Da House of Random!

[julius]

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I don't know whats weirder about that video. the fact that he said if the responses weren't in English he'd delete them (because he doesn't understand other languages...cause you know, the internet is only in English) or that his 5 month old daughter already had pierced ears.

 

[ABM]

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[video=youtube;nHTL7VPrXf4]

 

[jlprk]

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Rebellious hippo viciously kills his stepfather, who is a human!

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/technology/2011/11/pet-hippo-kills-its-owner/

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

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[video=youtube;S3oZP2tEbH4]

The A10 is fucking terrifying.

 

[barfo]

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The A10 is fucking terrifying.

Thought this was going to be about a new Audi.

barfo

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

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[ABM]

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[Fez Hammersticks]

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[video=youtube;FjQr3lRACPI]

 

[MARIS61]

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In one of the most unusual claims about homosexuality to emerge in some time, a Peruvian mayor is blaming the high mineral levels in the area's drinking water for a perceived increase in the number of gay men residing in his town.
+peruvian mayor water gay, As Pink News is reporting, Huarmey Mayor Jose Benitez made the bizarre comments at the launch of a local water access project, where he noted high levels of strontium in the tap water. The drinking water comes from Tabalosos, a town which a Lima-based television station once claimed was inhabited by 14,000 gay men.

“Unfortunately strontium reduces male hormones and suddenly we’ll be as Tabalosos, as other towns, where the percentages are increasing of homosexuality,” Benitez is quoted by LGBT Asylum News as saying. “Young people have low self-esteem by this stigma."

http://www.funtuna.com/2011/11/mayor-fears-town-will-turn-gay-from.html

 

[jlprk]

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Amazing. I had no idea that octopi come out of the water. It held its breath for 3 minutes.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

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[jlprk]

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It's for moments like this that they invented the sentence, "Just put a bag over her head."

 

[barfo]

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It's for moments like this that they invented the sentence, "Just put a bag over her head."

So you are ok with her arms?

barfo

 

[jlprk]

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The arms can't hurt you. It's the fingernails you have to watch out for.

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

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[video=youtube;APMheQP3pgU]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

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[huevonkiller]

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Nightmare.

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

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[jlprk]

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If you use your laptop on your lap, it will make you a woman.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/11/29/us-laptop-sperm-idUSTRE7AR2FO20111129

 

[barfo]

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If you use your laptop on your lap, it will make you a woman.

If you have an extra rib, god will make you a woman.

barfo

 

[ABM]

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If you have an extra rib, god will make you a woman.

barfo

The other night, I had an extra one of dem ribs at Buster's. I was labeled a womanizer.

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

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[video=youtube;o6-FL_G-VTA]

 

[ABM]

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[video=youtube;kzlg3oQMze4]

 

[MARIS61]

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[video=youtube;az8q58VcRwY]

 

[MARIS61]

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Once I took my 8 year old nephew to the Portland zoo, and this is what Packy was up to.

[video=youtube;5Wn6IRE20e8]

[video=youtube;cQJRJrlH4lo]

Only it seemed less consensual.

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

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[video=youtube;z4qL5RX1IvE]

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

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Dave Attell has a new show on Showtime called 'Old Porn'.

It's hilarious. Man, porn from the 70's and 80's seems so much dirtier. Maybe because it's on VHS? Anyway, it's good to see Attell back doing what he does best -- cracking jokes.

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

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[video=youtube;doTln-HDFQo]

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

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[ABM]

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[video=youtube;T_lh5fR4DMA]