Rumor Moving to Portland for an NBA season

[BonesJones]

It’s always fun

I get recognized from True Blazer Fan all the time!...

I wish.

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

I get recognized from True Blazer Fan all the time!...

I wish.

TBF has no idea what he's talking about. *looks at name* well crap...

 

[KingSpeed]

Guys! Thirty minutes ago, I gave an Uber ride to James Harden!!! He had hit the game winner against GS only 5.5 hours earlier! My heart was beating so fast, I didn’t want to mess up. I’m still excited. Wow!

 

[BonesJones]

Guys! Thirty minutes ago, I gave an Uber ride to James Harden!!! He had hit the game winner against GS only 5.5 hours earlier! My heart was beating so fast, I didn’t want to mess up. I’m still excited. Wow!

And I just flew Steph Curry to the moon.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Guys! Thirty minutes ago, I gave an Uber ride to James Harden!!! He had hit the game winner against GS only 5.5 hours earlier! My heart was beating so fast, I didn’t want to mess up. I’m still excited. Wow!

Did he sit up the whole time, or did he flop down on the back seat?

 

[Orion Bailey]

Guys! Thirty minutes ago, I gave an Uber ride to James Harden!!! He had hit the game winner against GS only 5.5 hours earlier! My heart was beating so fast, I didn’t want to mess up. I’m still excited. Wow!

A celebrity fan of a celebrity!!!

Pics or it didnt happen!

 

[KingSpeed]

Did he sit up the whole time, or did he flop down on the back seat?

Lol, he was actually slumped up against the window, not sitting up straight. He was eating a big back of chips. Another guy sat in the back seat with him and what appeared to be his bodyguard sat in front seat. Also- Harden was wearing some sort of raincoat/poncho. He had the hood on outside,

 

[KingSpeed]

A celebrity fan of a celebrity!!!

Pics or it didnt happen!

I was trying to be professional. I did say “You’re James Harden!” He said yes. I said “Great shot last night” and he said thanks. During the ride, he and his friend were mumbling to each other. I didn’t understand any of it.

 

[KingSpeed]

He ordered Uber Select btw.

 

[Orion Bailey]

I was trying to be professional. I did say “You’re James Harden!” He said yes. I said “Great shot last night” and he said thanks. During the ride, he and his friend were mumbling to each other. I didn’t understand any of it.

I would have got out to open the door for him and intentionally flop into the car.

...To show him i idolize him so much i mimick his play on a daily basis.

 

[illmatic99]

You should also post this on Clutchfans while trolling them.

 

[barfo]

Guys! Thirty minutes ago, I gave an Uber ride to James Harden!!! He had hit the game winner against GS only 5.5 hours earlier! My heart was beating so fast, I didn’t want to mess up. I’m still excited. Wow!

If you didn't drive the car off a cliff, you messed up.

barfo

 

[KingSpeed]

I guess the Bulls didn’t fly home tonight. I just gave Antonio Blakeney and Wayne Selden a ride to their hotel. I had to look them up after they gave me their names and that is exactly who they were. I assumed they were Hornets initially so I said “I’m glad the Blazers won” and Wayne said “me too.” Jesus Christ. Blakeney wouldn’t put on his seatbelt so the car ding-ed the whole time. Wayne tipped me $34 in cash. To date, James Harden has yet to tip me.

 

[stampedehero]

Guys! Thirty minutes ago, I gave an Uber ride to James Harden!!! He had hit the game winner against GS only 5.5 hours earlier! My heart was beating so fast, I didn’t want to mess up. I’m still excited. Wow!

Beard admiration!!

 

[stampedehero]

I guess the Bulls didn’t fly home tonight. I just gave Antonio Blakeney and Wayne Selden a ride to their hotel. I had to look them up after they gave me their names and that is exactly who they were. I assumed they were Hornets initially so I said “I’m glad the Blazers won” and Wayne said “me too.” Jesus Christ. Blakeney wouldn’t put on his seatbelt so the car ding-ed the whole time. Wayne tipped me $34 in cash. To date, James Harden has yet to tip me.

No more Beard Admiration. That is SO CHEAP!

