Jusuf Nurkic (thread)

[Jade Falcon]

1. We're bored and want a trade.

2. We're deeply concerned about Paul Allen finances. The poor man might actually have to pay something called a luxury tax.

3. We all hate Meyers and want him off the team... at any cost.

4. I like trolling.

SlyTrollingDog.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

SlyTrollingDog.

 

[andalusian]

SlyTrollingDog.

or SlyPokeTroll - take your pick

 

[theprunetang]

Did anybody else see Harkless' two comments on this instagram photo? Fucking hilarious.

 

[Boob-No-More]

What if we could get the Knicks to take Turner and Meyers along with Nurkic.

Congratulations, you just made both teams 8 games worse!

BNM

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Congratulations, you just made both teams 8 games worse!

BNM

But look at all the sweet sweet cheddar I saved Paul Allen.

 

[Boob-No-More]

But look at all the sweet sweet cheddar I saved Paul Allen.

We'd still be in luxury tax hell and we'd only win 33 games (in theory). I don't think Paul wants to have the highest payroll in the league for a 33-win team.

BNM

 

[Orion Bailey]

1. WI like trolling

2. I like trolling.

3. I like trolling

4. I like trolling.

Hey I fixed that for you. I think you had a typo.

 

[H.C.]

What if we could get the Knicks to take Turner and Meyers along with Nurkic.

 

[Jade Falcon]

More like this:

Here, use mine...

 

[PDXFonz]

But look at all the sweet sweet cheddar I saved Paul Allen.

Wow 3 million dollars!! He'll be able to wipe his ass for a full week with that money!

 

[theprunetang]

Wow 3 million dollars!! He'll be able to wipe his ass for a full week with that money!

3 million a week??!! Paul Allen must have a very large butthole. I'm impressed.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

More like this:

That...is...awesome!

 

[Dougnsalem]

Hey bud, just gotta say that I love the random Nurk pictures that you come up with. Awesome! We must not get that part of the internet over here, cause all of them have been new to me..... Lol

 

[theprunetang]

Nurk posted this today on Instagram. First of all, Nurk is checking that watch to see what time it is....... hint..... it's Dame Time. Secondly, Nurk used the #bigbrother hash tag. Just pure awesomeness.

 

[Jade Falcon]

So Dame is......27?

 

[theprunetang]

So Dame is......27?

Word

 

[Mr. Robot]

 

[Elton]

I think that's Huntington Beach. Recognize the building behind him.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[Jade Falcon]

 

[SIeepwalker]

Damn look at THOSE LEGS !

 

[SheedSoNasty]

Jusuf Nurkic keeps buying blank Nike shirts. When he takes them out of the bag for the first time the word "BEAST" has mysteriously appeared on them.

 

[tlongII]

Damn look at THOSE LEGS !

That is his strength. He has a great base.

 

[BonesJones]

I have a feeling Nurkic may be an all-star this year.

 

[Boob-No-More]

I have a feeling Nurkic may be an all-star this year.

It would be truly awesome if he made it and Jokic didn't.

If you think the DEN fans are salty now, can you imagine the crocodile tears if that happened?

BNM

 

[Jade Falcon]

It would be truly awesome if he made it and Jokic didn't.

If you think the DEN fans are salty now, can you imagine the crocodile tears if that happened?

BNM

It would be glorious.

 

[BonesJones]

It would be truly awesome if he made it and Jokic didn't.

If you think the DEN fans are salty now, can you imagine the crocodile tears if that happened?

BNM

Seriously haha.

I think he'll put up this statline:
18ppg/12reb/3.5ast/2.5blks on 54% FGs with top level defense.

That's Marc Gasol-esqe.

Cousins, Davis, Towns, and Nurkic.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

3 million a week??!! Paul Allen must have a very large butthole. I'm impressed.

Gross

 

[Driew]

Seriously haha.

I think he'll put up this statline:
18ppg/12reb/3.5ast/2.5blks on 54% FGs with top level defense.

That's Marc Gasol-esqe.

Cousins, Davis, Towns, and Nurkic.

I'm so glad the season is starting ten days earlier this year!