Funny story....
I had my E63 years ago and I usually love driving +100 on the freeway to my son's school (without him in the car of course). Anyway, I was racing down the freeway (probably around 120 mph) and I noticed this car coming up on me. After realizing that this wasn't a black and white, I decided to play around with the driver. The moment he got close; I gunned it going at least 135-140 and smoking him to wear he was barely visible. Then I would slow down enough for him to catch up to me, only to gun it again. Rinse and Repeat.
So the moment I got to my exit, I began to turn into the off-ramp. Waiting for the light, I noticed that the car I was playing around with was an undercover cop. When the light went green, he turned on his lights and pulled me over. When he got out, he raced to my car and told me to give him my keys. He then called a local sheriff to come to the location. He screamed "How the fuck you think its okay to drive over 130 mph on the freeway?!" I simply replied, "Officer, I don't believe I was going that fast but if you show me the radar shot to prove I was going that fast, then I may believe him"
After keeping me in my car for about 30 minutes, he walked back with the local sheriff and said "We have the right to tow your vehicle and arrest you for reckless driving". I replied again, "Officer, I don't believe I was going that fast and I haven't seen proof that you or any police officer, proving I was going that fast" The local officer yelled "Stop being a fucking smart ass and admit that you went that fast!" I replied "I will not admit to anything I don't believe I DID!" I also added that I was picking up my son from school and if I am unlawfully arrested, I will file a civil suit to his department for child endangerment.
The cop told me to get out of my car. I asked again "Are you arresting me?" He screamed "Fucking get out of the car or I will arrest you!" I replied "I am only getting out of my car because I feel threatened by his accosting demeanor and do not want physical harm. When I was out, he went right in my face and told me that I am some rich smart ass that thinks he can get away with this shit. I replied that I am not a smart ass and just know my rights. Either give me proof that I committed this infraction or let me go. All the while the other officer was writing me a ticket. On the ticket it said "Driving 140+". I told both of them they better be in court, because I will most definitely fight this ticket. They said they would both be there.
Finally, my court day comes and I have everything prepared. I was ready to cross examine the under cover about his training methods for pacing a vehicle, credentials, and how many training days he had on pacing. I also had a few sections on how the local police cannot issue me a ticket because that officer did not witness the violation, etc. I looked around for the undercover, since I knew that officer was the only one that could bust me. I only saw the local police officer and she starred right at me. I waved and whispered; "I hope you know you are not a credible witness". She scowled at me and sat with the chippies and other law enforcement. I could see her talking with the Chippies as they would look at me, then look at her. Eventually I saw her stand up and walk towards the bench. About 5 minutes later, I hear that my case was dropped and as the officer walked out, she whispered "You are fucking lucky!"
