OT Wedding Bands (the ring not the music)

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SlyPokerDog said:
You know you've gone full Californian Cuck for your wedding when you shave your knuckles.

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clearly not shaved....that's a partial wax job!
 
riverman said:
Maybe you've just been using Nair hair removal instead of KY jelly by mistake....it' probably helps cut down chaffing when you jerk off though
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I never knew how much these rings slip when you are in the shower though, I may have to get a silicone one for travelling, beaches, etc.
 
EL PRESIDENTE said:
I never knew how much these rings slip when you are in the shower though, I may have to get a silicone one for travelling, beaches, etc.
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I have a waterproof divers pouch so when I'm traveling I can go snorkeling with my ring, wallet, passport and hotel key in there and dry even when I'm swimming or diving...great travel tool. I use it when I go fishing too just in case I need to free a lure from a snag..always put screen in your shower drain....actually in all your drains....saves on plumbing bills
 
Tyrant of Ants said:
Your Mrs. really wants you to wear the ring at all times? Shit, I don't wear mine half the time. She's even cool with me going to Vegas without her and not having to wear the ring.
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That's because she trusts you and for good reason.
Just to strengthen your resolve, remember this, it's never worth it!
Here's something I thought about when I was single, I know the pain a person can go through when learning of a spouse's infidelity and I promised myself that no matter how tempting I would never ever ever put a married man through that, not in a Million years.
 
Wife and I put our rings in a safe place until covid is passed...my doctor said washing hands thoroughly doesn't work if you are wearing a ring....no hiding places for covid nerf balls....when you're old nobody gives a shit if you wear a wedding ring or not because you are no longer attracting attention anyway...it's also why you can get away with living in sweat pants and sweat shirts everywhere you go. Young folks who still think they're on the market after marriage have some tough lessons ahead.
 
I'm starting to plan a proposal, I found my person. My question is, how did you ask your bride to be what type of ring they prefer??? They have to wear it everyday, obviously they want something they like. Any thoughts?
 
Shaboid said:
I'm starting to plan a proposal, I found my person. My question is, how did you ask your bride to be what type of ring they prefer??? They have to wear it everyday, obviously they want something they like. Any thoughts?
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Congrats, my friend!

How long have you two been going out?

Does she have a hot sister or mom who likes dogs?

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You got Costco?

Take her to Costco, as you wander around the store go over to the jewelry cabinet and pretend to look at a watch for you. Then pick out a woman's piece of jewelry that you legit think is ugly. Point it out to her and say that. Then use that as a way to start a conversation about the type and styles of jewelry she likes. Point out necklaces, bracelets, earrings, etc. Women love to talk about jewelry. You'll quickly learn her likes and dislikes and you can use that to buy the ring.

Not saying you should buy from Costco but they do have very fair and honest deals. The Costco thing works great vs taking her directly to a jewelry store because she'll instantly know something is up.
 
Shaboid said:
I'm starting to plan a proposal, I found my person. My question is, how did you ask your bride to be what type of ring they prefer??? They have to wear it everyday, obviously they want something they like. Any thoughts?
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I took her to jewerly stores, she kept on changing her mind.

Eventually I bought a cheap CZ ring on Amazon and used that to propose and then let her pick up the ring style she wanted.
 
SlyPokerDog said:
Congrats, my friend!

How long have you two been going out?

Does she have a hot sister or mom who likes dogs?

...

You got Costco?

Take her to Costco, as you wander around the store go over to the jewelry cabinet and pretend to look at a watch for you. Then pick out a woman's piece of jewelry that you legit think is ugly. Point it out to her and say that. Then use that as a way to start a conversation about the type and styles of jewelry she likes. Point out necklaces, bracelets, earrings, etc. Women love to talk about jewelry. You'll quickly learn her likes and dislikes and you can use that to buy the ring.

Not saying you should buy from Costco but they do have very fair and honest deals. The Costco thing works great vs taking her directly to a jewelry store because she'll instantly know something is up.
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Also Costco will let you trade any jewelry you buy there up for something different or more expensive.
 
SlyPokerDog said:
Buy a really cheap ring, dirty it up, and then tell her a story like this.

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Tell her he has had it up his ass the whole time they've been together?

Jeez, that kid was quick to take a watch that had been up two guys asses for years. Mind you, it was in good shape for being up two asses for years. Still.
 
Shaboid said:
I'm starting to plan a proposal, I found my person. My question is, how did you ask your bride to be what type of ring they prefer??? They have to wear it everyday, obviously they want something they like. Any thoughts?
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Think about who she is. The things she likes. What she reminds you of or makes you feel. Then get a ring that speaks to that. You can't lose.
 
SlyPokerDog said:
Congrats, my friend!

How long have you two been going out?

Does she have a hot sister or mom who likes dogs?

...

You got Costco?

Take her to Costco, as you wander around the store go over to the jewelry cabinet and pretend to look at a watch for you. Then pick out a woman's piece of jewelry that you legit think is ugly. Point it out to her and say that. Then use that as a way to start a conversation about the type and styles of jewelry she likes. Point out necklaces, bracelets, earrings, etc. Women love to talk about jewelry. You'll quickly learn her likes and dislikes and you can use that to buy the ring.

Not saying you should buy from Costco but they do have very fair and honest deals. The Costco thing works great vs taking her directly to a jewelry store because she'll instantly know something is up.
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Thank you! We've been talking and dating since Thanksgiving of last year. WYKYK though...

She has a twin sister, but is more of a cat person. Sorry.

Good suggestions!
 
Tyrant of Ants said:
Dude, you're Filipino. You should have no problem finding a good wedding band! Get Arnel Pineda to come sing if you can afford him. Or this guy should be cheaper and more available (he's awesome!).

As for wedding ring, let your lady go shop it herself. It's hers (for however long it last... j/k), anyway.

Congrats!
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This whole time I thought El Prez was Chinese :smiley-pat:
 
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