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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (TheIrishGodFather25 @ Jan 3 2007, 07:03 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>dont matter to me, im just waiting.</div>Na, it's time for some Basketball bro.Cleveland, Boston....Its ON! :shifty2:
 
I would battle you but I really don't feel like starting it.
 
If you guys are going to have a real battle, you have to implement a rule saying you can't feed off of the other's person's verse. Otherwise, it is unfair.
 
First in my class here at MITGot skills, I'm a champion at D&DM.C. Escher, that's my favorite M.C.Keep you're 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey teaMy rims never spin to the contraryYou'll find that they're quite stationaryAll of my action figures are cherryStephen Hawkin's in my libraryMy MySpace page is all totally pimped outGot people beggin' for my top eight spacesYo, I know pi to a thousand placesAin't got no grills but I still wear bracesI order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaiseI'm a wiz at Minesweeper, I could play for daysOnce you've see my sweet moves, you're gonna stay amazedMy fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablazeThere's no killer app I haven't runAt Pascal, well I'm number oneDo vector calculus just for funI ain't got a gat, but I got a soldering gunHappy Days is my favorite theme songI could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pongI'll ace any trivia quiz you bring onI'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon
 
Very original :lol:Those lyrics are quite good though. Weird Al FTW!
 
Just a lil freestyle-too lite easily moved front back left rightkeyed easy w s a d international flightwherever we are make sh*t easy to see, known city of lightcall me FedEx, movin these lyrics overtime, all day overnightjust like UPS what can brown do for you, cept some black some whitewe come through droppin these bombs, leave ita waste siteyeah right now we not seen, dodgin rader, low level flight
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (P0W3RBALLIN @ Jan 4 2007, 06:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>First in my class here at MITGot skills, I'm a champion at D&DM.C. Escher, that's my favorite M.C.Keep you're 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey teaMy rims never spin to the contraryYou'll find that they're quite stationaryAll of my action figures are cherryStephen Hawkin's in my libraryMy MySpace page is all totally pimped outGot people beggin' for my top eight spacesYo, I know pi to a thousand placesAin't got no grills but I still wear bracesI order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaiseI'm a wiz at Minesweeper, I could play for daysOnce you've see my sweet moves, you're gonna stay amazedMy fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablazeThere's no killer app I haven't runAt Pascal, well I'm number oneDo vector calculus just for funI ain't got a gat, but I got a soldering gunHappy Days is my favorite theme songI could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pongI'll ace any trivia quiz you bring onI'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon</div>speak co'mon learn to correctly unleash your mindI dont kill people, but lyrics a victimless crimeRolex in front of timex, or time after timedont be ignorant and dont act blindthrow on your spectacles so you can witness this spectaclethink your top, we need someone to take this toYour a bi*ch keep your mouth closed, you said what?, heckled who?Try n touch these lyrics walk away limbs bluethey numb like novicane or bare skin on icecall me 21 unpredictable, rollin a diceUncle ben sh*t, on it like white on ricelyrics ignite all sources, detonating devicethis lined up right, striaght in the sights, exactly preciselisten up, and take this word of adviceI dont sell secrets for just any priceI dedicated, a mother and her kidI flow the electricity, power the gridu bitin my sh*t, betta stop with a skidcause stealing my sh*t, jus something I always forbidI didnt create this sh*t? who?, no what did?because man cant do this must be machine, kidchernobyl actin, this radioactive sh*t I always emitu wanna try this, we equal unemployin, have a go at itI look simple, easy to beat, but you skimmin dis, watchin the face of it
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (TheIrishGodFather25 @ Jan 4 2007, 07:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>speak co'mon learn to correctly unleash your mindI dont kill people, but lyrics a victimless crimeRolex in front of timex, or time after timedont be ignorant and dont act blindthrow on your spectacles so you can witness this spectaclethink your top, we need someone to take this toYour a bi*ch keep your mouth closed, you said what?, heckled who?Try n touch these lyrics walk away limbs bluethey numb like novicane or bare skin on icecall me 21 unpredictable, rollin a diceUncle ben sh*t, on it like white on ricelyrics ignite all sources, detonating devicethis lined up right, striaght in the sights, exactly preciselisten up, and take this word of adviceI dont sell secrets for just any priceI dedicated, a mother and her kidI flow the electricity, power the gridu bitin my sh*t, betta stop with a skidcause stealing my sh*t, jus something I always forbidI didnt create this sh*t? who?, no what did?because man cant do this must be machine, kidchernobyl actin, this radioactive sh*t I always emitu wanna try this, we equal unemployin, have a go at itI look simple, easy to beat, but you skimmin dis, watchin the face of it</div>I ain't gotta learn how to unleash my mind, because I already know itI spit hot fire (
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) and I can't even control itI might not show it, but now I amits my turn and I WANT YOU like Uncle SamMy turn at the plate, bout to hit a homerunfirst base, 2nd and 3rd, back to home and I'm doneIono why your saying I'm biting your sh*t, your not Weird Aland from reading your sh*t, your pretty weird pal :lol:Sorry, my bad, in my raps I like to joke aroundEven though they funny, its still goin downLike yung joc, I borrowd some dope boy magichope I didnt just turn this into something tragicSo if u have an issue, have a tissueYou can leave this thread, and I ain't gon miss you.Oh man.. Don't reply to this Irishdude.I got pwned so yeah
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No rap battles? Well I have something I've been working on, let me know what you think. Heres just a little peak.these should enlighten, expand brain cellsnot being used to create gurellias and rebelsverbal war of the streets, battle the elitesscare weak ones into travillin in fleetsheld back, locked in, restrained in seatsdont know your suffering, never accept defeatpeople rhymin, yet can't finish completeleaving the human mind to wonder indiscreetwhen talking make sense, use your head, learn to speakmaking that cash should take a backseattheres something about words that deceitmy supporting structure running through, not reinforced 'creteThe song is about using words as they are with they're natural power(metaphors smilies ect.)and not just rhyming to make music. If anyone can figure out what I mean by the last line, the metaphor ill be very surprised. Dunno if its too abstract. I'd appreciate the feedback.
 
