OT My twin brother passed away recently.

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bodyman5000 and 1

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I'm not one to bring up too many private or personal topics but with all the turmoil in the world I just wanted to share a story about my identical twin. I haven't seen him for some time as he lived in Denver. Instead of me telling you guys about him I thought I'd link a newspaper article about the impact he had on everyone. Even the nurses will remember him.

RIP brother.

http://www.sacbee.com/latest-news/article171482987.html
 
"Five nurses in Denver were suspended for three weeks by their hospital after they reportedly opened a body bag to view a deceased patient’s genitals and admire their size"

Their size, not its size. Sounds like your brother had elephantitis of the balls. Which gives you very large balls but leaves you impotent. And since he was your twin that means you must also be impotent.

Thanks for sharing.
 
SlyPokerDog said:
"Five nurses in Denver were suspended for three weeks by their hospital after they reportedly opened a body bag to view a deceased patient’s genitals and admire their size"

Their size, not its size. Sounds like your brother had elephantitis of the balls. Which gives you very large balls but leaves you impotent. And since he was your twin that means you must also be impotent.

Thanks for sharing.
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Why you gotta ruin everything?
 
SlyPokerDog said:
"Five nurses in Denver were suspended for three weeks by their hospital after they reportedly opened a body bag to view a deceased patient’s genitals and admire their size"

Their size, not its size. Sounds like your brother had elephantitis of the balls. Which gives you very large balls but leaves you impotent. And since he was your twin that means you must also be impotent.

Thanks for sharing.
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Fake news, bad reporting. The Breitbart article says "massive penis"
 
bodyman5000 and 1 said:
Why you gotta ruin everything?
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SlyPokerDog said:
"Five nurses in Denver were suspended for three weeks by their hospital after they reportedly opened a body bag to view a deceased patient’s genitals and admire their size"

Their size, not its size. Sounds like your brother had elephantitis of the balls. Which gives you very large balls but leaves you impotent. And since he was your twin that means you must also be impotent.

Thanks for sharing.
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I think they looked like this...

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SlyPokerDog said:
"Five nurses in Denver were suspended for three weeks by their hospital after they reportedly opened a body bag to view a deceased patient’s genitals and admire their size"

Their size, not its size. Sounds like your brother had elephantitis of the balls. Which gives you very large balls but leaves you impotent. And since he was your twin that means you must also be impotent.

Thanks for sharing.
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I've never heard bodyman talk about any kids. So you're right.
 
Funny story, but not a fan of how you posted it. I actually believed your brother died and started crying. :devilwink:

I understand why the nurses all wanted to look at it. HCP's wife finally asked to take pics of mine so she could drool over it while I'm away.
 
BoBoBREWSKI said:
Funny story, but not a fan of how you posted it. I actually believed your brother died and started crying. :devilwink:

I understand why the nurses all wanted to look at it. HCP's wife finally asked to take pics of mine so she could drool over it while I'm away.
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I know it is fucked up. I am Legend made me cry when he pretend killed his German Shepherd.

Such is life.
 
BoBoBREWSKI said:
Funny story, but not a fan of how you posted it. I actually believed your brother died and started crying. :devilwink:

I understand why the nurses all wanted to look at it. HCP's wife finally asked to take pics of mine so she could drool over it while I'm away.
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I thought his brother actually died at first as well. As someone whose brother has really died I was going to reply with empathy and condolences, then I realized its just a thread about @bodyman5000 and 1 wishing he had a large penis and testicles.
 
Chris Craig said:
I thought his brother actually died at first as well. As someone whose brother has really died I was going to reply with empathy and condolences, then I realized its just a thread about @bodyman5000 and 1 wishing he had a large penis and testicles.
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Awww. I'm sorry. I've had plenty of family die if it makes you feel better.
 
SlyPokerDog said:
*Hmmm... he never mentioned a twin brother. <<clicks link>>> oh... I'll make a joke about him being impotent.*
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This story is gaining some traction. Just saw an article that says one of the nurses took a pic and posted it online. .
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I didn't want to look for it but I was curious. It is HUGE but not very attractive.
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