 

[stampedehero]

I was trying to be professional. I did say “You’re James Harden!” He said yes. I said “Great shot last night” and he said thanks. During the ride, he and his friend were mumbling to each other. I didn’t understand any of it.

I wonder if you bought a Mini. That's tough to satisfy NBA players in a mini. If you had the Shaq van, your NBA star rides may multiple.

 

[BonesJones]

I guess the Bulls didn’t fly home tonight. I just gave Antonio Blakeney and Wayne Selden a ride to their hotel. I had to look them up after they gave me their names and that is exactly who they were. I assumed they were Hornets initially so I said “I’m glad the Blazers won” and Wayne said “me too.” Jesus Christ. Blakeney wouldn’t put on his seatbelt so the car ding-ed the whole time. Wayne tipped me $34 in cash. To date, James Harden has yet to tip me.

Bro, set up a hidden camera and a mic on your car. Would love to see this.

 

[BonesJones]

I guess the Bulls didn’t fly home tonight. I just gave Antonio Blakeney and Wayne Selden a ride to their hotel. I had to look them up after they gave me their names and that is exactly who they were. I assumed they were Hornets initially so I said “I’m glad the Blazers won” and Wayne said “me too.” Jesus Christ. Blakeney wouldn’t put on his seatbelt so the car ding-ed the whole time. Wayne tipped me $34 in cash. To date, James Harden has yet to tip me.

Also, you gotta learn your NBA scrubs so you know who you're talking to!

 

[KingSpeed]

I wonder if you bought a Mini. That's tough to satisfy NBA players in a mini. If you had the Shaq van, your NBA star rides may multiple.

It’s a Mercedes Benz E Class. They were happy.

Bro, set up a hidden camera and a mic on your car. Would love to see this.

I want to!! I’m told it’s illegal though.

Also, you gotta learn your NBA scrubs so you know who you're talking to!

Dude. I am so embarrassed. I like to think of myself as an NBA expert but Antonio Blakeney scored 12 points in front of me and I didn’t notice! And to not recognize Wayne Selden? I’m a fraud. Would you have known them?

 

[PtldPlatypus]

I want to!! I’m told it’s illegal though.

Not illegal to record audio of conversations in which you are a participant. Video, however, requires consent of all parties.

 

[illmatic99]

I guess the Bulls didn’t fly home tonight. I just gave Antonio Blakeney and Wayne Selden a ride to their hotel. I had to look them up after they gave me their names and that is exactly who they were. I assumed they were Hornets initially so I said “I’m glad the Blazers won” and Wayne said “me too.” Jesus Christ. Blakeney wouldn’t put on his seatbelt so the car ding-ed the whole time. Wayne tipped me $34 in cash. To date, James Harden has yet to tip me.

Is it customary to tip uber drivers?

You learn something new everyday.

 

[tlongII]

Is it customary to tip uber drivers?

You learn something new everyday.

Uber and Lyft both have tip apps. I always tip the driver. I'm sure they would rather get cash though.

 

[illmatic99]

Uber and Lyft both have tip apps. I always tip the driver. I'm sure they would rather get cash though.

I do a few $ here an there if the ride was especially good, but not as an obligation.

 

[THE HCP]

6 months a year I use Uber/Lyft a bunch. I have never tipped. Always give high rating if they are deserved though.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I'll tip if there's a ton of traffic or some other shit or they help me with luggage at the airport. Or if its a really short ride.

 

[Orion Bailey]

Not illegal to record audio of conversations in which you are a participant. Video, however, requires consent of all parties.

I think this can be sidestepped by simply having a note pinned up in plain view that says "all rides are captured on video for the safety of the passengers"?

 

[Orion Bailey]

Nobody around here wants my tip. Trust me!

 

[PtldPlatypus]

I think this can be sidestepped by simply having a note pinned up in plain view that says "all rides are captured on video for the safety of the passengers"?

Probably, but that would also likely result in some people not being willing to ride with him.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Nobody around here wants my tip. Trust me!

I'll say it one more time. Stop offering them half of it.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

I've only taken one Uber when I was in San Diego. Nice kid in a clean Lexus Hybrid. I gave him five bucks and a full score review.

None of you cheap bastards tip?