This thread's been quiet for weeks so imma bump it up,
my flow is so illegal that before I spit I gotta piss in a cup,
I'm so wet that when I finish you gotta mop it up,
and when im done I get yo bi*ch to come slop it up,
dawg you don't want none of this because I'm beastin,
I'll come at yo ass hard even if I don't have a reason,
I'm up and ready to go like Kobe every season,
I spit hot fire while you over there freezin,
and I'm not even tryin dawg, I'm just teasin,
if you even try to flow with me your ass'll be fu*kin wheezin
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CelticBalla32 @ Feb 27 2007, 08:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>This thread's been quiet for weeks so imma bump it up,my flow is so illegal that before I spit I gotta piss in a cup,I'm so wet that when I finish you gotta mop it up,and when im done I get yo bi*ch to come slop it up,dawg you don't want none of this because I'm beastin,I'll come at yo ass hard even if I don't have a reason,I'm up and ready to go like Kobe every season,I spit hot fire while you over there freezin,and I'm not even tryin dawg, I'm just teasin,if you even try to flow with me your ass'll be fu*kin wheezin</div>Good thing this threads back up, I've been waitin for a whileI just thought that the last post I made had yall posters suicidalSee I have it in my files, stakkin this ish like pilesHave ya ish sweatin like ya finish runnin 10 milesGotcha in denial, ya know that I'm the bestat least on b-b-dub, cant f--k wid filthy from the westI'm different from the rest, I contrast from your rhymesJust by reading this ish, it just brings you back in timeBack in time to the great ones, time of the late onesnot all the fakes ones, ya know ya gotta taste oneJust to understand, just so you even knowI'm from the bay homie, tell me when to goI'll just stop right there, you can just stareCounter back man, I'll be waitin right here:lol:
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (P0W3RBALLIN @ Feb 27 2007, 11:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Good thing this threads back up, I've been waitin for a while
I just thought that the last post I made had yall posters suicidal
See I have it in my files, stakkin this ish like piles
Have ya ish sweatin like ya finish runnin 10 miles
Gotcha in denial, ya know that I'm the best
at least on b-b-dub, cant f--k wid filthy from the west
I'm different from the rest, I contrast from your rhymes
Just by reading this ish, it just brings you back in time
Back in time to the great ones, time of the late ones
not all the fakes ones, ya know ya gotta taste one
Just to understand, just so you even know
I'm from the bay homie, tell me when to go
I'll just stop right there, you can just stare
Counter back man, I'll be waitin right here

