He has never made fun of or ridiculed anyone and if he inadvertently has, he has always made it clear he meant no harm.
He never tries to instigate drama or perpetuate conflicts and always brings a calm and moderate vibe when entering into conversations.
He never tries to talk down or demean anyone here by talking about them rather than to them.
He always takes everyone's wife and lawn jokes with a grain of salt and is always a good sport with regards to people trying to use him as the brunt of a joke.
He provides some of the best video editing in all of professional sports and makes watching the Blazers an incredibly amazing experience.
Ok.
I won right?