Rumor Moving to Portland for an NBA season

[BonesJones]

He should be Blazer fan guy on Portlandia, do commentary with Wheels on the radio and host Talkin' Ball

Can I not see green today?

 

[riverman]

Can I not see green today?

I'd love it...Wheels with boomshakalaka and Eric with "they can't guard us" ….way better and more entertaining than Tone ever was and I don't know if you've heard Dwight Jaynes much but...I'd rather not.

 

[KingSpeed]

riverman- are we hanging out if I move to Portland? Do you live near Portland? I don't remember.

 

[riverman]

riverman- are we hanging out if I move to Portland? Do you live near Portland? I don't remember.

West of Eugene, but as soon as I recover I'll make sure to come up and catch a game ..I'm a few months away but on the mend..I'm now officially retired!

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

This is a cover for the real reason he’s moving here....

To collect on his bet with HCP, FAMS!!

 

[BigGameDamian]

This is a cover for the real reason he’s moving here....

To collect on his bet with HCP, FAMS!!

Apparents don't have any lawns to mow though.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

https://www.nba.com/blazers/anthem-auditions

 

[KingSpeed]

https://www.nba.com/blazers/anthem-auditions

I already did it in 2007. Would love to do it again but they already know my work.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I already did it in 2007. Would love to do it again but they already know my work.

Storm Large does it 2 or 3 times a season.

 

[dviss1]

No kidding. Of course, you have to play the disturbed version of Zack Addy.

I have some amazing friends who want to meet you.

They love the show.

 

[KingSpeed]

I have some amazing friends who want to meet you.

They love the show.

Nice! I'll meet them.

 

[KingSpeed]

Storm Large does it 2 or 3 times a season.

I thought I did well but they never respond to my interest in doing it again.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I thought I did well but they never respond to my interest in doing it again.

If we get a forum suite game this year I will ask if you can sing the NA.

 

[riverman]

I'd audition but I think it would be hard to sing while kneeling

 

[GriLtCheeZ]

Having the bad guy Zach Addey from Bones drive Uber around Portland is perfect!

Your driver is a serial killer....or is he?

 

[barfo]

Just make sure you are ok with being a driver before you go all in on the plan. Portland is full of weirdos and creeps, and we all use Uber/Lyft as often as possible.

barfo

 

[Wizard Mentor]

One season too late! It would be a hoot to have you in an episode of Portlandia.

 

[riverman]

If we get a forum suite game this year I will ask if you can sing the NA.

I'd love to hear KD Lang do it once...she'd be great with Eric as the Blazer fan couple on Portlandia...that show's Blazer skits have been terrible so far. Even Penny Marshall couldn't salvage the first one.

 

[KingSpeed]

Just make sure you are ok with being a driver before you go all in on the plan. Portland is full of weirdos and creeps, and we all use Uber/Lyft as often as possible.

barfo

I love driving. I would think I can handle it.

 

[barfo]

I love driving. I would think I can handle it.

Ok then. If some psycho passenger attacks you, ties you up, and uses a dull, rusty knife to cut out your tear ducts...

you can't come crying to me.

barfo

 

[riverman]

Ok then. If some psycho passenger attacks you, ties you up, and uses a dull, rusty knife to cut out your tear ducts...

you can't come crying to me.

barfo

tearducts keep falling from my heart......isn't that the Styllistics or Harold Melvin and the Blue Notes?

 

[Hoopguru]

I love driving. I would think I can handle it.

Watch out for those on sissy scooters!

 

[riverman]

Watch out for those on sissy scooters!

Those are bright and easy to see...what you need to watch out for is the dump truck that drove into Evan Turner's swimming pool

 

[barfo]

Those are bright and easy to see...what you need to watch out for is the dump truck that drove into Evan Turner's swimming pool

Some people think of the internet as a dump truck.

But it's a series of tubes.

barfo

 

[riverman]

Some people think of the internet as a dump truck.

But it's a series of tubes.

barfo

so is a dump truck though

 

[BonesJones]

so is a dump truck though
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Life's a tube.

 

[BonesJones]

Life's a tube.

If you're Kim Kardashian.

 

[e_blazer]

If you're Kim Kardashian.

No kidding. That thing is about the same size as her bootie.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

If we get a forum suite game this year I will ask if you can sing the NA.

I've been wanting to do the anthem for years. Haven't submitted a video since they switched to that audition format. I really need to get on that.

 

[THE HCP]

Since he has me on ignore, but I use Lyft all the time........ will he pick me up, or would my request be blocked? “Why can’t I see my Lyft driver?”