Game Thread 2022-23 Game #6 - BLAZERS VS ROCKETS - OCTOBER 28, 2022 - FRIDAY - 7:00 PM (PDT) ROOT

[Idog1976]

missed the start of the half. why did shaedon get the early benching?

Nurk complained that seeing what a dunk looks like gave him "shrinkage".

 

[illmatic99]

Nurk: "In the Old Country, a Dunk killed my Grandfather and I made a sacred oath to never dunk the ball no matter how easy it might be.".

kinda feel like he can't get up high anymore. no bounce after the broken leg

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Wow.

horrible call by the refs.

 

[oldmangrouch]

He's gotta be the most dunk averse 7 footer in history it's UNREAL!

He sometimes plays like a guy who no longer trusts his own body. "I can't jump, I might break something!"

 

[bobf]

Lead us not safe - we need defensive intensity.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Breaking news: Nurk dunks!

 

[Idog1976]

HOLY SHIT NURK DUNKED, NURK FUCKING DUNKED!!!!!!!!!

 

[KSF-ERIC]

Nurk Jam

 

[bobf]

That ref is blind

 

[Quatro44]

There you go Nurk, bbq chicken

 

[Idog1976]

October 28th, 2022 it was a Friday, cold and wet and it was on this day I saw the most surprising thing in my life, something that will be burned into my memory forever, Jusef Nurkic dunked the god damned ball.

 

[Kano John]

Breaking news: Nurk dunks!

Just remember Nurk - when you dunk, the ball stays in the hole!

 

[Predator]

Who has more dunks, Nurk or Z Bo?

 

[B-Roy]

Simons???

 

[crandc]

Shaky start to the quarter but making up for it.

 

[Mr. Robot]

nurk out there looking like prime hakeem olajuwon

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Sharpe!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

SHARPE GIVES US ALL FREE CHICKEN McNUGGIES!

 

[Quatro44]

Sharpe showing off those receiving skills

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Imagine what this team would look like if GB3 had basketball instincts?

He and Sharpe would be flying around everywhere.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Nurk is on fire!

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Hart must have slept with this ref’s wife.

 

[Idog1976]

Hart must have slept with this ref’s wife.

To be fair, they barely slept that night.

 

[Idog1976]

Refs went from not calling pretty serious contact in the first quarter to the tickiest of tacky calls WTF?!

 

[MickZagger]

SHARPE GIVES US ALL FREE CHICKEN McNUGGIES!

Thats not chicken

 

[MickZagger]

Put these guys away

 

[illmatic99]

why not go with winslow at C? eubanks is having a tough time

 

[B-Roy]

Ant hasn’t scored in the second half

 

[Quatro44]

I think Simons hasn’t scored in the 2nd half