Odd and Unusual Rants and Questions (1 Viewer)

[Elton]

Thanks! I promise to never again post a stupid dog video.

 

[PDXFonz]

Thanks! I promise to never again post a stupid dog video.

I think they are awesome. I'm glad you actually gave him the chicken this time!

 

[Elton]

I have a terribly inappropriate clip of him with his fuzzy purple wiener dog toy. I call it "Purple Rain."

 

[magnifier661]

I hate you all

 

[BBert]

I hate you all

Hate is the sincerest form of flattery.

 

[Hobbesarable]

In other news, have you noticed the prices for tomatoes going through the roof at the grocery store? :MARIS61:

 

[SlyPokerDog]

In other news, have you noticed the prices for tomatoes going through the roof at the grocery store? :MARIS61:

Yes, I sure have if by saying tomatoes you really mean pork.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

“Aunt” is among the most popular pornographic search terms in Syria.

 

[Hobbesarable]

Yes, I sure have if by saying tomatoes you really mean pork.

No, I meant tomatoes.

They've doubled in price over the last 3 to 4 weeks.

 

[Hobbesarable]

“Aunt” is among the most popular pornographic search terms in Syria.

They like 'em old and incestuous, eh?

 

[3RA1N1AC]

I don't really like tomatoes on my burger, and I was at a restaurant and they were like "if you want tomatoes, you have to ask for them, they are really expensive right now", so I asked for them and then just left them on my plate

None of that actually happened

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I don't really like tomatoes on my burger, and I was at a restaurant and they were like "if you want tomatoes, you have to ask for them, they are really expensive right now", so I asked for them and then just left them on my plate

None of that actually happened

 

[3RA1N1AC]

"aunt" is what syrians call their father's other wives. They possibly breast fed from many in the harem, developing a multi faceted edepus complex, and probably find searching for mother fucking porn too distasteful religiously.

Thereby i am hereby concluding, in part because poor syrians don't have the internet to search for porn on, that they are much more difficult to defeat in a ground war than previously thought.

 

[BBert]

Thanks! I promise to never again post a stupid dog video.

Don't make promises you can't keep.

 

[Strenuus]

Might be the weirdest damn thing I've ever seen. And I've seen you in person.

 

[magnifier661]

There was a time when I decided to get up off my couch.

 

[Strenuus]

There was a time when I decided to get up off my couch.

Pizza is a helluva drug.

 

[magnifier661]

Pizza is a helluva drug.

You don't even know man!

 

[Strenuus]

You don't even know man!

Oh I know. I have a guy down the street that can get me my fix in 30 minutes or less. And he's so confident about that, that if he's later than that, it's free! I love him.