OT Are you voting in this midterm election

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE IF THIS QUESTION TRIGGERS YOU.

PUBLIC POLL.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE IF THIS QUESTION TRIGGERS YOU.

PUBLIC POLL.

Are options 1 and 3 mutually exclusive?

 

[Chris Craig]

Already did

 

[Chris Craig]

I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE IF THIS QUESTION TRIGGERS YOU.

PUBLIC POLL.

I don't care if you are conservative or liberal, I don't care who you vote for, go vote.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Gotta go vote for senator spineless. Heard a Jacky Rosen ad where she denigrates special interest groups. DOG WHISTLE

 

[SlyPokerDog]

8 times so far!

 

[Chris Craig]

If you don't vote, don't complain afterwards if doesn't go your way.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

If you don't vote, don't complain afterwards if doesn't go your way.

Or go with the opposite approach. Don't vote, and then blame all the voters for idiotically voting for the morons who ruin everything. "I didn't vote for the guy--clearly it's your fault!!"

 

[barfo]

I'm confused by the poll. To say that I'm not voting, I have to press the "Cast your vote" button.

barfo

 

[tlongII]

I voted.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I'm seeing more Yes on 106 signs than I am seeing Vote for Knute signs around town.

 

[barfo]

I'm seeing more Yes on 106 signs than I am seeing Vote for Knute signs around town.

That's interesting. I would have thought 106 would have little support in town. One day, I'll leave mom's basement to see what it's like out there. But not today.

barfo

 

[H.C.]

I don't care if you are conservative or liberal, I don't care who you vote for, go vote.

I wish I had people like you in my family.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I wish I had people like you in my family.

Adopt him

 

[PtldPlatypus]

That's interesting. I would have thought 106 would have little support in town. One day, I'll leave mom's basement to see what it's like out there. But not today.

barfo

Despite being in the minority in Portland, I'm assuming a lot of Christians are all about 106, and fervently so. I've long been amazed at how many single-issue voters there are in the Church who feel there is no bigger issue in America today than that of legalized abortion.

 

[santeesioux]

I ripped up my ballot, I'M PART OF THE PROBLEM

 

[julius]

Adopt him

wait...if people are going to be adopting other people, can I ask @Lanny to adopt me? I hear he's a millionaire.


Er, I mean, I hear he's nice

Spoiler

and rich

 

[Strenuus]

I voted about a week and a half ago lol. Took my time on the initiatives to make sure we weren't getting fucked out on taxes.

 

[Lanny]

I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE IF THIS QUESTION TRIGGERS YOU.

PUBLIC POLL.

I'm extremely insulted and you owe me an apology. Perhaps 20 lashes with a bull whip while you're tied to a tree.
Yes, I voted already. My typical straight Republican ticket and no on all measures. Just like every election. Oh, and I never lie.
How about you?

 

[Lanny]

wait...if people are going to be adopting other people, can I ask @Lanny to adopt me? I hear he's a millionaire.


Er, I mean, I hear he's nice

Spoiler

and rich

Shhhhhh
Do you wear diapers?
Do you mind being spoon fed while wearing a bib at the kitchen table?
Do you fit in a high chair?
Do you like Gerbers?
Do you mind going to the Blazer games with daddy and sitting down low very near the center court line?
Do you mind not playing with your God damned smart phone at the dinner table?
Do you mind pushing daddy around in his wheel chair?
Do you mind sharing your Gerbers with daddy?
Are you potty trained?

 

[julius]

Shhhhhh
Do you wear diapers?

nope.

Do you mind being spoon fed while wearing a bib at the kitchen table?

depends on who is feeding me.

Do you fit in a high chair?

not for a long time now.

Do you like Gerbers?

as long as you put enough cinnamon in it.

Do you mind going to the Blazer games with daddy and sitting down low very near the center court line?

sold!

Do you mind not playing with your God damned smart phone at the dinner table?

What phone?

Do you mind pushing daddy around in his wheel chair?

sure thing!

Do you mind sharing your Gerbers with daddy?

you can have it all.

Are you potty trained?

I've been peeing on my own for over 40 years now.

 

[barfo]

I've been peeing on my own bed for over 40 years now.

FTFY

barfo

 

[Lanny]

nope.

depends on who is feeding me.

not for a long time now.

as long as you put enough cinnamon in it.

sold!


What phone?

sure thing!


you can have it all.


I've been peeing on my own for over 40 years now.

Daddy is pleased, so far.
Do you like being patted on the top of your head?

 

[Strenuus]

.... the fuck just happened to this thread?

 

[Lanny]

.... the fuck just happened to this thread?

Don't interrupt. I'm adopting a son.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I'm extremely insulted and you owe me an apology. Perhaps 20 lashes with a bull whip while you're tied to a tree.
Yes, I voted already. My typical straight Republican ticket and no on all measures. Just like every election. Oh, and I never lie.
How about you?

I'm voting for Diane Feinspy lolz.

 

[Chris Craig]

I voted about a week and a half ago lol. Took my time on the initiatives to make sure we weren't getting fucked out on taxes.

They like to write those backwards and upside down

 

[Chris Craig]

.... the fuck just happened to this thread?

I think it turned into some strange 1800 line

 

[julius]

Daddy is pleased, so far.
Do you like being patted on the top of your head?

if you can reach it, sure.

 

[H.C.]

.... the fuck just happened to this thread?

Blame Sly.