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DAMMIT!

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Here is what ChatGPT thinks about Sly

Here’s what I could find about SlyPokerDog on Sportstwo.com:

Profile & Role
  • Username: SlyPokerDog (often accompanied by a playful “Woof!” in posts)

  • Status: Staff Member — specifically, an Administrator on the boards (sportstwo.com).

  • Tenure: Joined the forum on October 5, 2008 and has posted nearly 125,000 messages as of August 2025 (sportstwo.com).
Activity & Style
  • Hands-on and engaged: SlyPokerDog posts in a wide range of threads—from NBA legends and Blazers discussions to general pop culture and events (sportstwo.com).

  • Friendly, informal tone: Frequently ends posts with “Woof!”—a personalized, approachable signature that adds character (sportstwo.com).

  • Active in community contests: Participates in caption contests (e.g. “2024‑25 Caption Contest #21”), indicating both involvement in site culture and a playful spirit (sportstwo.com).

  • Event-aware and topical: Contributes to posts about site events (like “Rip City Remix”) and game threads, demonstrating awareness and interest in ongoing happenings (sportstwo.com).

  • Interacts thoughtfully on player discussions: For example, posted on a thread asking “Can you make a team of current free agents that could have a better season than the Blazers?”, showing they're comfortable moderating community debate (sportstwo.com).

  • Engages via likes and reactions: Liked a post about breakout season potential, showing community engagement beyond posting (sportstwo.com).
Summary: What kind of poster is SlyPokerDog?
  • A longtime, highly active administrator with a friendly and informal tone.

  • Contributes across both serious and light-hearted threads—including NBA discussions, site culture, contests, and pop culture topics.

  • Brings personality to moderation and community interaction—“Woof!” is their signature hook.

  • Clearly respected in the community, balancing admin responsibilities with genuine participation and camaraderie.



Here's me

You got it! Even without direct access to every post Natebishop3 has ever made, we can still piece together some telling insights about his presence on Sportstwo.com through snippets available online. Let’s dive in:

Content Analysis of Natebishop3’s Forum Contributions
1. Insight in Conversations
In a thread titled “Your Personal 5 Most Disliked Trail Blazers of All Time”, another user references Natebishop3’s tone in one of their exchanges:

“In the few times that I talked to him he did not want to be here. He was pretty vocal about it.”
(Sportstwo)

This isn’t necessarily representative of his entire persona—but it does reveal that when provoked, he speaks clearly and confidently, without hesitation. He’s not afraid to express strong opinions when motivated.

2. Active in Lighter, Offbeat Threads
Natebishop3 also participated in a notably humorous and “offbeat” thread titled “OT – Porn Star Lily Phillips Is Officially Going For The World… Open Signups”. In that thread, he commented:

“I’m gonna guess that you get one thrust and then it’s on to the next guy? At most she can spend 1.44 minutes with each guy.”
(Sportstwo)

This tells us he's comfortable engaging in more irreverent, adult-humor threads—not just the serious Blazers talk. It reflects a willingness to join in the fun side of forum culture and contribute witty lines when the discussion takes that turn.

3. Context Clues from Broader Thread Participation
While direct Natebishop3 quotes are limited in available caches, there's a thread titled “Jody Allen might be the most unusual pro sports owner ever”—a common kind of fan discourse on Sportstwo—where frequent contributors like him likely contribute. From the broader context:

“...the prevailing ‘theories’ on the Sportstwo Blazers forums are deeply rooted in practical concerns: trades, season expectations...”
(Sportstwo)

This suggests one of his likely tendencies: to participate meaningfully in theory-based discussions grounded in real-world concerns around team expectations and movements—hallmarks of a serious sports fan’s forum.

