Game Thread 2022-23 Game #6 - BLAZERS VS ROCKETS - OCTOBER 28, 2022 - FRIDAY - 7:00 PM (PDT) ROOT

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If Dame sits this game out, who should get the start?

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I know it's against the Rockets but Shae is a fucking monster. This dude is going to earn himself even more PT than he was getting by the time Dame gets back. He's already sooo good. Sorry @THE HCP but he is not the epitome of a bench player.
 
Anyone got a replay of that Sharpe dunk? Houston feed didn't show a replay but looked like Sharpe was looking down at the rim on that dunk hahaha
 
My Name is

best read while listening to this:



Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
My name is, chka-chka, Rim Shaed-y
Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what?
My name is, chka-chka, , Rim Shaed-y
**clears throat** Excuse me!
Hi, my name is, who? My name is, huh?
My name is, chka-chka, , Rim Shaed-y
Can I have the attention of the 22' Draft class for one second
Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, who?
My name is, chka-chka, , Rim Shaed-y

[Verse 1]
Hi, kids, do you like rim-based violence? (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Wanna see me stick Nine point Nines in dunk contest highlights? (Uh-huh)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah, yeah)
Skip college, straight to the pros like Garnett did? (Huh?)
The first six GM's thought my game was dead weight,
So now I'm tryna get my head straight
But I can't figure out which of their defenses I most want to humiliate. (Oh)
And Dame said, "Rim Shaedy, your Game is Aces" (Uh-uh)
"Why you coming off the bench bro, your talent's being wasted"
Well, since age 12, I felt like I'm someone else
'Cause I hung my original sport from the top bunk with a belt
Got pissed at Football injuries so I ripped the Mamba's game off
I smacked Highschool so hard I knocked other teams jersey's backwards like Kris Kross
I smoke perimeter defenders who ain't got no gas, they fall on they ass
Faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast
Come here, Smart; "Shaedy, wait a minute, that's the D-P-O-Y, dawg"
I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off



[Chorus]

Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
My name is, chka-chka, Rim Shaed-y
Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what?
My name is, chka-chka, , Rim Shaed-y
Hi, my name is, who? My name is, huh?
My name is, chka-chka, , Rim Shaed-y
Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, who?
My name is, chka-chka, , Rim Shaed-y



My Coach wanted to bench me in junior high (Shh)
Thanks a lot dick, next semester I'll be flier than fly
I smacked him in his face with a change of pacer, chased him off the 3 line like he was on the Pacers
I stapled his nuts to the floor with a cross-over (Ow)
Walked onto the hardwood and after that three I had my hand up
Flashes of brilliance all around the perimeter,
Then I stuck my elbow through the rim Like I was Carter
Extraterrestrial skills, running over pedestrian players with them change of pace spins,
While they're screaming at me, "Let's just be friends"!
99 percent of my life, I was lied to
I just found out most players think they more dope than what I do (Damn)
I told them I'd grow up to be a famous baller
Break all the records with plasma tier moves and shame them all after
(Oh, thank you)
You know you blew up when the SportsTwo crew so hyped they issuing bans
Then they try to touch your hand like they some screamin' Lillard fans
(Ahh, ahh, ahh)
The GM of the Kings just asked for my autograph (Dude, can I get your autograph?)
So I signed it, "Dear Monte, thanks for the support, asshole"

[Chorus]

Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
My name is, chka-chka, Rim Shaed-y
Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what?
My name is, chka-chka, , Rim Shaed-y
Hi, my name is, who? My name is, huh?
My name is, chka-chka, , Rim Shaed-y
Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, who?
My name is, chka-chka, , Rim Shaed-y

Stop the scouting tape, this kid needs to be locked away (Get him)
Big game Dame, don't just stand there, operate!
They say I'm not ready to start, it's too scary when I ball
I'll have to be carried inside the Hall and all them votes will have 'em buried alive!
(Huh, yup)
Am I comin' or goin'? I can barely decide.
I got a 48-inch vert, dare me to drive? (Go ahead)
All my life I was very deprived
I ain't played a game in years but my skills are too scary to hide (Whoops)
Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk
I spit truth when I talk trash, I'll dunk on anything that walks (Come here)
When I was little, I used to get so angry at the rim I would throw fits
How you gonna guard me, guy? You ain't got no digs!
I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
With a bulletproof skillset and shoot myself into the game (Bang)
'Cause I'm steamin' mad (Grr)
And by the way, when you see the old guard All-Stars (Yeah?)
Tell them that I slit they throat in this dream I had.

[Chorus]

Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
My name is, chka-chka, Rim Shaed-y
Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what?
My name is, chka-chka, , Rim Shaed-y
Hi, my name is, who? My name is, huh?
My name is, chka-chka, , Rim Shaed-y
Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, who?
My name is, chka-chka, , Rim Shaed-y
 
Grant really reads the game ....he makes the right play almost every time
 
crandc said:
Finally figured out how to get Blazers broadcast on Roku which is good because reception on Flex is terrible.
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League Pass?
 
If Rockets weren’t so on fire from three, this game would have been over so long ago.
 
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