Exclusive How many dates until sex

[MickZagger]

Crazy thing man. My buddy spends hours everyday in the gym. He gets married chicks throwing themselves at him all the time. They live in these huge houses with rich husbands, that are banging their secretaries, and get no attention from their husbands. So they go to the gym and are needy as fuck.

If you just wanna bang, hit on the chicks at the gym. You still lifting a bunch @MickZagger ?

Chicks at the gym are weird. Kinda guarded. I have pulled out of the gym before, but its rare. Water fountain banter is a good way to break the ice. Never go in during a set.

You're buddy is probably feeding you lines though if he says he bangs married milfs there on the reg.

 

[MickZagger]

'christiany' ugh

as far as you getting under the hood, you may need a ring first.

You think all christian girls wait it out til marriage?

 

[MickZagger]

Here is your date, all will be known after this.

Pick her up pretty early on a Saturday. Take her to your favorite diner for breakfast.

Then head to Lincoln City. Stop at a winery for a tasting. Get two bottles of what she likes best. Get her a little buzzed but you stay sober enough to drive.

Stop by the plane museum/water park thing McMinnville and hit the water park for a hour or so.

Now on to your way to the coast.

Get a room in Lincoln City. (you should make reservations in advance) Something that looks out over the ocean, bonus points if it has a deck and/or a fireplace.

Walk along beach, hold hands, yadda yadda.

Take her out to a nice restaurant. Dress fairly nice.

Back to the room, open her bottle of wine, have drinks.

Then have the front desk call for the shuttle to the casino. One weekends there is live music in the upstairs bar. It looks over the ocean. Kinda cool for the coast. Drink, dance, drink, dance, drink, dance. Take shuttle back to your hotel room. (don't gamble, maybe the two of you throw a few bucks at roulette, play her birthday as numbers, shit like that. No more than 5 mins. Don't hit the slots or blackjack unless it's something she really wants to do.)

Get back to room. Make your moves.

Nice game, good sir.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

I admire internet tough guys. Its pretty calculated to say stuff to someone on the internet that you'd never say to their face.

Meh. I don't get what you're saying. So, not sure why you're calling me an "internet tough guy". I talk bullshit with Sly all the time. On here and to his face. Sly's a great dude.

Someone is wound tight - you need to get laid brah.

 

[Charcoal Filtered]

Sounds like a chick I dated once. Was all about making out but did not want to have sex. Had gone in for the kill on dates four and five to no avail and could not figure it out. Was supposed to go to a concert with her for date six when she emails me an hour before picking her up. Tells me she has HPV and does not want to date anymore.

I was much better at asking about STD's after that.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I talk bullshit with Sly all the time. On here and to his face.

True

Sly's a great dude.

Not true

I'm the greatest dude!

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Yeah. Usually I have to just do dinner instead of a bar. If I do diner I like to go to tapas/shared plates kind of joints, it kind of builds more of a connection.

Things like walking around Venice is still in play because you don't need alcohol, there are shops and other assorted things to look around at.

I'll still drink though.

Venice is sweet. Stopped thru there earlier today after spending the past few days in Oceanside. Love it for a long weekend, short vacays.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Venice is sweet. Stopped thru there earlier today after spending the past few days in Oceanside. Love it for a long weekend, short vacays.

should have hit me up bro i'm like 10 min away

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

True



Not true

I'm the greatest dog!

FTFY.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

should have hit me up bro i'm like 10 min away

I know. Family vacay tho, so I wouldn't do that to you.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I know. Family vacay tho, so I wouldn't do that to you.

GOOD CALL.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

GOOD CALL.

We run a tight ship and the kids are used to adult days (or doing whatever teenage things we adults often indulge in) but I don't put that on other people.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Sounds like a chick I dated once. Was all about making out but did not want to have sex. Had gone in for the kill on dates four and five to no avail and could not figure it out. Was supposed to go to a concert with her for date six when she emails me an hour before picking her up. Tells me she has HPV and does not want to date anymore.

I was much better at asking about STD's after that.

SHE DON'T GOT HPV OF DA MOUF DOE.

