OT MLB to PDX: We're talking baseball to PDX

[Orion Bailey]

Gotcha. Thanks for the explanation.

Shouldn't your company relocate to Bend? Bend Steel would be such a good name for your business.

barfo

We started out on Albina St. close in SE Portland. So we called ourselves AlbinaPipeBending.

Have since shortened it to Albina Co. because we were noted as only a bending company when we do much more.

 

[barfo]

We started out on Albina St. close in SE Portland. So we called ourselves AlbinaPipeBending.

Have since shortened it to Albina Co. because we were noted as only a bending company when we do much more.

So, maybe I have some business for you. My human zoo needs a couple of albinos, how much do they cost? Breeding pairs only.

barfo

 

[Orion Bailey]

So, maybe I have some business for you. My human zoo needs a couple of albinos, how much do they cost? Breeding pairs only.

barfo

Can we bend them up into pretzels, dip them in chocolate and supply them as Choprezbinos?

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

What's wrong with cities having rivalries? That's..... basically what sports are built on

Portland is irrelevant, we have one important team (sorry MLS is a bastardized soccer league without relegation)... Seattle doesn’t even have a basketball team anymore to have a rivalry with.

To me, it’s PNW teams or suck my left nut. That said, Huck the Fuskies.

 

[BigGameDamian]

This is happening. I know a guy that knows a guy.

to the point that we will be looking at bidding the steel soon, so they can continue with their budgeting.
My company will get the contract for supplying almost all the steel it looks like.

So you have inside information?

 

[dviss1]

No. You must have an intense hatred. It is required.

He's not from here originally. It's on our birth certificates.

Mine says: Male, Black, Hate Seattle.

 

[dviss1]

Damn. You know any good real estate agents? I think I may need to leave the city.

Lol you're not moving top Seattle. Their "housing crisis" is worse that ours. Check Zillow.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Lol you're not moving top Seattle. Their "housing crisis" is worse that ours. Check Zillow.

No, no--just moving out of Portland, since I apparently don't meet the Seattle-hating criteria. Maybe Van-tucky will take me.

 

[Orion Bailey]

So you have inside information?

I am mister insider!

No, no--just moving out of Portland, since I apparently don't meet the Seattle-hating criteria. Maybe Van-tucky will take me.

Canby might take you. Want me to bring it up at the next town meeting on Wednesday?

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Canby might take you. Want me to bring it up at the next town meeting on Wednesday?

Dude. I have standards.

 

[Orion Bailey]

Dude. I have standards.

Ouch. That really hurts. Really really hurts...

 

[santeesioux]

Dude. I have standards.

So KFalls is out of the equation?

 

[PtldPlatypus]

So KFalls is out of the equation?

The way you talk about it, most in KFalls can't even spell equation...

 

[barfo]

Maybe Van-tucky will take me.

You can find out online, here's the quiz for acceptance.

1. Do you have one or more non-operational vehicles that can be stored in the yard?
2. Have you given up on your goal of getting a GED one day?
3. Is your spouse also your cousin?

barfo

 

[dviss1]

No, no--just moving out of Portland, since I apparently don't meet the Seattle-hating criteria. Maybe Van-tucky will take me.

But you're not from Oregon right?

 

[Orion Bailey]

The way you talk about it, most in KFalls can't even spell equation...

ekwasion

im not ass dumb as you look!

 

[Natebishop3]

You can find out online, here's the quiz for acceptance.

1. Do you have one or more non-operational vehicles that can be stored in the yard?
2. Have you given up on your goal of getting a GED one day?
3. Is your spouse also your cousin?

barfo

First cousin or second cousin?

 

[barfo]

First cousin or second cousin?

Second is fine if the cousin owns a mule or similar.

barfo

 

[riverman]

Mariners have had some all-time greats (Junior, Randy, Ichiro....) and just let them rot on mostly weak rosters. I don’t know how anyone supports that franchise.

spoken like a GIANTS fan! Mariners are having one of the best seasons in their history ...gotta love the way they're playing right now after losing their allstar for 80 games. Hanniger is as good as any player on any roster anywhere..

 

[riverman]

So KFalls is out of the equation?

Y'all got security on lockdown!

 

[Strenuus]

spoken like a GIANTS fan! Mariners are having one of the best seasons in their history ...gotta love the way they're playing right now after losing their allstar for 80 games. Hanniger is as good as any player on any roster anywhere..

Todays game was nuts. Good times.

Haniger is playing really well. I will not say he's better than Trout, but he is playing top flight for the moment.

20 games over .500... probably hasnt been done since the '01 season.

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

Fuck Mike Trout! Brooms and Pineapples out! HaniGod and Mean Jean coming for your bitches pantalones!

 

[Strenuus]

Fuck Mike Trout! Brooms and Pineapples out! HaniGod and Mean Jean coming for your bitches pantalones!

I love me some mike trout, but 4 home runs in a 3 game series and they still got swept.

With Cano out, this team is playing like a team. Not that Cano is the problem.


OR IS HE!?!?!?!?! :MARIS61:

*24/7 coverage of conspiracy theories ensues*

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

I love me some mike trout, but 4 home runs in a 3 game series and they still got swept.

With Cano out, this team is playing like a team. Not that Cano is the problem.


OR IS HE!?!?!?!?! :MARIS61:

*24/7 coverage of conspiracy theories ensues*

Mike Trout should accept his PNW surname and join the Mariners in 2020, I mean he already has hit 31 HRs in Safeco.

 

[Strenuus]

Mike Trout should accept his PNW surname and join the Mariners in 2020, I mean he already has hit 31 HRs in Safeco.

It actually wouldnt surprise me if he did join us if we're like this then. lol.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

But you're not from Oregon right?

Born and raised

 

[GriLtCheeZ]

Portland is irrelevant, we have one important team (sorry MLS is a bastardized soccer league without relegation)... Seattle doesn’t even have a basketball team anymore to have a rivalry with.

To me, it’s PNW teams or suck my left nut. That said, Huck the Fuskies.

MLS is a league built on parity and doesn't need ProRel. Mexico's Liga MX has plans to get rid of it, and other leagues will follow.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

spoken like a GIANTS fan! Mariners are having one of the best seasons in their history ...gotta love the way they're playing right now after losing their allstar for 80 games. Hanniger is as good as any player on any roster anywhere..

Oh, my bad. A couple seasons make several decades.... NOT!

 

[BonesJones]

It actually wouldnt surprise me if he did join us if we're like this then. lol.

No reason we shouldn't be. Paxton, Gordon, Segura, Haniger, Gonzales, Gamel, Heredia and others are all 30 or younger. DiPoto will make the right moves to keep us competitive.

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

MLS is a league built on parity and doesn't need ProRel. Mexico's Liga MX has plans to get rid of it, and other leagues will follow.

MLS and Liga MX should merge and become a real soccer league that the rest of the world could respect. 41 teams would work great for ProRel.