Religion Complaints to, from, and about SlyPokerDog mega thread (created by dviss)

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Girls.... girls...

You're both fat and nobody wants to fuck you...

Hahahahahaha. That's a Slypokerdog line made better.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Bugs you that SO many like me and my forum skills? I've never heard anybody even mention you.
Were you like this in HS? Quietly steaming mad at the cool guys and the popular kids? For no apparent reason other than you aren't part of the group? You are really letting The HCP get to you. Just take a deep breath and hit the ignore button......I know you want to. I also know you WON'T! Deep down you REALLY REALLY want to like me like everybody else. Admit it. You're street cred jumps immediately. You WANT to know what my opinion is on things.
Oh well, you too, will soon learn to accept me. Have a good evening sir.

A few years ago I arm wrestled a coworker named Bear. Everyone watched and when it started I asked "is he trying?"

I mentioned this because of the street cred you mentioned. After I nearly ripped his arm off he grabbed his phone and called his wife. Told her "honey, I just lost a lot of shop cred"

I miss that guy, he was a cool motherfucker. Kinda reminds me of you, Hispanic guy with a great sense of humor.

 

[THE HCP]

So here working up in Seattle.......that's not bragging is it........ fourth quarter, so I checked on my thread and only 3 new posts? Kinda' hurts. So are those guys not mad at me anymore?

 

[THE HCP]

A few years ago I arm wrestled a coworker named Bear. Everyone watched and when it started I asked "is he trying?"

I mentioned this because of the street cred you mentioned. After I nearly ripped his arm off he grabbed his phone and called his wife. Told her "honey, I just lost a lot of shop cred"

I miss that guy, he was a cool motherfucker. Kinda reminds me of you, Hispanic guy with a great sense of humor.

See you understand The HCP. You see where he's coming from. You GET him.

 

[THE HCP]

So here working up in Seattle.......that's not bragging is it........ fourth quarter, so I checked on my thread and only 3 new posts? Kinda' hurts. So are those guys not mad at me anymore?

Go Hawks!!!

 

[THE HCP]

Hope my picture doesn't annoy anybody by bragging about my "pathetic" career.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Hope my picture doesn't annoy anybody by bragging about my "pathetic" career.

Haven't seen this movie in years but that picture made me think of it.

 

[THE HCP]

Introduced that movie to my son this summer. Forgot how funny it was!

 

[MarAzul]

seeing how good of a guy I am and how important I am to the forum.

Bugs you that SO many like me and my forum skills?

You GET him.

Hope my picture doesn't annoy anybody by bragging about my "pathetic" career.

 

[BoBoBREWSKI]

put him on ignore and use that energy to write a song my friend....it's really just a 3 stooges act from the Polish Tex Mex polka dancing dude....think of a chihuahua that doesn't ever remember you when you ring the doorbell...that's the HCP!!!! Perfect blues rock material...use the muse!!!

Rock on!

 

[riverman]

bumped for the HCP

 

[SlyPokerDog]

So here working up in Seattle.......that's not bragging is it........ fourth quarter, so I checked on my thread and only 3 new posts? Kinda' hurts. So are those guys not mad at me anymore?

HCP was late to work today because he doesn't know how to pump his own gas.

True story.

Poof! Man card gone.

 

[riverman]

HCP was late to work today because he doesn't know how to pump his own gas.

Polish jokes in 1...2....3...

 

[Shaboid]

HCP was late to work today because he doesn't know how to pump his own gas.

True story.

Poof! Man card gone.

You changed the thread but not to what I suggested. I might even PayPal you to change it to "SlyPokerDog's Douchy Posts" at this point.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

You changed the thread but not to what I suggested. I might even PayPal you to change it to "SlyPokerDog's Douchy Posts" at this point.

I think everyone already knows that about my posts.

 

[julius]

HCP was late to work today because he doesn't know how to pump his own gas.

True story.

Poof! Man card gone.

Instead of making a masturbation joke here (you know, Mrs HCP pumps his gas for him), I want to be serious for a moment.

I wish Oregon was self serve, it's so much quicker.

That is all. You can return to your regularly scheduled programming.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Instead of making a masturbation joke here (you know, Mrs HCP pumps his gas for him), I want to be serious for a moment.

I wish Oregon was self serve, it's so much quicker.

That is all. You can return to your regularly scheduled programming.

Whoa whoa whoa. What about safety?

When I worked in Portland, I'd be so happy to drive across the bridge and not see any explosions in my field of vision. Then at night it was like driving into a war zone crossing the bridge.

 

[Chris Craig]

Whoa whoa whoa. What about safety?

When I worked in Portland, I'd be so happy to drive across the bridge and not see any explosions in my field of vision. Then at night it was like driving into a war zone crossing the bridge.

You having flashbacks man...you ok

 

[theprunetang]

Instead of making a masturbation joke here (you know, Mrs HCP pumps his gas for him), I want to be serious for a moment.

I wish Oregon was self serve, it's so much quicker.

That is all. You can return to your regularly scheduled programming.

I hate pumping my own gas. I prefer the lazy way; having someone else do it. I like to think about the issue in terms of "baller" status. Do you think Jay-Z pumps his own gas? Does Obama? Does Paul Allen? Nope. They are ballers and probably have a driver do it for them. Be a baller.

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

Instead of making a masturbation joke here (you know, Mrs HCP pumps his gas for him), I want to be serious for a moment.

I wish Oregon was self serve, it's so much quicker.

That is all. You can return to your regularly scheduled programming.

I agree. I hate waiting for those assholes. I went to a gas station a few weeks ago and sat there for 5 minutes. Got out of my car and went inside to see where the worker was. Dude was sitting on his ass and asked rudely "what do you need?"

I was like, uhhhhh obviously some gas.

He came out and pumped my gas but was being an ass about it.

 

[barfo]

I hate wiping my own ass. I prefer the lazy way; having someone else do it. I like to think about the issue in terms of "baller" status. Do you think Jay-Z wipes his own ass? Does Obama? Does Paul Allen? Nope. They are ballers and probably have an asswipe do it for them. Be a baller.

FTF no particular reason.

barfo