Haloween Costume Ideas

[AgentDrazenPetrovic]

yeah right. you know how many people will buy me tequila shots if I'm a mexican? not to mention all the hootin' and hollerin?

dammit, my megaphone is in oregon. that would have been chapelle-esque!

 

[maxiep]

Wife is going as a hot witch. And I mean smokin' hot. Them nuts are going to get some workout.

[uncomfortable silence]

 

[AgentDrazenPetrovic]

bump. what's everyone dressing up as?

 

[ucatchtrout]

bump. what's everyone dressing up as?

Not wearing Halloween gear. I'll be wearing RED Blazer gear and going to the Rose Garden.

 

[AgentDrazenPetrovic]

dress up as santa.

 

[AgentDrazenPetrovic]

I still haven't gotten my costume...maybe thursday night. thinking about being the dude who sells flowers at clubs.

 

[ucatchtrout]

Yeah... I do like the bad Santa thing. I did it a couple times back in the day..... long before Billy Bob Thornton made that movie. It was a hoot. Drunk chicks dig Santa. Its a great costume for Halloween.

 

[ucatchtrout]

How bout as a doctor who does breast exams?

 

[rocketeer]

i'm still trying to figure out what to be this year.

the past 3 years i've been a flower, a plaid pink rabbit(definitely my least favorite of the three), and a dinosaur.

the flower was definitely the best. got a green unitard and a flower head. not the most comfortable thing to wear obviously, but everyone loved it.

 

[DaRizzle]

Hmm... Kurt Rambis in the 80's or Towlie from South Park

 

[AgentDrazenPetrovic]

Like I said, I'm pretty pissed about Oden and may just stay home on haloween and watch basketball. If I do go out, I'm going in my Oden jersey with bandages, bruises and crutches.

 

[mook]

I bailed on Frankenstein, because I'm supposed to go to my kids' daycare Halloween party tonight in costume, and I'm just too lazy to hassle with makeup.

So I went to the store and bought a new plunger, I'm putting on a work shirt and some old jeans, and I'm scribbling "JOE" on a name tag.

















You guessed it. Joe The Plumber.

Because nobody is sick of hearing about him.

The all-time cheapest, laziest costume this side of "I'm going as myself."

 

[Sedatedfork]

My three year old is Spiderman. Can you believe his costume cost fucking $35?!?!? WTF? I pleaded with the wife that we should just buy the kid $10 worth of candy and we'd still come out ahead. He'd be happy, we'd be happy. No dice.
My one year old is a spider. You can pretty much stick him in green felt and call him "booger" and he'd still be cute. (Come to think of it, that'd be a lot cheaper.)
Me? I'm going with Frankenstein. Nobody does Frankenstein. I've got a really badly fitting black jacket to burst out of, the makeup and the hair color. I'm a big guy, so the size ain't a problem. Only thing is figuring out how to get the nuts to stick to my neck.
Wife is going as a hot witch. And I mean smokin' hot. Them nuts are going to get some workout.

Honestly, I haven't given a crap about haloween in about 15 years. But once you have kids it suddenly matters again, I guess.

I am going as Frankenstein also -- i 'm going to use rubber wine corks for electrodes -- what do you think?

EDIT: Nevermind -- I see you bailed on Frankenstein. Joe the Plumber is a pretty good idea.

 

[mook]

Nice. Don't forget the wayyyy too small jacket, white t-shirt and clogs.

 

[mook]

BTW--If you can do this, you'll be a stud:

 

[MAS RipCity]

me my lady and websters dictionary are all going to the game in red (sans the lady,she'll be in costume) then going out in costume dressed up from the 80's.
I going to wear those plastics shades with neon blue trim on the sides, a black "made in the 80s" tee with tetris screen print on the background, tight black jeans, and some vans style slip ons black and neon blue + those neon wearable glosticks..should be epic considering we're going to 80's night

 

[MAS RipCity]

i think im going as white trash next year

 

[AgentDrazenPetrovic]

meh, i might go to a party tomorrow now. guess i'll be oden. is painting my face brown a no-no?