Game Thread GAME# 50: BLAZERS @ CLIPPERS - JANUARY 30, 2018 - TUESDAY, 7:30 PM (PST), TNT

[SlyPokerDog]

Listen to this guy coming from an island of criminals telling The HCP what is private parts look like. Actually I have grey in my beard and not in my sexy parts.

Mrs @HCP says there is nothing sexy about your parts.

 

[Pinwheel1]

No road game is a gimmee, but I do like that they are playing in New Orleans on Sunday and then traveling back to LA.

 

[theprunetang]

It is pubic hair. All facial hair is pubic hair. Pubic hair is the hair your body grows when you go through puberty. When you see someone with facial hair, you know exactly what their downstairs hair looks like.

I'm like Bob Ross down under.

 

[theprunetang]

I'm like Bob Ross down under.

I dare someone to make a "Happy little Bush" joke.

 

[Jade Falcon]

I dare someone to make a "Happy little Bush" joke.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I'm like Bob Ross down under.

Dead?

 

[theprunetang]

Dead?

Not yet.

 

[TBpup]

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Damn, this game thread turned into a Teodosic roast. I love it! You guys are hilarious!

The only one roasting him is the campfire he sleeps by in the park he lives in.

 

[KeepOnRollin]

He is shooting to return to the court in our game on Tuesday.

 

[jonnyboy]

We could probably land Teodosic in free agency if we tell him cans and bottles are worth 10¢ apiece now.

 

[BrunoSOC]

Big game coming. Time for a good payback Win at their home. I hope our guys enjoy this 3 days break.

 

[ripcityboy]

 

[illmatic99]

Comin out now that cuzs injury was from overuse possibly. Need to monitor Dames minutes too. I see him climbing to 38 and 39 too often after coming back from injury. We have enough data to avoid any major injuries from too much strain. Need to keep an eye out.

 

[BrianFromWA]

Slightly different, but that reminds me of Richard Sherman's Achilles' tear. He said it'd been ginger throughout the year, and he'd been getting treatment, but the overuse of a Thursday Night game following a Sunday game contributed heavily.

They have the technology. I don't know how they use it...each doc and each vendor have some proprietary signal and algorithms. What I use to monitor soldiers is different than what Steph Curry needs or gets.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

We could probably land Teodosic in free agency if we tell him cans and bottles are worth 10¢ apiece now.

Hahahahahah

 

[BBert]

Slightly different, but that reminds me of Richard Sherman's Achilles' tear. He said it'd been ginger throughout the year, and he'd been getting treatment, but the overuse of a Thursday Night game following a Sunday game contributed heavily.

They have the technology. I don't know how they use it...each doc and each vendor have some proprietary signal and algorithms. What I use to monitor soldiers is different than what Steph Curry needs or gets.

Same with Wes. As I recall it, his achilles had been sore, they'd been treating it, but he kept playing. Dumb.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Same with Wes. As I recall it, his achilles had been sore, they'd been treating it, but he kept playing. Dumb.

Yep, one of those times we all say to ourselves "are they fucking serious?"

 

[KingSpeed]

Since Griffin has returned the Clippers are 8 - 4(Not including the 9minutes he played against GSW)
During his absence the clippers went 7 - 8. Beating 3 teams over .500.
Then they won 2 games during his concussion.
Lou Williams has been killing it. But Griffin is what makes the Clippers go, and their winning % is much better when Griffin plays.

Their best two players, one of which is having a career year are pretty good.
This will not be an easy game for Portland.

I just want the Clippers in the playoffs in the 7th seed. Rockets/Clippers playoff series please!!!

 

[BonesJones]

I just want the Clippers in the playoffs in the 7th seed. Rockets/Clippers playoff series please!!!

Why? Griffin will be on our team to end the season..

 

[SIeepwalker]

Why? Griffin will be on our team to end the season..

Ew please no

 

[BonesJones]

Ew please no

You wouldn't want a star PF?

 

[jlprk]

Why? Griffin will be on our team to end the season..

There's a Kingspeed impersonator loose!

 

[SIeepwalker]

You wouldn't want a star PF?

I don't want to root for a team that has griffin on it, no matter how good.

 

[BonesJones]

I don't want to root for a team that has griffin on it, no matter how good.

Why do people think he's that nigh ood an asshole? He has slight anger problems, that's it.

 

[BonesJones]

There's a Kingspeed impersonator loose!

That's what I was going for!

 

[H.C.]

Why? Griffin will be on our team to end the season..

This right here should equal a 24 hour ban.

 

[BonesJones]

This right here should equal a 24 hour ban.

Nope. I want to win. Sue me.

 

[H.C.]

Man I just noticed something. Clippers are 10-2 in their division, and are 19-15 against the West.
So against the non-shitty teams in their division yet still in conference the Clippers are 9-13.
Not an impressive number.
Pretty easy schedule when you've played Lakers 3x, Kings 4x, suns 2x before the all-star break.
I wonder if the Clippers are out of the playoff race by Valentines day.

 

[SIeepwalker]

Why do people think he's that nigh ood an asshole? He has slight anger problems, that's it.

idk maybe because he broke his hand punching a Clippers employee ?
Or because of this ?


Or because he's a fucking asshole ?