OT Who Should Get Each Job if Paul Allen Cleaned House and Replaced Everyone w/ S2 Members?!

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PtldPlatypus said:
Front Office:
President: [B]@Nikolokolus[/B]
GM: @Portland2014
Assistant GM: @Gronk Brady
CBA Expert: @BrianFromWA
Head of Statistics/Analytics: @TBpup
Head of Marketting: @HAAK72
Chief Ambassador: @Chris Craig
Head of Security: @CupWizier (and his squirrel army)
Head of Scouting: @Mediocre Man
Head of International Scouting: @Rastapopoulos
Head of G-League Scouting: @jlprk

Coaching:
Head Coach: @BonesJones
Big Man Coach: @swish3
Other Assistants: @dviss1 @LayneStaley @LuckyShot
Head of Player Development: @Scalma

Other:
Waterboy(s): @riverman
Ballboy(s): @HCP
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I promise my regime, will be cold-blooded, effecient, and pitiless . . . ya know, just like the current president.
 
Nikolokolus said:
I promise my regime, will be cold-blooded, effecient, and pitiless . . . ya know, just like the current president.
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So, no more free t-shirts, but free corporate suites?
 
BonesJones said:
HERE'S MINE SO FAR:

Front Office:
President: @PtldPlatypus
GM:
Assistant GM: @BrianFromWA
CBA Expert: @hoopsjock
Head of Statistics/Analytics: @Boob-No-More
Head of Marketting: @stampedehero
Chief Ambassador: @KingSpeed
Head of Security: @HCP
Head of Scouting:
Head of International Scouting: @Rastapopoulos

Coaching:
Head Coach: @BonesJones
Big Man Coach:
Other Assistant Coaches: @Orion Bailey
Head of Player Development: @dviss1
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Great choices since the real experts reside right inside here.
 
Lanny said:
NY style cheese cake with a cherry or a raspberry sauce and a nice graham cracker crust. Now, you're talking my lingo.
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You rock!

I was about to post some dark and estranged shit(like normal) about our lack of kahunas, but then I read your post, and now I am all sunshine and rainbows, smacking my lips and about to log off and head to the cheese cake factory.
My taste buds love you. My love handles are gonna bitch at you for a couple weeks....
 
Orion Bailey said:
You rock!

I was about to post some dark and estranged shit(like normal) about our lack of kahunas, but then I read your post, and now I am all sunshine and rainbows, smacking my lips and about to log off and head to the cheese cake factory.
My taste buds love you. My love handles are gonna bitch at you for a couple weeks....
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Stop!!! It isn't even the weekend yet silly.
 
So now that you all have new jobs i guess S2 now needs someone to post radical ideas and blow it up type comments.
I'm sure i could just stick around here and call out newbies also.
 
BBert said:
My bad. So you'll pay corporations to use the suites, take away employee health insurance, and pay the players minimum wage. Cool.
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Don't forget, the owners will receive 85% of revenue and claim that it's an entitlement for the players to play in the league for that minimum wage. :chestbump:
 
BonesJones said:
Front Office:
President: @PtldPlatypus
GM: @Boob-No-More
Assistant GM: @BrianFromWA
CBA Expert: @hoopsjock
Head of Statistics/Analytics: @Boob-No-More
Head of Marketting: @stampedehero
Chief Ambassador: @KingSpeed
Head of Security: @HCP
Head of Scouting: @TB Pup
Head of International Scouting: @Rastapopoulos

Coaching:
Head Coach: @BonesJones
Big Man Coach: @Chris Craig
Other Assistant Coaches: @Orion Bailey @swish3
Head of Player Development: @dviss1
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I could see it now coaching bigs. 5 foot 4 me yelling at 7 footers. Telling them to stop being little bitches. "Dunk the fucking ball!"
 
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