Neil Olshi**y's Summer

[andalusian]

The best part of a scrub swap with the Lakers would be Lebron making Meyers Leonard cry on the floor on national TV.

The funny thing is that it is just as likely that Meyers does something that make Lebron cry on the floor on national TV.

Even tho I was the original brain behind the Blazers-Lakers mega-scrub trade, I am now ready to endorse it!

 

[CupWizier]

24 hrs away - predict this idiot's move!

If I were in charge, I'd be making moves to land either Barton or Hezonja.

However, Olshitty's M.O. is to crush the optimism out of this fanbase, as per usual.

But for the sake of post padding, what say you, ladies?

Oh great. Another bash Olshey thread.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I actually think Meyers would be perfect in the Channing Frye role.

 

[Labinot41]

I like Hezonja because I think he can be had for cheap. Barton is going to get a good sized deal but even if he doesn't there aren't teams with tons of capspace so there isn't any team that we can unload our contracts to and free up capspace without paying a kings ransom for it, I can't figure out how we can even free up 10m in capspace for Barton.

Hezonja was really good in the last Part of the Season

 

[hoopsjock]

Guys, I found Neil's burner account.

Another great contribution from you!

 

[BlazerWookee]

I actually think Meyers would be perfect in the Channing Frye role.

Playing for the Heat?

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

Playing for the Heat?

Preparing for retirement.

 

[Propagandist]

Another great contribution from you!

Likewise. Maybe I should start telling people how stupid they are and refrain from any attempts at humor, then our posts would be more similar.

 

[Titan]

I cannot wait for the first thread posted after LeBron signs with (whoever), because people will complain that Neil did nothing and the Blazers had a chance to sign LeBron.

This, totally this. Spot on

 

[hoopsjock]

Likewise. Maybe I should start telling people how stupid they are and refrain from any attempts at humor, then our posts would be more similar.

Ironic response considering my post had everything to do with the topic and the Blazers and yours did not.

 

[oldfisherman]

Sadly, Olshey has little control over future moves this summer, especially the moves he would like to make.

Most of the moves he may make this summer will be the result of opportunities created by other GMs, and non-Blazer players.

 

[Boob-No-More]

I'm auditioning for Mike Barrett's old role of talking about how much bigger and better everyone looks during training camp.

Or smaller and better, in the case of Shawn Kemp...

BNM

 

[Propagandist]

Ironic response considering my post had everything to do with the topic and the Blazers and yours did not.

The title of this thread, Neil Olsh**y's Summer, signaled to me that we are being lighthearted. Apparently, I was mistaken...

Let me fix things: Guys, I have NOT found Neil's burner account.

 

[oldfisherman]

I'm auditioning for Mike Barrett's old role of talking about how much bigger and better everyone looks during training camp.

You also need to add how much better everyone is shooting.
Example
Turner made every 3pt shot during practice this week.

 

[Boob-No-More]

You also need to add how much better everyone is shooting.
Example
Turner made every 3pt shot during practice this week.

You also need to add the story about how some end of bench scrub (Claver, Layman, etc.) who can't hit shit in a game is a lights out shooter in practice.

BNM

 

[santeesioux]

You also need to add the story about how some end of bench scrub (Claver, Layman, etc.) who can't hit shit in a game is a lights out shooter in practice.

BNM

Also, he'd have to become really good friends with Steve Blake and go hunting and fishing with him and stuff.

 

[riverman]

I actually think Meyers would be perfect in the Channing Frye role.

He already has that role....sitting on the bench

 

[Pinwheel1]

Ironically in an attempt to mock the Blazers by posting what you think they say every summer, you are all repeating the same things that are said every summer.........in this forum. Not sure which is more annoying.

 

[KingSpeed]

24 hrs away - predict this idiot's move!

If I were in charge, I'd be making moves to land either Barton or Hezonja.

However, Olshitty's M.O. is to crush the optimism out of this fanbase, as per usual.

But for the sake of post padding, what say you, ladies?

More than 24 hours away. Midnight tomorrow night.

 

[barfo]

Let me fix things: Guys, I have NOT found Neil's burner account.

Link?

barfo

 

[BBert]

More than 24 hours away. Midnight tomorrow night.

The suspense is killing me

 

[LayneStaley]

RIP IT DOWN.

By the time this LA/GS next 5 years is up and lbj and kd are on the downside we will have accumulated enough lottery picks to hopefully contend. If you look at 2020 as the answer I disagree. Roughly 80 mil will be tied up in Dame/CJ/Nurk(resigned)/Collins, that’s a lot of roster spots to fill with the remaining cap, sure we could probably get 1 max guy but the track record isn’t good.

#PORTLANDPROCESS

 

[BigGameDamian]

https://www.blazersedge.com/2018/6/...rumors-michael-beasley-portland-trail-blazers

Trail Blazers A Potential Suitor For Michael Beasley

Marc Berman of the New York Post suggests that Portland could be in the market for Michael Beasley’s services.

 

[Orion Bailey]

Yall are weak sauce. The only burner account matters is the one where I burnt NO's account down.

 

[PDXFonz]

I say it sounds like that time of month for you.

Fucking winner here

AHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA


I’m sitting at the car dealership and this made me bust up. I was being stared at by this lady...

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

When are we signing Teh Soup Juggler?

That will surely solve all of our problems!

Not.

Swayed.

FAMS.

 

[Strenuus]

https://www.blazersedge.com/2018/6/...rumors-michael-beasley-portland-trail-blazers

Trail Blazers A Potential Suitor For Michael Beasley

Marc Berman of the New York Post suggests that Portland could be in the market for Michael Beasley’s services.

Eww.

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

Sadly, Olshey has little control over future moves this summer, especially the moves he would like to make.

Most of the moves he may make this summer will be the result of opportunities created by other GMs, and non-Blazer players.

Sadly, Olshey lost all control when he cucked himself with Turner and Meyers contract.

 

[BigGameDamian]

I HOPE NEIL FEELS THE HEAT!!

 

[Labinot41]

I HOPE NEIL FEELS THE HEAT!!

He's probably sleeping right now like the last past 2 years