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Here I am man, I'm counterin back,
imma take yo sh*t and cook it up like crack,
I aint into hearin all your yak-yak,
my shits so lethal I give muthafucka's heart attacks,
your bi*ch ass floats like a butterfly while I sting like a bee,
dawg you just jealous that you aint like me, a lethal emcee,
so why you beefin with me?
F*ck with me I'll turn your rhymes around like Shaun Livingston's knee,
I'm a one of a kind muthafucka, people like me don't grow on trees,
when I get heated I'm at like 400 degrees,
my sh*t is so sick that when we're done you'll have mad cow disease,
man are you really ready for this?
you really wanna get dissed?
by the end of this battle I'll have u drinkin my piss,
now I could go all day but ill give you a turn,
but its only a matter of time before your ass gets burned
 
I'd say your sh*t is about as lethal as the celtics, 14 and 42I'm not beefin with ya, I'm just tryna do wut I doYa can't turn my rhymes around because I'm keepin it trueAt least your competition, good thing I picked youive been in this game, it aint at all new to memy game still growing like yao ming during pubertyI never been unexperienced im always in my primeim gon be spittin at my best til I run outta timeI'm what the games missin, see I'm the new solutionThis old news, so I'ma start an evolutionI'm a revolution, let in a fresh breezeIt's the game that I want and the game that I'll seizeGet ya down on ya knees, bow down to the filthChange the look on ya face, don't like the way it was builtMan you must be crazy, if you thinkin you a matchBeat ya ass up and then cook a new batchWaiting for the next great to hatch? He's already hereIt's me, filthy boy, so ya best beware
 
Man this stuff is fake... battling in real life is 4109812424x more fun. It takes any guy to type rhymes down.I'm also too lazy to respond to this right now.
 
heres my kindergarden rhyme:do you wanna fightjust tonightcause the time is rightwhy did you buy me a kiteinstead of a bike:D
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Send those in to Young Joc, his lyricism would improve 200% then.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (P0W3RBALLIN @ Feb 28 2007, 07:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I'd say your sh*t is about as lethal as the celtics, 14 and 42
I'm not beefin with ya, I'm just tryna do wut I do
Ya can't turn my rhymes around because I'm keepin it true
At least your competition, good thing I picked you
ive been in this game, it aint at all new to me
my game still growing like yao ming during puberty
I never been unexperienced im always in my prime
im gon be spittin at my best til I run outta time
I'm what the games missin, see I'm the new solution
This old news, so I'ma start an evolution
I'm a revolution, let in a fresh breeze
It's the game that I want and the game that I'll seize
Get ya down on ya knees, bow down to the filth
Change the look on ya face, don't like the way it was built
Man you must be crazy, if you thinkin you a match
Beat ya ass up and then cook a new batch
Waiting for the next great to hatch? He's already here
It's me, filthy boy, so ya best beware</div>
Diss the C's all you want, we've won 3 in a row,
You're a Rockets fan - we beat them on their home court 5 days ago,
go ahead - I'll let you spit til you run outta time,
only one problem - that time was up after my first line,
funny how you tell me to get on my knees, that made me chuckle,
because I said the same thing to your bi*ch before I turned her around and *ucker her,
you call me filthy, yeah that's true,
because I'm the rawest muthafucka this place ever knew,
dawg give up, what u going to do?
I flip beats on your ass quicker than DJ Clue,
and aint nuthin you can do about it,
trust me - I know when I see talent,
I'm like Danny Ainge - I scout it,
man no doubt about it,
your bi*ch ass tried to step to me but I got your ass re-routed,
just end it right now before you get smacked up,
jacked up,
and I'll do it so easy like the money I just stacked up
man you're such a tool,
go ahead and keep comin - you're just givin me fuel,
you won't win so let this be a lesson, fool,
cherish this experience with me like a precious jewel
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CelticBalla32 @ Mar 3 2007, 04:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Diss the C's all you want, we've won 3 in a row,You're a Rockets fan - we beat them on their home court 5 days ago,go ahead - I'll let you spit til you run outta time,only one problem - that time was up after my first line,funny how you tell me to get on my knees, that made me chuckle,because I said the same thing to your bi*ch before I turned her around and *ucker her,you call me filthy, yeah that's true,because I'm the rawest muthafucka this place ever knew,dawg give up, what u going to do?I flip beats on your ass quicker than DJ Clue,and aint nuthin you can do about it,trust me - I know when I see talent,I'm like Danny Ainge - I scout it,man no doubt about it,your bi*ch ass tried to step to me but I got your ass re-routed,just end it right now before you get smacked up,jacked up,and I'll do it so easy like the money I just stacked upman you're such a tool,go ahead and keep comin - you're just givin me fuel,you won't win so let this be a lesson, fool,cherish this experience with me like a precious jewel</div> :happy0144: I actually didnt call you filthy, dats my nickname, u just read it wrong :winkglasses:
 
Why don't you put something here rather that calling them out from the background?
 
