VEGAS!

[Rhal]

Just got off the plain in Vegas. Its my first time being here since iv turned 21. My question is where should I go and what should I see. Im here for 4 days so iv got some time on my hands

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

how old are you and what do you like to do

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Where are you staying?

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

Were you long hauled by the cab driver?

Did you try the $20 trick?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Were you long hauled by the cab driver?

I don't see how people get long hauled, there are signs at the airport taxi pickup areas that say what it should cost to go to each hotel. I just point to the sign and say it costs X to get to ________, take anyway you want. Then I ask the driver how much money a month he sends back to ISIS.

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

I don't see how people get long hauled, there are signs at the airport taxi pickup areas that say what it should cost to go to each hotel. I just point to the sign and say it costs X to get to ________, take anyway you want. Then I ask the driver how much money a month he sends back to ISIS.

I just tell them to take Tropicana to las VegasBlvd. Sometimes they get their pantiesin a bunch (especially if I'm staying at the Luxor since it is so close)

But even if you are long hauled, it's like an extra $5.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

We took a taxi home when we got back from Puerto Vallarta. We had a ride set up but I was sick so we told them not to come. Scariest 40 bucks I ever spent.

Newer Charger but probably a zillion miles. The thing weaved all over the road, had a low tire light and we were doing 80 on the freeway. Fucking insane they can get away with that.

 

[ripcityboy]

Just remember that vats of hydrofluoric acid are pretty hard to come in that part of the desert. But from what I understand, human organs are pretty high on the market!

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[SlyPokerDog]

Just got off the plain in Vegas. Its my first time being here since iv turned 21. My question is where should I go and what should I see. Im here for 4 days so iv got some time on my hands

Are you there alone? With the wife?

If you like gambling do it downtown, the slots are looser and the odds on blackjack are much better.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I don't see how people get long hauled, there are signs at the airport taxi pickup areas that say what it should cost to go to each hotel. I just point to the sign and say it costs X to get to ________, take anyway you want. Then I ask the driver how much money a month he sends back to ISIS.

They don't know. Cab driver says "There's a lot of construction, can I take the freeway" or some shit. Not like you know about it if you're an infrequent visitor.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

We took a taxi home when we got back from Puerto Vallarta. We had a ride set up but I was sick so we told them not to come. Scariest 40 bucks I ever spent.

Newer Charger but probably a zillion miles. The thing weaved all over the road, had a low tire light and we were doing 80 on the freeway. Fucking insane they can get away with that.

THAT WASN'T A TAXI. ALL TAXIS IN MEXICO ARE NISSAN SENTRAS.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I heard that Tacos El Gordo is open again next to the Wynn!

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I just tell them to take Tropicana to las VegasBlvd. Sometimes they get their pantiesin a bunch (especially if I'm staying at the Luxor since it is so close)

But even if you are long hauled, it's like an extra $5.

Paradise, son. I believe Uber picks up at McCarran now.

If I'm not in a huge rush I just take the shuttle bus. sometimes it sucks ass though since it takes a long time.

Usually what I do is take Paradise then have the cab wait in the parking lot while I buy booze and shit for the room at the CVS Pharmacy on Paradise and Harmon (across from the Hard Rock). The strip CVS and Walgreens jack their prices up but this one is fairly normal priced and actually has specials.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

THAT WASN'T A TAXI. ALL TAXIS IN MEXICO ARE NISSAN SENTRAS.

Nope. This was from mccarran to my house. The taxi in Mexico was a Nissan van of some sort and it was much better than the taxi ride to my house.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Nope. This was from mccarran to my house. The taxi in Mexico was a Nissan van of some sort and it was much better than the taxi ride to my house.

THAT IS A PRIVATE COURIER SERVICE IN MEXICO, THEN.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Just got off the plain in Vegas. Its my first time being here since iv turned 21. My question is where should I go and what should I see. Im here for 4 days so iv got some time on my hands

Fuck bitches, get money.

 

[Sedatedfork]

Don't sign up for any time share presentations.

 

[Sedatedfork]

Too bad you aren't staying for the superbowl.

 

[Rhal]

IM 29 like gambling and drinking and im with my 21 year old brother in law. Staying at the palice station.
If I had my way id just stay at the poker tables but my wife tells me I cant abandon my brother in law to do that

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

EAT AT THE OYSTER BAR.
https://palacestation.sclv.com/Dining/The-Oyster-Bar.aspx

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Mob Museum
Strip Club- Spearmint Rhino
Steak Dinner at Del Frisco's Double Eagle
Shoot guns

I imagine you're not trying to get laid this week. Maybe big a good wingman for your brother in law. or yourself, hell this is a no judgment zone brah

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

Spearmint rhino in Portland sucks ass.

They bought wild orchid (which was the best strip club in Portland) and turned it into shit. Those dudes are way too uptight about everything.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

They own "Dame's and Games" which is a topless sportsbar franchise they are trying to put into Portland. Not sure how well that will go over with "DAMES" in the name though.....

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

The one in vegas has pretty awesome talent, and they don't hustle as bad as the other ones that are in big mansions. Cheetah's is always a...time. kind of odd but old classic vegas shit.

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

They own "Dame's and Games" which is a topless sportsbar franchise they are trying to put into Portland. Not sure how well that will go over with "DAMES" in the name though.....

Yes please

 

[SlyPokerDog]

IM 29 like gambling and drinking and im with my 21 year old brother in law. Staying at the palice station.
If I had my way id just stay at the poker tables but my wife tells me I cant abandon my brother in law to do that

Should have played Myvegas, lol.

Take Uber and Lyft.

Use this code to get $15 free with Uber - johng3391

Use this code to get $25 free with lyft - JOHN976347

 

[SlyPokerDog]

IM 29 like gambling and drinking and im with my 21 year old brother in law. Staying at the palice station.
If I had my way id just stay at the poker tables but my wife tells me I cant abandon my brother in law to do that

Gamble downtown. get the downtown casino player's cards. They will come with match play coupons, use those at the BJ tables.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Should have played Myvegas, lol.

Take Uber and Lyft.

Use this code to get $15 free with Uber - johng3391

Use this code to get $25 free with lyft - JOHN976347

Those codes will work for both you and your brother in law.

 

[Rhal]

Gamble downtown. get the downtown casino player's cards. They will come with match play coupons, use those at the BJ tables.

Heading downtown right now, ill grab a casino players card right away.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Heading downtown right now, ill grab a casino players card right away.

there are multiple casinos.

the loosest slots and the free flowing drinks are at Mermaids. You won't have to wait 2 mins between drinks.