You know, I've heard of this guy Mixum, but this is the first time I've seen him really work a thread with economical little posts. I like his style.
Mixum, if you would like to take my course in stirring the pot, I have a nice starter package available for $895. Just call my 800 number and have your credit card ready. This is the "no money down" version. If you're a homeowner and know how to sign your name, I can make you an expert troublemaker a lot faster.
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This is the thousandth time I've seen PapaG's cowboy quick temper. I've always pictured him at a poker game in a saloon, with 6-shooter on his lap, ready to call someone a liar. I paid the stable and have my horse outside so I can make my getaway. Papa, want to cut the cards?
...And did you ever run for that local political office you were considering? What was it again? Imagine, you, a politician telling them what they want to hear.