Anyone need a job?

[SlyPokerDog]

http://www.usajobs.gov/GetJob/ViewDetails/302967000

 

[MARIS61]

•Frequent travel may be required

 

[illmatic99]

hmm... i fit all the reqs and am looking for jobs. Maybe i should try.

I wonder if I can get league pass from the ISS?

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

Hmmmm, for me that one's up in the air.

 

[DP]

 

[Mediocre Man]

Since D Whistle is unemployed, and one of the requirements in frequent traveling, he should really apply

 

[BrianFromWA]

I'm going to apply.

I mean, sure, I'll have to live in HOU for a couple of years and learn Russian, but who DOESN'T want to be an astronaut?

I mean, it's like seeing in the Oregonian:
"wanted: people to fill the position of Portland Trail Blazers Point Guard. Must be 5'10-6'4, have played in high school or above, and pass a rigorous physical examination"
*frequent travel may be required

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Sadly, I'm too tall for this. I may cry.

 

[Mediocre Man]

I'm going to apply.

I mean, sure, I'll have to live in HOU for a couple of years and learn Russian, but who DOESN'T want to be an astronaut?

I mean, it's like seeing in the Oregonian:
"wanted: people to fill the position of Portland Trail Blazers Point Guard. Must be 5'10-6'4, have played in high school or above, and pass a rigorous physical examination"
*frequent travel may be required

Houston isn't the worst place to live. NFL, MLB, gorgeous women, no state income taxes, houses for 1/2 the price they are most everywhere else

 

[barfo]

I'm going to apply.

I mean, sure, I'll have to live in HOU for a couple of years and learn Russian, but who DOESN'T want to be an astronaut?

I mean, it's like seeing in the Oregonian:
"wanted: people to fill the position of Portland Trail Blazers Point Guard. Must be 5'10-6'4, have played in high school or above, and pass a rigorous physical examination"
*frequent travel may be required

Personally, I'd rather take the point guard job. Pay is a hell of a lot better.

barfo

 

[barfo]

Houston isn't the worst place to live.

Absolutely true. It is better than a refugee camp in Sudan, for instance.

barfo

 

[Mediocre Man]

Absolutely true. It is better than a refugee camp in Sudan, for instance.

barfo

Betterish anyway

 

[jlprk]

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