OT When did you realize you were old

[MickZagger]

I just told my step kids i went to high school in the 90’s

 

[barfo]

I just told my step kids i went to high school in the 90’s

I think it was in the 90's that I realized I was old.

barfo

 

[wizenheimer]

I just told my step kids i went to high school in the 90’s

I was out of high school by the 70's....thank god, that was 7 years of hell

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Yesterday a woman showed me her new tattoo and I had no idea what the fuck it was.

A sootball.. A SOOTBALL?!? What the fuck is a sootball?

 

[Natebishop3]

I'm old???

 

[Minstrel]

When the music that I remembered from my childhood ('80s music) I began to hear on "oldies" stations that used to play '60s and '70s music.

 

[THE HCP]

This past spring...... had to get reading glasses. Still baller though..... just can’t see all my hoes without ‘em.

 

[Minstrel]

This past spring...... had to get reading glasses. Still baller though..... just can’t see all my hoes without ‘em.

A gardener that can't see his shovels and hoes is indeed going to struggle.

 

[Natebishop3]

A gardener that can't see his shovels and hoes is indeed going to struggle.

Does HCP have to choke a hoe?....

 

[riverman]

I was going fishing about 15 years ago, had a sunburn so was wearing a big straw hat and baggy clothes...sunscreen ...walked down a river bank and a bunch of college students were partying and I heard them say after I passed them..."Check out the old guy in the hat".....that was my first realization that, yeah....I'm fuckin' old....

 

[THE HCP]

I once peed on @SlyPokerDog..........

 

[riverman]

I don't consider myself old, but I felt pretty crappy when my nephew started to get the better of me on the mat a few years ago.

When my son got taller than me and schooled me one on one in the driveway playin' hoops I knew it was all downhill from there

 

[THE HCP]

When my son got taller than me and schooled me one on one in the driveway playin' hoops I knew it was all downhill from there

Didn’t he go on to play with Wilt in college?#BAM

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I once peed on @SlyPokerDog..........

Huh?

 

[riverman]

Huh?

It was more than once?

 

[julius]

When I reached the age where after saying "30 years ago", it was factually correct for me to say "I was a teenager".

 

[THE HCP]

Huh?

I thought if people can come on here year after year and post that we are going to finish in 1st every season and that Trump is a solid guy and great leader......I TOO can post nonsense.

 

[riverman]

I thought if people can come on here year after year and post that we are going to finish in 1st every season and that Trump is a solid guy and great leader......I TOO can post nonsense.

I just figured you were grumpy from working around the circus carnies and bikers....I have empathy bro!

 

[riverman]

I thought if people can come on here year after year and post that we are going to finish in 1st every season and that Trump is a solid guy and great leader......I TOO can post nonsense.

We're only going to finish first for the next 3 seasons! How could anyone think EVERY season?

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

When I learned the cast of Saved by the Bell are all pushing 50.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

When I was older than the cougars I was chasing after.

Also, when a 20 something year old had a panic attack after she found out how old I was on a date.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I thought Asian dudes don't lose their boyish looks until they're well past 40?

Yeah, pretty much. That's how it was easier to date younger and not look too creepy at the bars.

And the cougars go after younger guys anyway. But then I find out that I'm actually a few years older than what I thought was a coug and it was a revelation

 

[e_blazer]

I thought if people can come on here year after year and post that we are going to finish in 1st every season and that Trump is a solid guy and great leader......I TOO can post nonsense.

Keep posting like that and you’re going to have to change your handle to THE HDD (Hispanic Debbie Downer)

 

[Chris Craig]

Does HCP have to choke a hoe?....

HCP knows how to handle a hoe

 

[Chris Craig]

Keep posting like that and you’re going to have to change your handle to THE HDD (Hispanic Debbie Downer)

Nah, it'll just turn into Hispanic chugging prune juice

 

[Chris Craig]

I just figured you were grumpy from working around the Circus Carnies and Bikers....I have empathy bro!

My parents were carnies. That's how they met.

 

[riverman]

My parents were carnies. That's how they met.

My grandfather was a carnie for Barnum and Bailey Circus his whole life...lot of Irish signed up during the dust bowl of the 30s

 

[Strenuus]

When I learned the cast of Saved by the Bell are all pushing 50.

Fuck. My. Life.

Lisa and Kelly still hot af though.

 

[yankeesince59]

When I was a young buck the idea doing it with a 50 year old woman was gross and repulsive...now I think a 50 year old woman is hot !

 

[crandc]

When my doctor, dentist, and President Obama were all younger than me.