Random posts from the Crabbe thread

[SlyPokerDog]

We match Nets offer to Crabbe.

Nets offer $80mill contract to Harkless.

We match that.

Nets offer $80mill contract to Meyers.

We match that.

PA tells Olshey not to trade anyone.

Team loses in the first round.

Hit by massive tax penalty.

Blazers file BK.

Judge orders franchise sold during BK hearing.

Paul Allen's sister buys team, moves them to Seattle.

PA & sister laugh manically on yacht, evil plan to move team to Seattle worked.

Fucking Nets.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

We match Nets offer to Crabbe.

Nets offer $80mill contract to Harkless.

We match that.

Nets offer $80mill contract to Meyers.

We match that.

PA tells Olshey not to trade anyone.

Team loses in the first round.

Hit by massive tax penalty.

Blazers file BK.

Judge orders franchise sold during BK hearing.

Paul Allen's sister buys team, moves them to Seattle.

PA & sister laugh manically on yacht, evil plan to move team to Seattle worked.

Fucking Nets.

Sly licks balls all the way to the bank.

Don't shoot the messenger.

Dogs like balls. Sniffing them. Licking them. Biting them. Carrying them. Chewing on them.

 

[Blazinaway]

We match Nets offer to Crabbe.

Nets offer $80mill contract to Harkless.

We match that.

Nets offer $80mill contract to Meyers.

We match that.

PA tells Olshey not to trade anyone.

Team loses in the first round.

Hit by massive tax penalty.

Blazers file BK.

Judge orders franchise sold during BK hearing.

Paul Allen's sister buys team, moves them to Seattle.

PA & sister laugh manically on yacht, evil plan to move team to Seattle worked.

Fucking Nets.

Fucking NYET...lol

 

[Denny Crane]

Sly licks balls all the way to the bank.

He licks where his balls used to be.

 

[Natebishop3]

We match Nets offer to Crabbe.

Nets offer $80mill contract to Harkless.

We match that.

Nets offer $80mill contract to Meyers.

We match that.

PA tells Olshey not to trade anyone.

Team loses in the first round.

Hit by massive tax penalty.

Blazers file BK.

Judge orders franchise sold during BK hearing.

Paul Allen's sister buys team, moves them to Seattle.

PA & sister laugh manically on yacht, evil plan to move team to Seattle worked.

Fucking Nets.

THey would offer Meyers 80 million and we laugh and hang up.

 

[Denny Crane]

THey would offer Meyers 80 million and we laugh and hang up.

This.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Sly licks balls all the way to the bank.

Don't shoot the messenger.

Dogs like balls. Sniffing them. Licking them. Biting them. Carrying them. Chewing on them.

He licks where his balls used to be.

It's disturbing how much you guys like to fantasize about my balls.

And don't bother replying, if I wanted come back I'd reach down and wipe it off of your chin.

 

[theprunetang]

It's disturbing how much you guys like to fantasize about my balls.

And don't bother replying, if I wanted come back I'd reach down and wipe it off of your chin.

I don't care about your balls. I'm much more interested in your red rocket.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I don't care about your balls. I'm much more interested in your red rocket.

:MARIS61:

 

[riverman]

It's disturbing how much you guys like to fantasize about my balls.

And don't bother replying, if I wanted come back I'd reach down and wipe it off of your chin.

why would you spit on someone's chin?

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

In all honesty, I think Laverne Cox's character is the sexiest on the show. I don't really "go that way" personally, but she is one powerful and sexy human. Word.

I don't care about your balls. I'm much more interested in your red rocket.

Sensing a trend...hmmmm

 

[theprunetang]

Sensing a trend...hmmmm

Cool. Good detective skills bro.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

It's disturbing how much you guys like to fantasize about my balls.

And don't bother replying, if I wanted come back I'd reach down and wipe it off of your chin.

People talk about your balls cuz they're hard to avoid. Your hang-down is at your cankles.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

I don't care about your balls. I'm much more interested in your red rocket.

So.... The only question is who banged Sly first: PT or KS?

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Cool. Good detective skills bro.

Detective? Just memory of one of the most closeted things I'd ever read. I let it go then, now I encourage you to search your soul for the truth. Happiness is being your true self.

 

[theprunetang]

So.... The only question is who banged Sly first: PT or KS?

