Tech Eat Your Hearts Out

[Lanny]

I'm the new owner of a Google Pixel 3. Now, I've got to learn how to use it.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

I'm the new owner of a Google Pixel 3. Now, I've got to learn how to use it.

Send it to me. I'll send you back my old Note 4. You master that thing and then we'll trade back.

 

[BigGameDamian]

Great phone! I have a Google Pixel 2XL. The camera is fantastic!

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I'm the new owner of a Google Pixel 3. Now, I've got to learn how to use it.

Night mode is fucking sick.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I'm the new owner of a Google Pixel 3. Now, I've got to learn how to use it.

What happened to your old phone?

 

[MarAzul]

What the hell has the world come to be? Where grown men feel compelled to announce they have a new fucking phone?

 

[Further]

What the hell has the world come to be? Where grown men feel compelled to announce they have a new fucking phone?

A phone is not just a phone my friend.

 

[riverman]

I got my very first iPhone from my son for Xmas....but my manhood is intact because it's a second hand phone, not a new one. His old one...iPhone 6 I'm embracing new things in retirement but will miss my old anti cell phone speeches...

 

[MARIS61]

What the hell has the world come to be? Where grown men feel compelled to announce they have a new fucking phone?

Apparently it’s the best phone that $799 can buy.

 

[riverman]

What the hell has the world come to be? Where grown men feel compelled to announce they have a new fucking phone?

well not everyone has a new yacht Marz...

 

[MARIS61]

well not everyone has a new yacht Marz...

And they never will if they keep buying $799 phones.

 

[Further]

And they never will if they keep buying $799 phones.

I use my phone for making me money. It might cost 799 but helps bring in another 50k so that's the cost of making money.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Wait until Lanny learns about apps.

 

[riverman]

Wait until Lanny learns about apps.

I just learned to text 2 days ago...

 

[Lanny]

Send it to me. I'll send you back my old Note 4. You master that thing and then we'll trade back.

No thanks for the otherwise very generous offer.

 

[Lanny]

And they never will if they keep buying $799 phones.

It wasn't $799, it was $950. However, they've got a promotional going which cuts it down to $750. Then they gave me a trade in value on my Samsung Galaxy 7 Edge. They also gave me trade in value on my Galaxy protector.
My old machine accepted a pin for unlocking the phone. My new phone accepts either my pin or my fingerprint.
The camera is better and the battery is much better.
Sometime in the next few weeks I'm gonna take pictures of my Blazer memorabilia and post it in the Blazer section of this forum.

 

[julius]

It wasn't $799, it was $950. However, they've got a promotional going which cuts it down to $750. Then they gave me a trade in value on my Samsung Galaxy 7 Edge. They also gave me trade in value on my Galaxy protector.
My old machine accepted a pin for unlocking the phone. My new phone accepts either my pin or my fingerprint.
The camera is better and the battery is much better.
Sometime in the next few weeks I'm gonna take pictures of my Blazer memorabilia and post it in the Blazer section of this forum.

I think most phones have the option for opening it with a finger scan.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I think most phones have the option for opening it with a finger scan.

Doesn't have to be a finger, you can place your penis on the sensor.

 

[julius]

Doesn't have to be a finger, you can place your penis on the sensor.

Sorry, I didn't know that. I don't have a finger sized penis.

 

[stampedehero]

I am the owner of complete NFL happiness as my Ravens won and took the division. It cost me nothing.

 

[jonnyboy]

I use my phone for making me money. It might cost 799 but helps bring in another 50k so that's the cost of making money.

Could you come and teach all my broke ass in-laws how to do this? They all have brand new phones which they use to text me asking to borrow money.

 

[BrianFromWA]

Doesn't have to be a finger, you can place your penis on the sensor.

only old wrinkled ones. Smooth, virile ones don't count. You need relief in the skin to trigger the sensor. #thatswhatshesaid

 

[BrianFromWA]

Could you come and teach all my broke ass in-laws how to do this? They all have brand new phones which they use to text me asking to borrow money.

 

[julius]

only old wrinkled ones. Smooth, virile ones don't count. You need relief in the skin to trigger the sensor. #thatswhatshesaid

You put too much effort into this.

#thatswhatsheneversaid

 

[BrianFromWA]

You put too much effort into this.

#thatswhatsheneversaid

what can I say? It was off the top of my head.

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

I got my very first iPhone from my son for Xmas....but my manhood is intact because it's a second hand phone, not a new one. His old one...iPhone 6 I'm embracing new things in retirement but will miss my old anti cell phone speeches...

Lordy Gordy! And I thought I was the last of the Luddites! I got my first cell phone in December of 2012.....and it was the most basic iPhone 4 (I’ve since upgraded to a 6). It’s nice having a better computer in my pocket than I had on my desk 10 years ago but I’m still trying to disable the actual telephone part, as that is the most useless (and seldom used) part of the whole unit.

On a side note.......if even 10 years ago the government had mandated tracking devices for every individual in the US, this country would have lost its’ collective mind. But make it voluntary (i.e.; cell phones) and everyone falls all over themselves to carry a personal tracking device at all times.........bizarre.

 

[riverman]

Doesn't have to be a finger, you can place your penis on the sensor.

but you need to cover the whole dot, right?

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Lordy Gordy! And I thought I was the last of the Luddites! I got my first cell phone in December of 2012.....and it was the most basic iPhone 4 (I’ve since upgraded to a 6). It’s nice having a better computer in my pocket than I had on my desk 10 years ago but I’m still trying to disable the actual telephone part, as that is the most useless (and seldom used) part of the whole unit.

On a side note.......if even 10 years ago the government had mandated tracking devices for every individual in the US, this country would have lost its’ collective mind. But make it voluntary (i.e.; cell phones) and everyone falls all over themselves to carry a personal tracking device at all times.........bizarre.

I don't expect to be committing any crimes and if I did..sure I'd lose the cell phone and debit card but you'll still be on camera everywhere you go.


I even have Amazon Alexa in my house. I tell it to turn off a light and when it does I still often say "thanks bitch"

One of these days someone will show up or a voice will tell me to watch my mouth.

 

[Orion Bailey]

Well.

This thread turned hilarious!

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

but you need to cover the whole dot, right?

I've been saying for quite some time that men should only be allowed to carry a phone if their penis is longer than the phone.

Also men who wear gauge earrings should be limited to diamter of aforementioned junk.

Then women would be able to tell who to skip in the dating world.