Funny Manly stuff you do?

[PtldPlatypus]

I lost my ass in that game. Whoops, is anyone offended when I say 'ass'?

Only the unfortunate beast of burden you offered up to a game of chance.

Poor donkey...

 

[Hoopguru]

I lost my ass in that game. Whoops, is anyone offended when I say 'ass'?

We always finished poker night with about 2 hours of Acey duchy and 2 card guts!
Like you I've lost my ass off but I've hit some big pots.
We play red dog version that if you double up 0n any card, you double the pot or portion you bet.
Great times...plus my old blue tick hound would chew up all the bottle caps then spit them out.

 

[Hoopguru]

I can snap beer bottle caps behind my back, across the home plate, from the pitchers mound!

 

[Lanny]

Okay, Lanny is in and has offered to bring the scotch.

I am the Scotch. I've got Scottish blood in my veins. Also, other stuff which makes me a typical American mutt.

 

[Chris Craig]

I am the Scotch. I've got Scottish blood in my veins. Also, other stuff which makes me a typical American mutt.

As am I

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clan_Craig

 

[Chris Craig]

I am the rightful chief of clan craig being the eldest remaining of the line

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I am the rightful chief of clan craig being the eldest remaining of the line

Isn't the head of the clan called a Grand Wizard?

 

[dviss1]

Uh oh, we may have to set up a S2 Poker Night!

THIS!

 

[MarAzul]

I drink my Scotch on the rocks.

Disgusting.

 

[barfo]

Disgusting.

Not surprising that the sailor doesn't like things "on the rocks".

barfo

 

[Chris Craig]

Isn't the head of the clan called a Grand Wizard?

Not that kind of clan

Chief

 

[Chris Craig]

Disgusting.

Scotch? Or on the rocks? You drink it neat

 

[MarAzul]

I am the Scotch. I've got Scottish blood in my veins. Also, other stuff which makes me a typical American mutt.

Wow! I am a Scot.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Scotch? Or on the rocks? You drink it neat

Diluted scotch is fucking offensive

 

[MarAzul]

Scotch? Or on the rocks? You drink it neat

Well I don't at all now. But never with ice.

 

[MarAzul]

Diluted scotch is fucking offensive

Well said.

 

[yankeesince59]

...drinking scotch in a different manner than someone else is "offensive"?...wow.

 

[barfo]

...drinking scotch in a different manner than someone else is "offensive"?...wow.

If you want to be offended all the time, you have to put in the effort.

barfo

 

[Lanny]

As am I

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clan_Craig

Mutt or partially Scottish or both?

 

[hoopsjock]

Does anyone have a poker table (or 2)? I seriously think it would be fun to take everyone's money!

 

[Lanny]

I'm partially native American. Who's gonna supply me with fire water? Oh, and repeater rifles aka fire sticks.

 

[yankeesince59]

If you want to be offended all the time, you have to put in the effort.

barfo

...do you mean I need to work harder or do I need to work longer?...or both? ...I'm a hard worker...and I also have a cape!

 

[yankeesince59]

I'm partially native American. Who's gonna supply me with fire water? Oh, and repeater rifles aka fire sticks.

Scotch/Irish/Indian here.

...and the firewater thing also applies to me...but part of my heritage dictates that I drink while part of my heritage says that I can't hold it.

 

[Lanny]

Scotch/Irish/Indian here.

...and the firewater thing also applies to me...but part of my heritage dictates that I drink while part of my heritage says that I can't hold it.

That pretty much describes me. I'm pretty sure I've got some Irish in me.

Say, I vaguely recall you saying that you live in the South. If so, where? I was born in Atlanta and have a ton of cousins in Georgia and it Alabama where I've still got three of my aunts and another ton of cousins.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

...drinking scotch in a different manner than someone else is "offensive"?...wow.

Yes. Like cooking a steak well done or mixing wasabi and soy sauce together into a slurry or pineapple on pizza.

 

[Lanny]

Yes. Like cooking a steak well done or mixing wasabi and soy sauce together into a slurry.

Charred medium rare. I like to set the fat on the outside, on fire until it gets blackened. Sometimes I freeze my NY before grilling it just so the inside will be medium rare. Then, I open a really good bottle of red from my collection. Next, comes a baked potato with sour cream, butter and chives. For veggie, this varies, sometimes it's grilled asparagus, sometimes brussel sprouts, other times grilled slices of sweet potato, spinach, turnip greens (yum), green beans.

Sometimes when we grill, we open a bottle of white that's been chilled. This is usually a sweet white. Last time we had a white it was ice wine (yum). I think I'll buy a bottle of Chenin Blanc that's sweet and chilled. That's the most delicious white wine I've ever had.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Charred medium rare. I like to set the fat on the outside, on fire until it gets blackened. Sometimes I freeze my NY before grilling it just so the inside will be medium rare. Then, I open a really good bottle of red from my collection. Next, comes a baked potato with sour cream, butter and chives. For veggie, this varies, sometimes it's grilled asparagus, sometimes brussel sprouts, other times grilled slices of sweet potato, spinach, turnip greens (yum), green beans.

Sometimes when we grill, we open a bottle of white that's been chilled. This is usually a sweet white. Last time we had a white it was ice wine (yum). I think I'll buy a bottle of Chenin Blanc that's sweet and chilled. That's the most delicious white wine I've ever had.

I hate drinking alcohol with food. I can do it with appetizers but that's about it. I usually drink iced tea with steak.

I always do the same order with steak.

Ribeye or NY, medium rare
Wedge salad to start
Creamed spinach on the side

 

[yankeesince59]

Yes. Like cooking a steak well done or mixing wasabi and soy sauce together into a slurry or pineapple on pizza.

...yes, because heaven forbid someone has a different preference than you. Not to mention that adding a little water to scotch serves a purpose as to the flavor.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

...yes, because heaven forbid someone has a different preference than you. Not to mention that adding a little water to scotch serves a purpose as to the flavor.

It makes it taste cheaper. Its fucking rank.

A flick of water I can MAYBE understand but ice fucking sucks.

 

[Propagandist]

Yes. Like cooking a steak well done or mixing wasabi and soy sauce together into a slurry or pineapple on pizza.

Just read all about sushi etiquette. Learned some stuff.