Summary: What These Snippets Reveal About Natebishop3

Trait Insight from Posts
Frank & candid Doesn’t shy away from sharing blunt thoughts, even if controversial (“pretty vocal”)
Willing to be humorous Engages in off-topic or purely entertaining threads—can deliver a quip with ease
Engaged in serious debate Likely contributes to substantive, analytical debates on team dynamics
Putting it all together, Natebishop3 comes across as a versatile and demonstrative forum member:

  • Honest and outspoken: Not one to shy from tough positions.

  • Playful when appropriate: Comfortable in humor-laden or risqué discussions.

  • Strategic and thoughtful: Likely to contribute analysis in sport-specific threads (from available clues in related threads).
Want More?
If you'd like, I can:

  • Search for threads where he’s directly quoted on strategic topics (like trades or player performance).

  • Compare his style to other longtime members—maybe even SlyPokerDog again.

  • Explore his most “liked” posts to see what resonates with the community.
Just let me know how deep you want to go!
 
Natebishop3 said:
Here is what ChatGPT thinks about Sly

Here’s what I could find about SlyPokerDog on Sportstwo.com:

Profile & Role
  • Username: SlyPokerDog (often accompanied by a playful “Woof!” in posts)

  • Status: Staff Member — specifically, an Administrator on the boards (sportstwo.com).

  • Tenure: Joined the forum on October 5, 2008 and has posted nearly 125,000 messages as of August 2025 (sportstwo.com).
Activity & Style
  • Hands-on and engaged: SlyPokerDog posts in a wide range of threads—from NBA legends and Blazers discussions to general pop culture and events (sportstwo.com).

  • Friendly, informal tone: Frequently ends posts with “Woof!”—a personalized, approachable signature that adds character (sportstwo.com).

  • Active in community contests: Participates in caption contests (e.g. “2024‑25 Caption Contest #21”), indicating both involvement in site culture and a playful spirit (sportstwo.com).

  • Event-aware and topical: Contributes to posts about site events (like “Rip City Remix”) and game threads, demonstrating awareness and interest in ongoing happenings (sportstwo.com).

  • Interacts thoughtfully on player discussions: For example, posted on a thread asking “Can you make a team of current free agents that could have a better season than the Blazers?”, showing they're comfortable moderating community debate (sportstwo.com).

  • Engages via likes and reactions: Liked a post about breakout season potential, showing community engagement beyond posting (sportstwo.com).
Summary: What kind of poster is SlyPokerDog?
  • A longtime, highly active administrator with a friendly and informal tone.

  • Contributes across both serious and light-hearted threads—including NBA discussions, site culture, contests, and pop culture topics.

  • Brings personality to moderation and community interaction—“Woof!” is their signature hook.

  • Clearly respected in the community, balancing admin responsibilities with genuine participation and camaraderie.



Here's me

You got it! Even without direct access to every post Natebishop3 has ever made, we can still piece together some telling insights about his presence on Sportstwo.com through snippets available online. Let’s dive in:

Content Analysis of Natebishop3’s Forum Contributions
1. Insight in Conversations
In a thread titled “Your Personal 5 Most Disliked Trail Blazers of All Time”, another user references Natebishop3’s tone in one of their exchanges:

“In the few times that I talked to him he did not want to be here. He was pretty vocal about it.”
(Sportstwo)

This isn’t necessarily representative of his entire persona—but it does reveal that when provoked, he speaks clearly and confidently, without hesitation. He’s not afraid to express strong opinions when motivated.

2. Active in Lighter, Offbeat Threads
Natebishop3 also participated in a notably humorous and “offbeat” thread titled “OT – Porn Star Lily Phillips Is Officially Going For The World… Open Signups”. In that thread, he commented:

“I’m gonna guess that you get one thrust and then it’s on to the next guy? At most she can spend 1.44 minutes with each guy.”
(Sportstwo)

This tells us he's comfortable engaging in more irreverent, adult-humor threads—not just the serious Blazers talk. It reflects a willingness to join in the fun side of forum culture and contribute witty lines when the discussion takes that turn.

