Jusuf Nurkic (thread)

[PtldPlatypus]

I don't see us losing less than 50. IMHO Nurk adds AT LEAST another 9 wins.

I think you may want to re-read and then revise that post.

 

[Minstrel]

I think you may want to re-read and then revise that post.

Re-read THEN revise!

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Re-read THEN revise!

Sequence matters.

 

[Minstrel]

Sequence matters.

In the end, all of life is just re-hashes of "Learn the game, THEN post."

 

[dviss1]

I think you may want to re-read and then revise that post.

 

[dviss1]

I don't see us WINNING less than 50.

FTFM

 

[Rastapopoulos]

I don't see us WINNING less than 50.

FTFM

Fewer.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Fewer.

Come on man, give the guy a break. He just now figured out the difference between "more" and "less"; now you're going to burden him with "less" vs. "fewer"?

Take the small victory!!

 

[dviss1]

Fewer.

Balls.

Fat, hairy, sweaty balls.

 

[Natebishop3]

Nurk is the man.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Nurk is the man.

I love this guy. Eyes are watering.

 

[Orion Bailey]

Nurk is the man.

And I bet the autographee has enough class to hand the pen to someone rather than drop it on ground.

 

[Boob-No-More]

Forgive my ignorance....who's the smaller guy next to God?

@Jesus Christ Son of God?

BNM

 

[Mr. Robot]

I wish him a happy Jusuf Nurkic day
have a great day Nurk

 

[Boob-No-More]

@Jesus Christ Son of God?

BNM

Whatever happened to that guy? He was here for a while, then gone. I keep hearing rumors of a possible comeback, but no confirmed sightings in quite a while. If he is planning to attempt a comeback, now would be a good time.

BNM

 

[Minstrel]

Whatever happened to that guy? He was here for a while, then gone. I keep hearing rumors of a possible comeback, but no confirmed sightings in quite a while. If he is planning to attempt a comeback, now would be a good time.

Last seen in the OT forum. He's forsaken basketball.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Whatever happened to that guy? He was here for a while, then gone. I keep hearing rumors of a possible comeback, but no confirmed sightings in quite a while. If he is planning to attempt a comeback, now would be a good time.

BNM

Would be epic if he replied to this tweet with a JCSoG of parody "Mama Said Knock You Out" ("Don't call it a comeback, I've been here for years!")

 

[dviss1]

I wish him a happy Jusuf Nurkic day
have a great day Nurk

Nurk was born on August 23. Since I was born on the 26th that means my sign is Nurkic!!!

I'm a Nurkic!!!! Mini dance party!

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Whatever happened to that guy? He was here for a while, then gone. I keep hearing rumors of a possible comeback, but no confirmed sightings in quite a while. If he is planning to attempt a comeback, now would be a good time.

BNM

I believe he will return on April 1, 2018.

 

[Rastapopoulos]

Whatever happened to that guy? He was here for a while, then gone. I keep hearing rumors of a possible comeback, but no confirmed sightings in quite a while. If he is planning to attempt a comeback, now would be a good time.

BNM

Most of the things said about him are obviously untrue. I'm starting to doubt he ever existed.

 

[theprunetang]

I wish him a happy Jusuf Nurkic day
have a great day Nurk

Sretan Rođendan Jusuf!

 

[theprunetang]

Nurk was born on August 23. Since I was born on the 26th that means my sign is Nurkic!!!

I'm a Nurkic!!!! Mini dance party!

Nice. I was born on Pat Connaughton Decision Day.

 

[Boob-No-More]

Nice. I was born on Pat Connaughton Decision Day.

So, you've pushed your birthday back from July 25 to August 31?

BTW, August 31 is also Andrew Nicholson Decision Day. That's the last day we can waive him and use the stretch provision to spread his remaining three years of salary over the next seven seasons.

BNM

 

[BBert]

Nurk was born on August 23. Since I was born on the 26th that means my sign is Nurkic!!!

I'm a Nurkic!!!! Mini dance party!

No shit? Today is also my daughter's birthday!

 

[theprunetang]

So, you've pushed your birthday back from July 25 to August 31?

BTW, August 31 is also Andrew Nicholson Decision Day. That's the last day we can waive him and use the stretch provision to spread his remaining three years of salary over the next seven seasons.

BNM

So I get actual Blazers news on my birthday. Not a bad present this time of year.

 

[stampedehero]

I can see him as the second coming of Sabonis. I hope he stays healthy and has his best year as we arrive at the playoff round.

 

[dviss1]

Most of the things said about him are obviously untrue. I'm starting to doubt he ever existed.

Also, he died on a Friday and was in the tomb for 72 hours. Why is Easter on a Sunday?

 

[dviss1]

No shit? Today is also my daughter's birthday!

Does your daughter do the shot put? She must be super strong!

 

[The Professional Fan]

Dayum I can't wait to see him play this year

 

[theprunetang]

Dayum I can't wait to see him play this year

He is going to beast so hard. I think he turns a lot of heads around the league this year. MIP on lockdown.