Random posts from the Crabbe thread

[riverman]

Ahhhh... now I understand, I'm PokerDog, not Pokemon. I have nothing to do with your ball refilling fantasies.

This just reeks of our own SlyPokerDogs involvement in a ripcity2 deflate gate scandal...all this ball talk takes some balls

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Who would have ever guessed that a couple of dudes talking about my balls would lead to this.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

This feels oddly appropriate.

 

[riverman]

Who would have ever guessed that a couple of dudes talking about my balls would lead to this.

haha! some testi cycles going on around here....

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

You meant "let it go" as in you wouldn't mention it, except you totally just mentioned it. Also, feel free to laugh all you want, but you are kind of wrong about your whole premise. I just feel like I have to defend against your homophobic bullshit.

Also within a few minutes of me mentioning Sly's red rocket (which is a south park joke) you had the quote all lined about about Laverne Cox. So you seriously kept that all lined up in your head to requote for a month later like it matters to anyone?

I'm actually going to turn 42 this weekend and have been exposed to paint and bondo dust for years, but I used to remember everything. I can't remember exactly what company it was but MarAzul is refinishing his boat because some company talked him into using some product with epoxy that didn't hold up. Or the epoxy held up but some other part didn't. ..just skimmed it.

I have a combo lock at work I've had since the 7th grade. I found it 10 years ago and remembered the combination.

I read your post and instantly recalled most of your post in the Piper vs Alex thread. Clicked OT, found the thread, knew it was around the second page and voila. Done.

 

[riverman]

So, I feel the Blazers should match the offer from the Nets. We can't afford to let assets go for nothing.

I think they might end up doing that, but only if Crabbe meets their conditions

 

[theprunetang]

Who would have ever guessed that a couple of dudes talking about my balls would lead to this.

I agree. I am not sure why @bodyman5000 and 1 keeps a running tally in his head of possible "gay" things that people have written in the past.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Who would have ever guessed that a couple of dudes talking about my balls would lead to this.

I dunno. I feel like my twisted humor is not tied to the rest of whatever-the-fuck-convo is otherwise going on. I disassociate myself from that other convo. I'm not a part of that.

But for you to bring it back to yourself... Clearly, you're more feline than k-9.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

I think they might end up doing that, but only if Crabbe meets their conditions

There's no conditions to be met. We either match the offer sheet or not.

Aside from if the Blazers match, your so. Is required to give up his team auto'd basketball.

 

[riverman]

Now can we somehow work Crabbe and balls into the conversation?

 

[theprunetang]

I'm actually going to turn 42 this weekend and have been exposed to paint and bondo dust for years, but I used to remember everything. I can't remember exactly what company it was but MarAzul is refinishing his boat because some company talked him into using some product with epoxy that didn't hold up. Or the epoxy held up but some other part didn't. ..just skimmed it.

I have a combo lock at work I've had since the 7th grade. I found it 10 years ago and remembered the combination.

I read your post and instantly recalled most of your post in the Piper vs Alex thread. Clicked OT, found the thread, knew it was around the second page and voila. Done.

Glad your memory is working. Maybe you should stay out of other people's business. Remember that.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Glad your memory is working. Maybe you should stay out of other people's business. Remember that.

You already forgot that I literally don't care what you think? Damn, I thought my memory was failing. I just posted it.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

If Crabbe starts for the Nets he'll get to play with TRob again

Now Crabbe is gay too?

 

[riverman]

Now Crabbe is gay too?

No...Rudy plays for the Kings I believe

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Clearly, you're more feline than k-9.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Glad your memory is working. Maybe you should stay out of other people's business. Remember that.

You like Southpark? I'll help you out, think of me as a real life grown up Eric Cartman. If I'm anyone on that show, I'm Cartman.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

No...Rudy plays for the Kings I believe

You mean Ramento? As Shaq would call them?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

You like Southpark? I'll help you out, think of me as a real life grown up Eric Cartman. If I'm anyone on that show, I'm Cartman.

Dude, you're Butters.

 

[theprunetang]

You already forgot that I literally don't care what you think? Damn, I thought my memory was failing. I just posted it.

I've actually never put someone on ignore, but I think I just may with you. Do you understand how hard it is to piss me off? I am about the most easy going guy in the world. If you can piss me off, then you have some personal problems dude. Work on yourself.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Dude, you're Butters.

Now you're gay? I feel like Rowdy Roddy (RIP) in They Live, except you're not aliens.

 

[riverman]

One thing learned from all this....you two guys should never get married

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Now you're gay? I feel like Rowdy Roddy (RIP) in They Live, except you're not aliens.

How about we stop with the gay talk for tonight.

 

[theprunetang]

You like Southpark? I'll help you out, think of me as a real life grown up Eric Cartman. If I'm anyone on that show, I'm Cartman.

Yeah, and Cartman is a fat asshole.

 

[riverman]

I've actually never put someone on ignore, but I think I just may with you. Do you understand how hard it is to piss me off? I am about the most easy going guy in the world. If you can piss me off, then you have some personal problems dude. Work on yourself.

I've put 3 people on ignore...two were banned forever and one is no longer on ignore...it's a useful tool but sometimes makes dialogues weird as if Sly were talking to himself for long stretches

 

[riverman]

How about we stop with the gay talk for tonight.

Crabbe is better than him anyway

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

I've actually never put someone on ignore, but I think I just may with you. Do you understand how hard it is to piss me off? I am about the most easy going guy in the world. If you can piss me off, then you have some personal problems dude. Work on yourself.

You think I have personal problems? If my blood pressure raises one point on this board it is from reading the box scores. Ignore me, if I had the global shit market cornered I wouldn't give 2 of them for or about you. I've told you repeatedly that I don't care.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

I feel like, I've moved, yet you're always there. Clearly, you've been stalking me.

You wouldn't be the first.

 

[riverman]

I tried...I failed...I logged off

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Yeah, and Cartman is a fat asshole.

I told you I was Cartman, self awareness. Look into it.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Can... You feel.... The looovvvveee tonight?

I am practicing my bar lounge groove for this weekend.

It's much better in person.