OT Who Should Get Each Job if Paul Allen Cleaned House and Replaced Everyone w/ S2 Members?!

[PtldPlatypus]

I like laundry, but I'm not sure I'd root for the Iowa City Monsantos anymore...

BTW, appreciate the love in this thread. Though between GM/Cap Guru/Analytics/etc, I'm beginning to think you guys think I'm a nerd...

"Think"?

"Know".

 

[BBert]

I like laundry, but I'm not sure I'd root for the Iowa City Monsantos anymore...

BTW, appreciate the love in this thread. Though between GM/Cap Guru/Analytics/etc, I'm beginning to think you guys think I'm a nerd...

Kind of a "Nerd of All Trades"

 

[chris_in_pdx]

Thank god I'm nowhere on anyone's list. I don't like to actually do anything, just complain.

 

[CupWizier]

I'm not on any lists, so fuck everyone

I would put you in charge of Public Relations as you have a special way with people.

 

[Hoopguru]

Me: Referee consultant

I could see you as play by play for television broadcast. Hell yeah!

 

[dviss1]

I could see you as play by play for television broadcast. Hell yeah!

I'm more of a color guy.

 

[Hoopguru]

It would be great to have an official do color!

 

[Orion Bailey]

Front Office:
President: @Nikolokolus
GM: @Portland2014
Assistant GM: @Gronk Brady
CBA Expert: @BrianFromWA
Head of Statistics/Analytics: @TBpup
Head of Marketting: @HAAK72
Chief Ambassador: @Chris Craig
Head of Security: @CupWizier (and his squirrel army)
Head of Scouting: @Mediocre Man
Head of International Scouting: @Rastapopoulos
Head of G-League Scouting: @jlprk

Coaching:
Head Coach: @BonesJones
Big Man Coach: @swish3
Other Assistants: @dviss1 @LayneStaley @LuckyShot
Head of Player Development: @Scalma

Other:
Waterboy(s): @riverman
Ballboy(s): @HCP

That GM position though......

 

[THE HCP]

I'm more of a color guy.

Must....not......post.......what.......I’m.......thinking........

 

[Jon]

Blazer Dancer Consultants: All S2 members interested


* @riverman retired

is that like the casting couch kind of consultant?

 

[Rastapopoulos]

R]
Head of International Scouting: @Rastapopoulos

When will Fez get the respect he deserves?

 

[Rastapopoulos]

Head of Player Development: @Rastapopoulos

My technique: hire crazy Serbians to scream at them.

 

[Orion Bailey]

When will Fez get the respect he deserves?

I will be adding him and you to my list.

Dviss will be a consultant too, but I need to make up a title for him first.

 

[dviss1]

I think Bones should replace free throw guy

 

[tlongII]

I would like to be the Blazer Dancer talent evaluator.

 

[Jon]

I would like to be the Blazer Dancer talent evaluator.

heh heh..... "have a seat"

 

[Chris Craig]

I think Bones should replace free throw guy

I think I should...nah I couldn't sit that close to the court every game....I'd get kicked out and banned by the NBA

 

[Chris Craig]

I'm more of a color guy.

No kidding

 

[Natebishop3]

Media Relations: NateBishop

Oh man.... I would have too much fun with this.

Canzano would try to walk into the locker room and I would be like....

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

My technique: hire crazy Serbians to scream at them.

As long as we add some out of shape Latvians to be our conditioning coaches.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

That GM position though......

I just want to be entertained. That front office combo would be SOOOOO entertaining!

 

[Orion Bailey]

I would like to be the Blazer Dancer talent evaluator.

The only job that REAllY matters

 

[Natebishop3]

You want to see ME dance?
That's a little weird yo.

 

[Orion Bailey]

I just want to be frustrated. That front office combo would be SOOOOO frustrating!

FTFY

 

[PtldPlatypus]

FTFY

Nah--if I want to be frustrated, I just go here and start reading.

 

[Mediocre Man]

I would put you in charge of Public Relations as you have a special way with people.

Finally a good post from someone from o live

 

[PDXFonz]

I see how it is!

 

[Orion Bailey]

Nah--if I want to be frustrated, I just go here and start reading.

Weak sauce...

I could have thought of many more frustrating links than that, lol.

That could possibly be a breath of fresh air you know.

 

[BBert]

It would be great to have an official do color!

That's a great idea. Especially if he/she were willing to criticize the calls on the floor. That would be epic. If there were audio channel choices for a game telecast, I'd pick that one.

 

[Sedatedfork]

Head of Charts and Graphs: @Denny Crane
Blaze: @SlyPokerCat
Head Baker: @crandc
Capologist: @BrianFromWA
Bro Culture Wingman: @EL PRESIDENTE PRESIDENTE
Constitution Specialist: @MarAzul
Designated Person to Start Shit With Other Teams Forums: @tlongII
Real American Screener: @MARIS61
Draft Consultant: @Fez Von Savage (Official Motto: "Not Swayed")