I'll excuse you for speaking from a place of pure ignorance.
My High School was extremely competitive with the likes of Jefferson and West Linn, who had teams that won 5A and 6A championships in Oregon during that time. We lost to Jefferson by 5 in the Les Schwab tournament's consolation championship while playing our entire bench to get them a chance to play. We lost to West Lin by 5 or 6 as well. My high school teams were top notch, but would've lost to my community college team by at least 20, if not more.
My CC team was leading at the half against a team that was a top 5 Junior College in the country and had a lineup of guys who were D1 level players and played D1 later in their career. We lost by 12-15. You think that you're fucking intramural team could've been more competitive than that against a lineup of D1 level players? Are you serious? Lmao.
Do you really believe some of this stuff? You place yourself so high up on this basketball mountain above everybody else. With all your "knowledge" of the game because you played against some Community College kids? For awhile I thought you were joking. But you are very serious with this stuff man.
These guys are so amazing at the game and don't even get off the bench. The guys in the G-League are fucking studs man. Guys who go over to Europe are absolute beasts and they can't even get run in the NBA summer league. I really think you hold too high of an opinion of yourself or too low of one for these players...... or maybe a combo of both.
And not even trying to be a dick, I'm just stating that I grew up playing everyday in the parks with 4 guys at least that went on to the NBA- Terrell Brandon, Damon Stoudamire, Doleac, Ime Udoka....... and guys who ALMOST made it, like Aaron Miles and Michael Lee and 20 or so others that played D1 and then Europe, like Matt Santangelo, Orlando Williams, Antoine Stoudamire, Brandon Brooks and the list goes on. I remember we picked up Dunleavy Jr. on our summer league team back in '98 even......... I could handle myself at the park with NO problem, but when these guys all showed up, it was over. I was all about setting screens and getting rebounds, because they were all at another level. And it wasn't even close with these guys. And that was just pickup or summer/city league type games. Dickau showed up once and looked like god damn John Stockton against us. Nothing we could do about it. Shit, my first year in this business Jeff McGinnis was out on the court early and asked if I wanted to shoot around with him. I scored on him and started talking smack because some of our TV crew was watching. He got pissed and started playing for real.....SHIIIIIIIIIT. He dunked on me and stole the ball for the next 10 possessions from me.
ANd I even played one on one in our hotel in SF once against Steve Blake. It was funny man.....he was taking it so easy on me and I could tell. I started giving him a little smack talk and it was like he flipped a switch on and became White Micahel Jordan.
I'm not quite sure you realize how really good they are. I think you need to give a little bit more respect to these people. Bro if you had Wade Baldwin guarding you, he'd snatch the ball from you before your first dribble. And he's flipping burgers somewhere right now.
Sorry man, I just had to speak up. Beating some failed actor/uber driver is one thing, but I'm quite confident you would not find much success in the real world of hoops. And that's OK.