BlazerBenner
Let them play, Nate.
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• Amazing as it sounds, Portland is on pace to rank last in the NBA in fastbreak points for the FOURTH STRAIGHT SEASON.
Nate.....take some chill pills.
I wonder if Nate has any of these other symptoms of Anal Retentiveness:
...he folds his dirty clothes before putting them in the hamper.
...he organizes his closet by color, season, and fabric.
...he requires no less than 200 threads per inch on his sheets...
...and they are tucked so tightly that he really could bounce a quarter on them.
...he has to have all boxes in the kitchen facing the same way and in order by size.
...he has all his canned goods organized by type, flavor, and use...
...and they're all facing the front.
...he alphabetizes his spices.
...he's on a "calorie-counting" diet and he counts the calories in the hot sauce on his "Big Beef Burrito Supreme."
...he collects the little postcards in magazine issues for recycling.
...all his books, CDs, and movies have to be in alphabetical order.
...he removes the tires to wash inside the wheel-wells of his vehicles.
...he flames every person who sent him email because the emails weren't spelled correctly or were grammatically incorrect.
...every e-mail reply that he sends has been through a grammar checker...
...and he corrects the original message.
...he actually bothered trying to convince someone that the 3rd millennium began on Jan 1, 2001.
Nate.....take some chill pills.
I wonder if Nate has any of these other symptoms of Anal Retentiveness:
...he folds his dirty clothes before putting them in the hamper.
...he organizes his closet by color, season, and fabric.
...he requires no less than 200 threads per inch on his sheets...
...and they are tucked so tightly that he really could bounce a quarter on them.
...he has to have all boxes in the kitchen facing the same way and in order by size.
...he has all his canned goods organized by type, flavor, and use...
...and they're all facing the front.
...he alphabetizes his spices.
...he's on a "calorie-counting" diet and he counts the calories in the hot sauce on his "Big Beef Burrito Supreme."
...he collects the little postcards in magazine issues for recycling.
...all his books, CDs, and movies have to be in alphabetical order.
...he removes the tires to wash inside the wheel-wells of his vehicles.
...he flames every person who sent him email because the emails weren't spelled correctly or were grammatically incorrect.
...every e-mail reply that he sends has been through a grammar checker...
...and he corrects the original message.
...he actually bothered trying to convince someone that the 3rd millennium began on Jan 1, 2001.
