OT When did you realize you were old

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Ran into Payton Pritchard’s parents in Walla Walla last weekend. He’s about to be drafted.

I remember when he was like 8 and on Katu or something else local showing off his skills.

 

[Lanny]

I just told my step kids i went to high school in the 90’s

I realize I'm old whenever assholes like you remind me. I want so bad to hit you repeatedly with my cane. Yes I have a cane and three walkers and two wheel chairs.

 

[Lanny]

I don't consider myself old, but I felt pretty crappy when my nephew started to get the better of me on the mat a few years ago.

you wrestle? I used to wrestle in high school.

 

[stampedehero]

I just told my step kids i went to high school in the 90’s

I realized I was old when I responded to a S2 member who went to high school in the 90's. I graduated in 1971.

 

[stampedehero]

The hell is that thing? Looks like a nasty infection.

Sly might like this. It's a chocolate poodle with it's tongue wagging.

 

[ABM]

I thought Asian dudes don't lose their boyish looks until they're well past 40?

That's a misguided slant.

 

[yankeesince59]

 

[Orion Bailey]

Whem my buddy in jr high said i was just an serious old grump

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

I thought Asian dudes don't lose their boyish looks until they're well past 40?

Ya gotta have them boyish good looks looks to start with. Just sayin’........

 

[Hoopguru]

When I became ok with sex 3 times week on average rather than unlimited.

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

My 40th birthday. I made the mistake of coaching BG’s 12 year old all star team and it was the night before the state tournament. Great bunch of kids generally but the vast majority of the parents sucked dick. Earlier in the afternoon I had been called to a meeting of said dick suckers and chastised for not trying hard enough to win, that the Sportsmanship Awards we had won in the two previous tournaments were for “losers”, that I was playing their kids in the wrong positions, yada, yada, yada. I felt twice my age and ended up at a local bar with my assistant coaches. Definitely made me feel better but it was that day that the very last shred of my “Pollyanna” attitude was beaten out of me. It was like a preview of the Trump World that befell us 20+ years later. I’ve been a crotchety old man ever since......

 

[Hoopguru]

When I voted for Joe Biden.

 

[ABM]

The pot is obviously espresso. There's a distinct difference.

 

[julius]

When I became ok with sex 3 times week on average rather than unlimited.

Woah, big talk from Porn Star McGee over here!

 

[Hoopguru]

Woah, big talk from Porn Star McGee over here!

All American healthy 69 year old.
Doc's will tell ya its important to active to stay youthful. Use it or lose it.

 

[Hoopguru]

Woah, big talk from Porn Star McGee over here!

I said three time a week not a day! Im to old for that, a man must no his limitation!

 

[julius]

I said three time a week not a day! Im to old for that, a man must no his limitation!

I stand by my joke.

 

[Propagandist]

Yesterday a woman showed me her new tattoo and I had no idea what the fuck it was.

A sootball.. A SOOTBALL?!? What the fuck is a sootball?

From My Neighbor Totoro, of course. I can still hear the sound they make...

 

[Propagandist]

I realized I was old when a girl I was "seeing" didn't get a Seinfeld reference.

 

[julius]

I realized I was old when a girl I was "seeing" didn't get a Seinfeld reference.

HCP "well, most 13 year olds don't "
/HCP

 

[wizenheimer]

when I was in college:

"right on! far out man"

"ROTC off campus!"...."hell no, we won't go" (tear gas in the air)

"let's buy a lid"

no CD's, just vinyl; no VHS or VCR (unless V = venereal and the other two letter weren't good); no cell phones or personal computers; no internet; gas @ 24.9 cents; Rainier Ale 39 cents/quart (green death). More hair and less belly. Cool status was horsepower instead of gigahertz

and, Carly Simon was really hot....this album cover was front and center in my fantasy life:

 

[riverman]

When I realize I'm outliving famous people from my teen years.....it sort of hit me when Robin Williams and Bowie died that my generation was starting to fade

 

[Chris Craig]

My grandfather was a carnie for Barnum and Bailey Circus his whole life...lot of Irish signed up during the dust bowl of the 30s

My dad worked for Barnum and Bailey (he fed the lions) then worked carnivals. That is where he met my mother.

My dad used to run a ride called the twister. It was terribly fast and there was one car especially that would suck the wind out of you and press you against the seat. A cop came once and was asking my dad about his "kiddy" ride. My dad asked him if he wanted to try it out. The cop did, so he put him in the car I was talking about. Cranked it up and the cops eyes rolled into the back of his head. Afterwards it took him a minute to get out but he was ok. As he walked past, my dad asked, how did you like my kiddy ride.

Note: My dad had no problems with cops, never ever call a real ride a kiddy ride. Its offensive to a carny.

 

[Chris Craig]

I realize I'm old whenever assholes like you remind me. I want so bad to hit you repeatedly with my cane. Yes I have a cane and three walkers and two wheel chairs.

Do you yell at kids to get off your lawn?

 

[riverman]

All American healthy 69 year old.
Doc's will tell ya its important to active to stay youthful. Use it or lose it.

where do you buy your blue pills?

 

[riverman]

My dad worked for barnum and Bailey (he fed the lions) then worked carnivals. That is where he met my mother.

My dad used to run a ride called the twister. It was terribly fast and there was one car especially that would suck the wind out of you and press you against the seat. A cop came once and was asking my dad about his "kiddy" ride. My dad asked him if he wanted to try it out. The cop did, so he put him in the car I was talking about. Cranked it up and the cops eyes rolled into the back of his head. Afterwards it took him a minute to get out but he was ok. As he walked past, my dad asked, how did you like my kiddy ride.

Note: my dad had no problems with cops, never ever call a real ride a kiddy ride. Its offensive to a carny.

My grandfather was a silversmith...he engraved your name on a bracelet or ring at a booth....he'd hop a train and visit once in awhile with a suitcase full of his work with our names on the rings...he passed away when I was about 10. As a kid I'd see him about once every couple years.

 

[Chris Craig]

HCP "well, most 13 year olds don't "
/HCP

More like

"Your sister got the reference! Bam!"

 

[Chris Craig]

where do you buy your blue pills?

From Morpheus

 

[yankeesince59]

where do you buy your blue pills?

"Blue pills"?...fuck that, all you need is 2 popsicle sticks and a rubber-band.

 

[Chris Craig]

"Blue pills"?...fuck that, all you need is 2 popsicle sticks and a rubber-band.

Old MacGyver