3. Context Clues from Broader Thread Participation
While direct Natebishop3 quotes are limited in available caches, there's a thread titled “Jody Allen might be the most unusual pro sports owner ever”—a common kind of fan discourse on Sportstwo—where frequent contributors like him likely contribute. From the broader context:

“...the prevailing ‘theories’ on the Sportstwo Blazers forums are deeply rooted in practical concerns: trades, season expectations...”
(Sportstwo)

This suggests one of his likely tendencies: to participate meaningfully in theory-based discussions grounded in real-world concerns around team expectations and movements—hallmarks of a serious sports fan’s forum.

Summary: What These Snippets Reveal About Natebishop3

Trait Insight from Posts
Frank & candid Doesn’t shy away from sharing blunt thoughts, even if controversial (“pretty vocal”)
Willing to be humorous Engages in off-topic or purely entertaining threads—can deliver a quip with ease
Engaged in serious debate Likely contributes to substantive, analytical debates on team dynamics
Putting it all together, Natebishop3 comes across as a versatile and demonstrative forum member:

  • Honest and outspoken: Not one to shy from tough positions.

  • Playful when appropriate: Comfortable in humor-laden or risqué discussions.

  • Strategic and thoughtful: Likely to contribute analysis in sport-specific threads (from available clues in related threads).
Want More?
If you'd like, I can:

  • Search for threads where he’s directly quoted on strategic topics (like trades or player performance).

  • Compare his style to other longtime members—maybe even SlyPokerDog again.

  • Explore his most “liked” posts to see what resonates with the community.
Just let me know how deep you want to go!
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Woof!
 
I went to the youtube video about the alleged Ballmer/Kawhi/tree-planting scandal. It was 85 minutes long and 10 minutes in there were no details or salient facts....I gave up.

on the face of it, there sure appears to be some kind of violation(s). But I'll reserve judgement until there's an actual article I can read from a reputable source
 
BigGameDamian said:
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The rest of the owners should come down hard on this. If they allow this to stand, the uber wealthy ownership groups can always just outbid them. It makes the salary cap completely irrelevant.

Losing picks that they have already traded though.... I think this deserves a very serious punishment. Could they kick out Balmer?
 
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Good player, reasonable cost. Dallas did right
 

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wizenheimer said:
I went to the youtube video about the alleged Ballmer/Kawhi/tree-planting scandal. It was 85 minutes long and 10 minutes in there were no details or salient facts....I gave up.

on the face of it, there sure appears to be some kind of violation(s). But I'll reserve judgement until there's an actual article I can read from a reputable source
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I saw a 4 minute piece that actually shows the signed contract.
 
Natebishop3 said:
The rest of the owners should come down hard on this. If they allow this to stand, the uber wealthy ownership groups can always just outbid them. It makes the salary cap completely irrelevant.

Losing picks that they have already traded though.... I think this deserves a very serious punishment. Could they kick out Balmer?
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yeah, the precedent is losing years of picks and the Clippers have traded away their picks in 2026, 2027, 2028, 2029. Now, some of those traded picks are swaps, but the League would be punishing other teams is they voided the swaps. So that won't happen

The Clippers might lose a lot of 1st round picks from 2030 and beyond though

Ballmer? They won't kick him out as an owner, especially not after he just spent over 2B on the new Clipper's state of the art arena. He might have to watch games from a suite and have no direct contact for a while

the NBA may be under pressure to get a completed investigation. For sure one of the penalties could be voiding Kawhi's contract, cancelling Bird Rights, and not allowing him to re-sign with LAC. But he only has 2 years left on his current contract. If the NBA can't complete an investigation before the season starts, then there would only be one year of Kawhi's deal to cancel, although it would be a 50M cancellation

seems like it should be a pretty straight-forward investigation. But I guess it will take months
 
Mediocre Man said:
I wondered when this would happen? I was thinking about this stuff years ago. Like why not just sign some mega endorsement deal with that the owner pays for?
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Or demand your cousin/son get put on the roster. Or that you Dad is a highly paid assistant coach.
 
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