great interview about it..how his endless campaign is tucked between golf games.Always the same speech..never any substance

He has prevented protesters from tearing down Mount Rushmore.

Single handedly!

Between rounds of golf!

And with bone spurs!

 

[riverman]

He has prevented protesters from tearing down Mount Rushmore.

Single handedly!

Between rounds of golf!

And with bone spurs!

Wait until it's dark, they're gone and the locals get really drunk

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

Some quick takes....

He was actually coherent for about 90% of it
Monuments, so many monuments
Not a word about any Native Americans
And not one (ONE!!!!) word about the current pandemic

What a jingoistic cock bite.

 

[Lanny]

He'd just better hope nobody asks him to name the four people carved into the mountain...my money says he couldn't do it

Clearly, he thinks they should blast away those faces and replace them with his.

 

[Lanny]

I can get you a 10% discount on a Trump coin.

Do you mean you can get them to pay me to take one?
Next question: How much?

 

[riverman]

Do you mean you can get them to pay me to take one?
Next question: How much?

You want the Russian or Chinese made coin?

 

[Lanny]

You want the Russian or Chinese made coin?

Whichever one is made out of gold.

 

[e_blazer]

Here's the Wizard of Bullshit giving his sermon from on high:

 

[MickZagger]

The Trumps are just truth seekers. Duh

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

 

[riverman]

Cuck bait

 

[yankeesince59]

I'd rather watch "The Monkees" reruns.

 

[e_blazer]

I'd rather watch "The Monkees" reruns.

Man, you must be a daydream believer, but if you take the last train to Clarksville you may be able to have another Pleasant Valley Sunday tomorrow. I’m a believer.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I'd rather watch "The Monkees" reruns.

Well, that's setting the bar pretty damn high

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Well, that's setting the bar pretty damn high

I thought bars were closed in California.

 

[yankeesince59]

Well, that's setting the bar pretty damn high

...ahhh, now you're talking "monkey bars".