Kid Chocolate - Luke Walton
GMJigga - Richard Jefferson
Self-explanatory.
Yinka - Freddy Adu (when he first came into the MLS) - how old is he, like 12? One has the best grammar of all posters his age, the other has the best soccer skills of all players his age.
Joker - Kidd - one second, he says he wants to be a Net for life. Then, he gets traded to Dallas. Hm.
cpawfan - posts like a dinosaur; Chris Bosh - looks like a dinosaur
King Shake - no need for a comparison, he's already a playa (had to use it with someone)
L - Kerry Kittles - inconsistent, disappears sometimes. Although when he does come through, it's in a big way