VEGAS!

[Hoopguru]

If you go to Henderson and Summerlin, you are really isolated from the scum bags. There are so many shady ass people in the middle of Vegas.

Red Rock was great.

Mt Charleston is a cool forrest area. 45 min out of town.
Lake Mead is close too.

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Mt Charleston is bitchen. I used to ride along with my cousin in his Baja Ride through the dried up creek/rain beds.

 

[Lanny]

Just got off the plain in Vegas. Its my first time being here since iv turned 21. My question is where should I go and what should I see. Im here for 4 days so iv got some time on my hands

1. Ride the commuter rail. It connects several casinos;
2. See the Mirage. Go to it's lobby where they have a very large and very cool aquarium with some large fish;
3. Find a great buffet and eat there often. That used to be the Mirage but they've gone downhill so I have no idea where the best ones are now. If you find one, let me know;
4. Go to Vegas World and go to the top. They've got an amazing amusement ride at the top that will take your breath away. It's really too much for me but I would have loved it in my younger years. Also, Vegas World used to be the tallest building in Vegas and I presume it still is;
5. Do no sit in on any time sharing place presentations. The sales pitch is extremely intensive and not worth the reward. Ask me how I know;
6. Go see Hoover dam. That is so cool and it's within driving distance;
7. Stay away from Keno unless you've got the money to throw away. But do try some sports betting on the Blazers in any of the sports bars in all the large casinos. My wife likes the 21 tables and I stick to the slot machines. You have to have talent to win at 21 and even dumb old me can win at the slot machines;
8. Don't count on winning but quit when you're ahead. We seldom win although my wife does better than me.

 

[Lanny]

These are all you need....you can probably make a pair out of bondo laying around the shop
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What a sex pot.

 

[Lanny]

EAT AT THE OYSTER BAR.
https://palacestation.sclv.com/Dining/The-Oyster-Bar.aspx

Oysters on the half shell?

 

[riverman]

Burning oregano smells like pot to me.

sounds like you smoked some nasty shake back in the day...I have a strain that smells like Grapefruit...now that Oregon Skunk strain smells like it's name

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Oysters on the half shell?

OYSTER STEW

 

[Lanny]

OYSTER STEW

That can be good, too. Depends on how it's fixed. The best oyster stew I ever had was fixed by me.
When it comes to oysters on the half shell, I prefer the Fanny Bays washed down with a Guinness Stout..

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Doing more neighborhood searches this weekend.

Is North Las Vegas shit? There are a few communities out there. I see its north of scummy ass downtown. I would probably rather be closer to Summerlin as there is a community and nice lifestyle out there. MAYBE around Green Valley Ranch too. Dunno yet, we'll see.

Also gonna check out Skye Canyon and Rainbow Crossing Estates.





Skye Canyon
https://www.pardeehomes.com/las-vegas/onyx/

Henderson Area
America West Rainbow Crossing Estates
https://www.americanwesthomes.com/p...-ranch/communities/21/rainbow-crossing-luxury

North Las Vegas:
Indigo: https://www.pardeehomes.com/las-vegas/indigo/
Sedona Ranch: https://www.centurycommunities.com/find-your-home/nevada/las-vegas-metro/north-las-vegas/oak-creek

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

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[EL PRESIDENTE]

How ghetto is it on a 1 to 10 scale (Vegas overall)?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

How ghetto is it on a 1 to 10 scale (Vegas overall)?

3

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

3

Sounds lame.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Any confirmation?

 

[Lanny]

3

That's just the part you see.

 

[Orion Bailey]

Any confirmation?

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He is still confirming. Give him time!

 

[Lanny]

Viva Las Vegas.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

@EL PRESIDENTE Heading to that Vietnamese pho restaurant you posted when you were there before flying home. Hope it's good. No sleep for 36hrs now. I'm a zombie.

Pho Kim Long? Never went, thought name was funny.

 

[Lanny]

Can confirm. Should have called you to bring your hooker friends! Got VIP pass to watch UFC 259, but it was a bit of a meh event. Oh, well. Lost at the table but got a nice hand pay for the first time ever (hand pay, not handjob, jokers!). I never play the slot but wanted to get away from the table to smoke. Sat in front of a machine and put in $100. About ten hits in and I got a small jackpot of ~$1,600.

Dammit, you had me breathing heavily until you brought me down with your talk about hand pay, not handjob.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Looks like @SlyPokerDog is still partying it up in Vegas. Should've left me with his ban hammer so I can ban a few people and then charge them money to get them unbanned. Need to recoup my losses in Vegas!

I think SPD is giving someone the "hammer" at the Green Door as we speak.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

LOL

Damn, I forgot to check that! Dammit!

I remember the first (well, only time) I went in there. It was pre-club Vegas (other than Baby's at the Hard Rock and The Beach). We were wasted, hopped in a cab and then the cabbie told us about it, so we went. Checked it out, it was fucking weird/awkward and empty. Paid $20 admission, thought it would be like an orgy or some shit in there, but nada.

Got a weird feeling about the spot so we all bounced and went to the next spot to drink. Probably the Crazy Horse 2.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Probably just a bunch of drunk, coked up, tatted up, old hags, anyway.

*Not talking about @SlyPokerDog old lady.

I'm guessing its a bunch of dudes jerking off waiting for a girl to arrive.

 

[Lanny]

Looks like @SlyPokerDog is still partying it up in Vegas. Should've left me with his ban hammer so I can ban a few people and then charge them money to get them unbanned. Need to recoup my losses in Vegas!

Please, your Lordship, don't ban me. Your shoes like like they need another spit shine.

 

[Shaboid]

Driving through Vegas today. Got stuck on I-40 last night right outside Flagstaff due to snow for about 8 hours. Really cut into our Vegas time which was lame. Staying at the Bellagio tonight.

 

[Shaboid]

Where should we watch the blazers game tonight? None of the two other guys I'm with are big drinkers so that's not really a priority.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Where should we watch the blazers game tonight? None of the two other guys I'm with are big drinkers so that's not really a priority.

Circa, downtown Vegas.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Circa, downtown Vegas.

As an added bonus the hookers are cheaper downtown.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

NORMA!