ROUND 1, GAME 1: BLAZERS @ ROCKETS - 4/20/14, SUNDAY, 6:30 PM (PST), TNT & KGW

[Strenuus]

Wow. This team is FOR real. They over came SO much. AMAZING!!!!

 

[BlazerCaravan]

Punched them in the mouth.

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

I just realized I haven't peed since halftime.

I've been clinching my cheeks since halftime..

 

[illmatic99]

Postgame interview

http://www.nba.com/live1/

 

[BlazerCaravan]

If we even sniff a ring, LA goes down as our greatest blazer.

 

[DamianLillard#0]

Punched them in the mouth.

FUCK YEAH... KnockOUT in THE FIRST ROUND BABY !!!

 

[DamianLillard#0]

If we even sniff a ring, LA goes down as our greatest blazer.

WOW CHill bro.. it s the first game of loonng series

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

Batum had a quiet yet very efficient game. 14/9/3/2/1 on 60% shooting with only 1 TO

 

[rasheedfan2005]

Barkley "theres always shadey officiating" tongue bite. Hahahahaba

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

I just realized I haven't peed since halftime.

Yeah man my reverse jinxes worked just fine.

Fuck James Harden and his dirsty beard.

 

[Strenuus]

Beverely got schooled by Lillard. Lillard figured him out in the 2nd half, it seems.

I really, really dislike Beverly.

 

[illmatic99]

Beverely got schooled by Lillard. Lillard figured him out in the 2nd half, it seems.

I really, really dislike Beverly.

Getting him in foul trouble early helped

 

[BlazerCaravan]

Beverely got schooled by Lillard. Lillard figured him out in the 2nd half, it seems.

I really, really dislike Beverly.

We might not have to worry about him as much anymore.

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

Our bench went 2-14 for 7 points and 8 TOs

We can only go up from there

 

[Natebishop3]

Beverely got schooled by Lillard. Lillard figured him out in the 2nd half, it seems.

I really, really dislike Beverly.

He figured him out in the first half too. I think he scored 12 in the first half.

 

[maxiep]

Send us a link!

http://bbs.clutchfans.net/showthread.php?t=253081&page=212

Suicide watch.

 

[rasheedfan2005]

This is the longest orgasm ive had since the comeback.

 

[PDXFonz]

I am so turnt up man holy fuck. Got a cold and sore throat and now I can't even talk...had my. Eighbors banging on the ceiling, but I do to care. I sit and think about my dad and grandpa who were lucky enough to see a blazer championship, I think about how they experienced 10x the excitement I had during this game. I wish they were here but I yell as if they were next to me. It ain't over, but it sure got a lot easier!

 

[maxiep]

Get some poon.

Watching the end of this game was better than sex. Getting laid would be a letdown from how I'm feeling right now.

 

[MarAzul]

Wow! I thought the fix was in, the refs had it under control but not enough!!!
Kind of a win against all odds.

 

[maxiep]

Best win of the season, undefeated in the playoffs and LMA is my frickin MVP!

Right now, he's in the lead for the playoff MVP. The best performance of all the Game One's.

 

[maxiep]

Portland Shout the mouths they saying portland is the easy opponent in the Playoffs for they lookin all teams in the west.. !!!

That's right. We let our play do the talking.

 

[HailBlazers]

I can breathe again. Didn't know I could hold my breath for an hour.


Do we seriously have to do this possibly six more times...?


The lottery was so less stressful.

Lol.

Instant Classic.

Riiiiiiip Ciity Baby.

 

[TripTango]

http://bbs.clutchfans.net/showthread.php?t=253081&page=212

Suicide watch.

My favorite quote so far:

4 vs 9. Hard for our team to beat the refs and Harden.

 

[DamianLillard#0]

http://bbs.clutchfans.net/showpost.php?p=8868741&postcount=4285

Read This hahahaha

 

[maxiep]

I just realized I haven't peed since halftime.

I peed twice...right where I sat. I chose to piss myself rather than miss a second of this game.

 

[maxiep]

We might not have to worry about him as much anymore.

McHale was asked about PB, rolled his eyes and said, "Meeeeeaaaahhh, we'll find out more tomorrow."

Not encouraging if you're a Beverley fan.

 

[magnifier661]

http://bbs.clutchfans.net/showpost.php?p=8868741&postcount=4285

Read This hahahaha

Wow Houston fans are fucking blind. Even my laker friend was texting me on how hosed we are getting in the second half.

 

[maxiep]

This is the longest orgasm ive had since the comeback.

Brandon's game against Dallas? I agree. My balls are drained.

 

[PDXFonz]

Am I alone when I say - turn down for what?