No worries, everybody. Just remember, the pre-season doesn't matter. It's completely cool that our best player is coasting through these games and acting like he couldn't care less.
Meanwhile, here's what a few other players accomplished last night:
LeBron James: 33 pts., 4 rebounds, 5 assists, 3 steals
Kevin Durant: 29 pts, 9 rebounds
Dwight Howard: 14 pts., 13 rebounds
David Lee: 21 pts., 12 rebounds
Brandon Bass: 17 pts., 8 rebounds
Jeff Green: 27 pts., 9 rebounds
I have one word for those guys: SUCKERS!!! They actually think you need to play hard in the preseason!! Can you believe it? Somebody should send them to the Brandon Roy School of Basketball, where you learn to just take it easy and go through the motions.