 

[HailBlazers]

Nah bro, you have to fuck with her self confidence, make her unsure of herself. Shit drives them crazy. The less you seem into a girl the more they are into you.

Herein lies Micks problem. Pretty girl requires the red pill.

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

Chicks at the gym are weird. Kinda guarded. I have pulled out of the gym before, but its rare. Water fountain banter is a good way to break the ice. Never go in during a set.

You're buddy is probably feeding you lines though if he says he bangs married milfs there on the reg.

Not feeding me lines man. He has shown me the pics he gets sent from them. When they get fake bitties they are fast to show them off. He doesnt bang them though. At least thats what he says.

 

[MickZagger]

Not feeding me lines man. He has shown me the pics he gets sent from them. When they get fake bitties they are fast to show them off. He doesnt bang them though. At least thats what he says.

He has too much pride to tell you he met them on Tinder. I've met some hot chicks on Tinder and told friends I met them at the gym. Maybe he does, but honestly, a lot of chicks don't like to be hit on at the gym. Its not just something I think, I've discussed this with a lot of people and they all agreed.

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

He has too much pride to tell you he met them on Tinder. I've met some hot chicks on Tinder and told friends I met them at the gym. Maybe he does, but honestly, a lot of chicks don't like to be hit on at the gym. Its not just something I think, I've discussed this with a lot of people and they all agreed.

He doesn't hit on them, they hit on him. He looks like Tim Tebow though so I'm not surprised. Like I said, rich women who get no attention from their husbands that bang their secretaries. I've seen some of the beezies at the gym before he has shown me.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

He has too much pride to tell you he met them on Tinder. I've met some hot chicks on Tinder and told friends I met them at the gym. Maybe he does, but honestly, a lot of chicks don't like to be hit on at the gym. Its not just something I think, I've discussed this with a lot of people and they all agreed.

I love this. Classic. I'm on the interwebz and here's what I think so here are my sources. I'm right.

 

[KeepOnRollin]

Could be a lot of possibilities here. Most that have been mentioned. Saving herself, born again, wants to make sure you aren't going to hit it and leave, last guy gave her the herps, etc. Or even worse. Perhaps she was raped in the past. I know it is lame but I agree with the others. Really needs to be talked over. If she can't open up you say you fancy her and will be ready when she is ready and leave it at that.

 

[blue32]

@MickZagger
Don't give up bro. I think @SlyPokerDog scenario would get you into the best possible position, no pun intended.

If you can't fuck that chick in a suite @ the ocean then maybe think about pulling out..... /kek

 

[MickZagger]

I love this. Classic. I'm on the interwebz and here's what I think so here are my sources. I'm right.

I doubt you've ever stepped foot inside a gym.

 

[stampedehero]

Walk away if these are your blind dates or be tempted after consuming a six pack of Sierra Nevada.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

I doubt you've ever stepped foot inside a gym.

LOLz. Who's tough interwebz dude now?

Work smarter, not harder. Get yourself some brah!

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

View attachment 12764 Walk away if these are your blind dates or be tempted after consuming a six pack of Sierra Nevada.

Please don't tell me you know this from first hand experience, Stamp..................??

 

[SlyPokerDog]

View attachment 12764 Walk away if these are your blind dates or be tempted after consuming a six pack of Sierra Nevada.

I loved the Duras sisters!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I loved the Duras sisters!

 

[riverman]

Please don't tell me you know this from first hand experience, Stamp..................??

something tells me the guy who took the picture was naked in a Gumby hat with rubber rain boots on covered in Baked Beans....probably just dove right into the trio after the shot

 

[Natebishop3]

What I have learned from this thread is that Sly is a friggin tryhard.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

What I learned from this thread is that I'm glad I'm married.

 

[Natebishop3]

What I learned from this thread is that I'm glad I'm married.

I have been reading various things about how much harder it is to date in the online world (for men.) Which I think is interesting because you'd think it would be easier, but the sudden availability of men in a market setting has allowed women to be even more selective about who they date/sleep with. In the past it was up to the guy to initiate contact and get the ball rolling, but now they can just swipe yes or no to people who are already available by simply downloading an app. It's brutal.