Jusuf Nurkic (thread)

[Jade Falcon]

I wonder what Nurk would be doing right now if he wasn't a basketball player.....

My money is on "Lumberjack".

I can just see his song now:

"I be lumberjack, and I okay
I sleep for night and I work in day."

 

[theprunetang]

I wonder what Nurk would be doing right now if he wasn't a basketball player.....

My money is on "Lumberjack".

I can just see his song now:

"I be lumberjack, and I okay
I sleep for night and I work in day."

Travels across country from city to city wrestling grizzly bears for show charging 20 dollars at the door and mating with all of the village women.

 

[OSUBlazerfan]

Is this a good, or a bad thing? (not playing for his Country in FIBA)

 

[dviss1]

Is this a good, or a bad thing? (not playing for his Country in FIBA)

He's still rehabbing so yes.

 

[42N8Bounce]

I like this guy.

 

[Mr. Robot]

Nurks twitter is hacked, somebody is writing some shit on bosnian, arguing with bosnian people (fans)

 

[dviss1]

Nurks twitter is hacked, somebody is writing some shit on bosnian, arguing with bosnian people (fans)

But... but... Nurk doesn't speak Bosnian...

Bosnian people speak Nurkić...

 

[Jade Falcon]

Nurk once reached up to scratch the back of an elephant.

Killed the pachyderm.

 

[Mr. Robot]

 

[riverman]

He's got to rethink those argyle socks at the beach though...not a good look

 

[Scalma]

He's got to rethink those argyle socks at the beach though...not a good look

The king does what he wants.

 

[andalusian]

He's got to rethink those argyle socks at the beach though...not a good look

The beach will have to adapt.

 

[Natebishop3]

He's starting to look a little too thin.

 

[BonesJones]

I don't think so. He still won't get pushed around, and he'll be much quicker and athletic, which means he'll be more of a threat rolling to the rim and on defense.

 

[Scalma]

He's starting to look a little too thin.

Look at his lower body are you looking, thicc.

 

[HolyBackboard]

He's got to rethink those argyle socks at the beach though...not a good look

Those are the Stance socks all players wear on the court.

 

[Driew]

The less weight on those legs the better for his health.

 

[dviss1]

He's got to rethink those argyle socks at the beach though...not a good look

Bet you won't say that to his face! LOL

But those aren't argyle. That's just a different color heel.

 

[dviss1]

He's starting to look a little too thin.

Meh, he's getting in SHAPE!! I love it. He'll still be 270+.

 

[H.C.]

He looks like he's wearing vibram shoes.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I bet we could trade Nuric to NY for Carmelo and screw Houston.

 

[Boob-No-More]

I bet we could trade Nuric to NY for Carmelo and screw Houston.

And Portland...

BNM

 

[Jade Falcon]

And Portland...

BNM

This. That would be about the worst thing we could possibly do.

And you know that he would destroy this team if we tried that.

 

[Boob-No-More]

This. That would be about the worst thing we could possibly do.

And you know that he would destroy this team if we tried that.

And then wish us a happy summer!

BNM

 

[BBert]

I bet we could trade Nuric to NY for Carmelo and screw Houston.

And us.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

What if we could get the Knicks to take Turner and Meyers along with Nurkic.

 

[Eastoff]

What if we could get the Knicks to take Turner and Meyers along with Nurkic.

Conzano poker dog

 

[Sinobas]

What if we could get the Knicks to take Turner and Meyers along with Nurkic.

Why would we trade away a young franchise center for an old Melo? I'd rather have a good center than a good wing on this team.

 

[Mr. Robot]

I bet we could trade Nuric to NY for Carmelo and screw Houston.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Why would we trade away a young franchise center for an old Melo? I'd rather have a good center than a good wing on this team.

1. We're bored and want a trade.

2. We're deeply concerned about Paul Allen finances. The poor man might actually have to pay something called a luxury tax.

3. We all hate Meyers and want him off the team... at any cost.

4. I like trolling.