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best way to clear your mind? focus?

going to start working out again starting today. eating a little better.
 
trying to decide if I should take an opp ortunity to manage an apartment complex. free rent. so I'll save like $1200 a month but then get a bigger place.
 
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Banged a milf last night that I met at the gym. She was doing some kind of kegel squeezes on me, never experienced it before. Older chicks are awesome they give head like its their air supply.
 
big pimpin. milfs are the bomb.

I need to hit the gym, haven't gone in weeks.
 
Not only am I a sexually deviant, misogynistic, immoral, wealthy, male prostitute, but I also sit on the board of directors of the organization that governs others of my kind.
 
I enjoy playing my music loudly on my car stereo. Apparently, women enjoy this also because they become sexually aroused when they see me driving. Oddly enough, when I visit the Native American reservations, some of the more sexually promiscuous Indian women attempt to seduce me in their homes. Their intent is to divest me of my earnings. Such actions are unacceptable.
 
As a general rule, I perform deviant sexual acts with women of all kinds, including but not limited to those with limited intellect, nude magazine models, and prostitutes. I particularly enjoy sexual encounters with the latter group as they are generally disappointed in the fact that they only receive penile intercourse and nothing more, unless of course, they douche on a consistent basis. Although I am extremely unattractive, I am able to engage in these types of sexual acts with some regularity. Perhaps my sexuality is somehow related to my fancy and expensive jewelry.
 
You will be dressed in finest clothes on the runways of Paris. I will fly you to every state to shop for fine clothes and jewelry. You will enjoy sexual intercourse with me and your man will be forced to pleasure himself through manual stimulation. What a life!
 
Dudes, this MILF I've been messing around with is freak nasty. She looks like a Rock of Love contestant. She's actually not a milf, technically, she has no kids. But, she's a dirty girl and likes it pornstar style.

I'm in lust.
 
I envy you. that rocks. one of my buddies got with one of those, bartender, late 30s/early 40s, huge tits, freaky as fuck, he was showing me the pics of her pussy and tits she sent him.

I need to hit the fucking gym because they always go after cut ass motherfuckers.
 
St. Paddy's Day in Chicago was a fucking madhouse. It was on a Saturday compounded with the fact it was sunny and 80 when its normally freezing.

Drank from 11am until midnight. Shots and drinks all day, well, I had maybe 4-5 Guinness's to start the day off. Ended up at a packed fucking drinking hall, table with 6 bottles and then went bouncing around more. Some interesting times, but it was a marathon of booze.

there are so many women here. my type too, a little more curvy and thick.
 
EL PRESIDENTE said:
I envy you. that rocks. one of my buddies got with one of those, bartender, late 30s/early 40s, huge tits, freaky as fuck, he was showing me the pics of her pussy and tits she sent him.

I need to hit the fucking gym because they always go after cut ass motherfuckers.
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Yeah, she's got fake tits and skinny model coke head type body (but she's not). No gag reflex. All I need to do is buy her a bottle of Shiraz and its an all night sex binge. She sends nasty pics all the time.

I'm pretty lucky, this is my best pull in a while.
 
People out here are more out to have a good time (in Chicago). In LA, its all about an agenda. I fear NYC is the same way as LA. Driven by money, fame and scandal.

Even when I went to SF, I found everyone much more tolerable and real versus vapid and fake.

but fuck, hard to give up the weather and the ocean.
 
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Can't find that shoe thread we used to have....But, here's the shoes I wear with jeans:

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Casual and comfy.
 
I wear prada sneakers. love them, so fucking expensive (I got them half off though) but I can wear them semi-dressy (w/ dark jeans) and not have to deal with dress codes and shit. but fuck, when I have to replace them, it'll cost me $420...I've had them for 3.5 years worn them everywhere and daily in the phillipines, mexico, vegas, the beach, etc. really good quality shit. I'm not paying retail for them, fuck that. They hardly ever go on sale though. But honestly, they are the best shoes I've had. mine are all black though.

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otherwise I wear these, which are great. I like shoes I can only have to bring one pair when I travel, so they have to fit with shorts and dark jeans. I took these to Spain last year, really held up great. The best thing about these is I can just change out the Vibram soles instead of buying a new pair.
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I'd rock that 2nd pair. But, the 1st one's, meh. What kind is that 2nd pair?

Here's my workout and lounge shoe:

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The lightest shoe I've ever owned.
 
www.oakstreetbootmakers.com

kind of pricy since they use really nice leather (horween chromexcel) and they are handmade. :MARIS61:

love them though. there is a store in portland that carries them. right around the corner from the blackbird store, forgot what its called.
 
Bought some Apple Cider Vinegar and some coconut oil. all the people are saying its good shit for your health. all the paleo / crossfit freaks.
 
MickZagger said:
I'd rock that 2nd pair. But, the 1st one's, meh. What kind is that 2nd pair?

Here's my workout and lounge shoe:

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The lightest shoe I've ever owned.
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I use Nike Frees at the Gym. I also have the New Balance Minimus and the Vibram 5 Fingers, but i use those for travelling.
 
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