I just held the leash and filmed it.

 

[theprunetang]

Detective? Just memory of one of the most closeted things I'd ever read. I let it go then, now I encourage you to search your soul for the truth. Happiness is being your true self.

How is saying someone is sexy "closeted"? Regardless of sex or orientation, any human being should be able to recognize someone who is attractive.

 

[theprunetang]

Detective? Just memory of one of the most closeted things I'd ever read. I let it go then, now I encourage you to search your soul for the truth. Happiness is being your true self.

Also, I'm so glad you "let it go". Cause you know, transgendered people are so terrible to like.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

People talk about your balls cuz they're hard to avoid. Your hang-down is at your cankles.

Ahhhh... now I understand, I'm PokerDog, not Pokemon. I have nothing to do with your ball refilling fantasies.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Also, I'm so glad you "let it go". Cause you know, transgendered people are so terrible to like.

Don't get your panties all twisted. My sister is married to a woman, I don't care what floats your boat. I meant let it go as in I wouldn't mention it because you'll figure it out on your own.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

is how I know you're gay.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Ahhhh... now I understand, I'm PokerDog, not Pokemon. I have nothing to do with your ball refilling fantasies.

Sick and twisted. Like ol' doggie balls.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Exactly. Seinfeld is the closest thing I have to religion.

 

[theprunetang]

I recognize when people of any sex are attractive as I've been exposed to sterotypes related to attractiveness as I grew up.

I also never answered a thread topic about which female is hotter by naming a man.

I said to myself "you go girl" after seeing that character on the show. "Damn, that chick is sexy" never crossed my mind.

You acting worried about me calling you gay is how I know you're gay.

You worrying about whether or not someone on a sports message board is gay is what made me know that I should ignore everything you say from this point forward. Fuck off for reals. I am really comfortable with my sexuality and would discuss it with anyone worth discussing it with. Not sure you belong in that category.

 

[bulls_with_booz]

Haha u gayyyy *sips lean* *hits dab* *kills self*

 

[theprunetang]

Don't get your panties all twisted. My sister is married to a woman, I don't care what floats your boat. I meant let it go as in I wouldn't mention it because you'll figure it out on your own.

You meant "let it go" as in you wouldn't mention it, except you totally just mentioned it. Also, feel free to laugh all you want, but you are kind of wrong about your whole premise. I just feel like I have to defend against your homophobic bullshit.

Also within a few minutes of me mentioning Sly's red rocket (which is a south park joke) you had the quote all lined about about Laverne Cox. So you seriously kept that all lined up in your head to requote for a month later like it matters to anyone?

 

[Natebishop3]

Knock this shit off.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

You meant "let it go" as in you wouldn't mention it, except you totally just mentioned it. Also, feel free to laugh all you want, but you are kind of wrong about your whole premise. I just feel like I have to defend against your homophobic bullshit.

SJW????? Homophobic? I told you it's ok for you to be gay. Is there a homophobic way of promoting gayness?

The woman is not attractive to straight men. I called her a man because for all intents and purposes to a straight man she is one.

I watched TaxiCab Confessions or something like that on HBO years ago and there was a supposed transsexual woman who really was hot. That may or may not mean I'm some percentage gay, whatever.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

You worrying about whether or not someone on a sports message board is gay is what made me know that I should ignore everything you say from this point forward. Fuck off for reals. I am really comfortable with my sexuality and would discuss it with anyone worth discussing it with. Not sure you belong in that category.

There are two people on this board who make everything about themselves being gay the most important thing on Earth.

You should ignore everything I say anyway, because I literally don't care. I said what popped into my head in response to a bunch of men making gay jokes, if you can't take it that's on you.

 

[theprunetang]

SJW????? Homophobic? I told you it's ok for you to be gay. Is there a homophobic way of promoting gayness?

The woman is not attractive to straight men. I called her a man because for all intents and purposes to a straight man she is one.

I watched TaxiCab Confessions or something like that on HBO years ago and there was a supposed transsexual woman who really was hot. That may or may not mean I'm some percentage gay, whatever.

I'm not going to discuss my sexual orientation with you. You are wrong, but it is not something I feel I need to go into detail about on a Blazers message board. The fact that you care so much about that kind of thing really says a lot about you though. I would much rather talk about Crabbe's contract. I'm kind of over you and this whole conversation.