The pestilence says hes so sick, he be terminally illonly that thing that he is swallowing isnt a pillwhen you say you are terminally ill, I bet yur talkin bout aidsspending all of your free time at them homo guy paradesDont know to much about you, but you seem a little cockybut once you get me goin there is nuthin that can stop mestop runnin your mouth cause you aint done sh*tyou better not even try, cause I already won it
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (remix @ Mar 12 2007, 07:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>The pestilence says hes so sick, he be terminally illonly that thing that he is swallowing isnt a pillwhen you say you are terminally ill, I bet yur talkin bout aidsspending all of your free time at them homo guy paradesDont know to much about you, but you seem a little cockybut once you get me goin there is nuthin that can stop mestop runnin your mouth cause you aint done sh*tyou better not even try, cause I already won it</div>lets continue
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Yes I have heard of rhyming with multi-syllablesits just the things u say are very so ridiculeThe rhymes that u spit, I can say they are mythicalThey don't exist, u can tell I rhyme individualY dont u spit a rhyme man, just go on do itbasically called us out when u aint gona pursue itYou're all a joke, I spit the true sh*tY say we aint got nothing when u aint gon do sh*tI come up with new sh*t, everytime I tryill prolly get a few thousand verses out before I die..uhh. I choke. out. :doh:
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powerballin thinks hes clever, he believes hes slick,he stays ballin like Jim Jones,but Jim Jones is ballin on that dick.he says hes stays fly, doing his free throw motion, but hes so good at the stroke, probably from rubbing that lotion :wink: hes a break dance king, people say hes alright,but later on hes a dragqueen, working the streets at night.but its okay, I hope your just laughing,after all, theres a billion of you, atleast according to Shift Happens.I dont got anything against you....I just picked somebody.
 
Continued with P0W3R..posted after austingrizSo lets continue with this tag team sh*tnow its the Remix, and you bout to get litcause I dont think you really wanna play like thattake a time out and shave that faggot mustache....
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and there aint no way you ballin with that hairbet all the ladies have to stop and stareand not cause your hot, but really cause your whackand to be honest what kind of name is Macso like fat joe, your parents must have been smokin Crack, Crack, Crack.lol :boxin: Lets go yo!! ya know its all playin my dude.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (P0W3RBALLIN @ Mar 12 2007, 09:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Yes I have heard of rhyming with multi-syllablesits just the things u say are very so ridiculeThe rhymes that u spit, I can say they are mythicalThey don't exist, u can tell I rhyme individualY dont u spit a rhyme man, just go on do itbasically called us out when u aint gona pursue itYou're all a joke, I spit the true sh*tY say we aint got nothing when u aint gon do sh*tI come up with new sh*t, everytime I tryill prolly get a few thousand verses out before I die..</div>lol, I don't usually reduce myself to frivolous EDIT: Keystyles, but why not I'll respond.........put down the hennessey dipshit, and don't step to me mrs.all oiled up like you were the energy businessIn yo room jacking off to "a kenny g christmas"you from an exclusive hood - a leprosy villagehave sex with your sister, just like the rest of usalternative's a beat off blister, but that ain't right, incestuousit's best to bust, on people who don't share your double helixsh*t man, don't turn homo on us stop stop banging remixyou cream dicks? I can tell by the smell, a shower's callin'What am I saying, you can't expect hygeine from powerballinRemix, what tag team? Relax that's just your fag dreamSorry if my stache gave you a lagged cream, and slowed down your lather's startBut please dude, stop staring, and what're those heels you're wearing, your flow's as smooth as hanks gathers heartI'm sorry but I can't comprehend your ramblin'Maybe when a javelin's travelin' through your abdomen and you're stabbed againyou'll get, that you'll never be a decent lyricistI'm getting chicks while you're asking "kerry, what type of beer is this"I'm feared n' sh*t because I take guys like you apartYou're be hearing this eternally when I shove a stake right through your heartAnd one more thing, before I bask with my girls and birkenstocksStop looking at my old pictures and stop jerkin' off*sigh*
 

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